Barenaked Ladies Bathroom Sessions

"One Week" by Barenaked Ladies from Stunt, available now. Download the studio version on iTunes: http://bit.ly/dUOcLp Links: www.facebook.com/barenakedladies twitter.com/BARENAKEDLADIES "One Week" Lyrics: It's been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry" Five days since you laughed at me saying "Get that together come back and see me" Three days since the living room I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you Yesterday you'd forgiven me but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry Hold it now and watch the hoodwink As I make you stop, think You'll think you're looking at Aquaman I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes Big like LeAnn Rimes Because I'm all about value Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through Gonna make a break and take a fake I'd like a stinkin achin shake I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know The vertigo is gonna grow Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of taking off my shirt It's been one week since you looked at me Threw your arms in the air and said "You're crazy" Five days since you tackled me I've still got the rug burns on both my knees It's been three days since the afternoon You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon Yesterday you'd forgiven me And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry Chickity China the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' Watchin' X-Files with no lights on We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy Like Kurasawa I make mad films Okay, I don't make films But if I did they'd have a Samurai Gonna get a set a' better clubs Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes That make me think the wrong thing How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of losing my shirt It's been one week since you looked at me Dropped your arms to your sides and said "I'm sorry" Five days since I laughed at you and said "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do" Three days since the living room We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do? Yesterday you just smiled at me Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie

Performing "Testing 1-2-3" from the album "Everything to Everyone".

Performing "If I Had A Million Dollars" from the album "Gordon".

Clip from Canada for Asia broadcast on CBC...the Ladies perform their sweet bluegrass version of One Week. Take that, all you other non-bluegrass One Week versions!

"What A Letdown" by Barenaked Ladies from Barenaked Ladies Are Men, available now. Download the studio version on iTunes: http://bit.ly/fdKsYM Links: www.facebook.com/barenakedladies twitter.com/BARENAKEDLADIES "What A Letdown" Lyrics: Even if I let this settle, it'll lead to a little fight Even when I get to meddlin' I need to remain polite I could cut across this field but it hits pretty close to home Maybe if I jiggle it a little it'll open up on its own Oh well, what a let down Oh well, what a let down Never has a stranger had a better taste of another town Just time for a cowboy breakfast, that's a leak and a look around Looks like the land of plenty, there will be plenty there to do That might've been funny at 20, but I just turned 32 Oh well, what a let down Oh well, what a let down Oh well, what a let down Oh well, what a let down Let down your guard Moving forward Finally four words What a let down What a let down Even if I let this settle, it'll lead to a little fight Even when I get to meddlin' I need to remember to remain polite I could cut across this field but it hits pretty close to home Maybe if I jiggle it a little it'll open up on its own Oh well, what a let down Oh well, what a let down Oh well, what a let down Oh well, what a let down What a let down Oh well, what a let down Oh well, what a let down What a let down

"The King of Bedside Manor" by Barenaked Ladies from Gordon, available now. Download the studio version on iTunes: http://bit.ly/dNy2Vh Links: www.facebook.com/barenakedladies twitter.com/BARENAKEDLADIES "King Of Bedside Manor" Lyrics: You know he's not the kind of man who likes to see the world around him Crumble to a ball around his feet. So he's always ready, he's always set, he's always well prepared, he's the most peculiar man you'll ever meet. [Chorus] You know he's not the king of Bedside Manor. He's not the Tom Jones that lives next door. He's not the king of Bedside Manor. He hardly even lives there anymore. He says excuse me, I hope you don't mind that I followed you into this shop but I couldn't help but notice that riding crop Sticking out of your haversack, Um, I wouldn't mind riding you bareback. He's subtle on the dancefloor and he's suave around the bar He's a quickdraw with a lighter, he's a pseudo movie star. You know he was quite a singer, quite an actor, quite some time ago. He had quite a famous program, late night bedtime tv show. [Chorus] Well he opens up the curtains at the crack of dawn Just to see the lovely ladies who have come and gone From the house next door to his house on the lane, He consoles himself that he's got his health and he knows he can't complain. [Chorus] He's not the King of Bedside Manor He's not the King of Bedside Manor Hardly even lives there anymore. Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto He's not the king, he's not the king, he's not the king of Bedside Manor.

"Maybe Not" by Barenaked Ladies from Barenaked Ladies Are Men, available now. Download the studio version on iTunes: http://bit.ly/fdKsYM Links: www.facebook.com/barenakedladies twitter.com/BARENAKEDLADIES "Maybe Not" Lyrics: Pretty soon you will be wanting me To go. And I will only be the enemy I know. Pretty soon you will be needing me To leave. But know that you and I will always be Naive. Maybe you'll forgive the things that I forgot. Maybe you're forgetting all the times we fought. Maybe we should divvy up the things we bought. But maybe not. Why don't we lay down on the kitchen floor All that we say we had with us before? We'll find our way to what we're looking for By separating what is mine from yours. Pretty soon I'll be the one you hold At bay. And then forever I'll be good as gold lamé. I know your heart cannot be bought or sold For much. donder maar op, consider yourself told In Dutch. And we can argue 'till our throats are sore About how far you take a metaphor. You always deign to see the glass half filled And now it seems to me the half glass spilled. Maybe you'll forgive the things that I forgot. Maybe you're forgetting all the times we fought. Maybe we should divvy up the things we bought. But maybe Maybe you'll forgive the things that I forgot. Maybe you're forgetting all the times we fought. Maybe we should divvy up the things we bought. But maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not

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