Break Up Excuses

So here we go, here are some of the ones iv picked out so far from the most painful stereotypical to the more bizarre:

"its not you its me"

"I had a bad dream about us, so think we should see other people"

"lets be friends"

"I dont want to be unhappy anymore"

"Im no good for you"

"youll be better off without me"

"im doing this for you"

"you just dont get me"

"your not listening"

"yours a cock... that is all"

"im a monogamous and i love god"

"you are too good for me"

"I dont deserve you"

"my psychic told me your not my soulmate"

"im bored"

"your mum doesnt like me"

"lets have a break"

"I need time to concentrate on my studies"

"im doing this so you cant break my heart"

"its hurting me more than you"

"you'll come out of this much stronger"

"my parents found out and I'm not allowed to speak to you again and I'm grounded so bye"

"I just can't be in a committed relationship right now, but we still can be friends"

"I wanna get married, and ur not ready"

"I need space..."

"You deserve someone better. That's not me."

"We are too different from each other."

"I'm in love with my friend/best friend.."

"I just realized I haven't had time to walk my dog..."

"We are not growing anymore."

"I don't have feelings for you
anymore."

"I just realized, I don't want to be attached."

"We don't fit in together."

"You are too immature for me..."

" I've decided to move on with my life... "

"We had the right love at the wrong time..."

"My friends dont like you"

"I'm entering the convent..."

"Happy hunting!"

"I'm in love with your mom..."