Best Twilight Saga 'Breaking Dawn' Quotations

Stop fidgeting, Bella. Please try to remember that you're not confessing to a murder here.

Let me introduce you to my wife.

I'm not surprised Mike's having difficulty with improper thoughts about a married woman.

Bella: By the way, I love you.
Edward: That's why we're here.

Don't tell me you've gotten over your dancing issues?

You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating.

Don't take too long, Mrs. Cullen.

I bit a pillow. Or two.

Do not say the word fine. If you value my sanity, do not say that you are fine.

I don't know if I decided to do anything last night. We're just lucky it was the pillows and not you.

Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.

You seem to be extraordinarily unobservant when your attention is otherwise involved.

So you seduced your all-too-willing husband. That's not a capital offense.

Breakfast time for the human?

Bella: You bought a house?
Edward: Real estate is a good investment.

Bella: Did you want to go survey the demolition zone now?
Edward: Maybe it would be more polite to wait until we're alone. You may not notice me tearing the furniture apart, but it would probably scare them.

I'm not ready for you to kill me yet, Jacob Black. You'll have to have a little patience.

If it's a child she wants, she can have it. She can have half a dozen babies. Anything she wants. She can have puppies, if that's what it takes.

The moment Bella's heart stops beating, I will be begging for you to kill me.

Alice rarely allows us to wear the same thing twice.

We hardly adhere to the vampire canon.

The f-... It ... the baby likes the sound of your voice.... He likes my voice, too.

He loves you. He absolutely adores you.

I'll throw her out of the house if it happens again. I'll launch her right across the river.

Though you hate me, I must admit that I don't feel the same about you. I think of you as a ... a brother in many ways. A comrade in arms, at the very least. I regret your suffering more than you realize.

I'm asking this of the true Alpha, Jacob. I'm asking this of Ephraim's heir.

Bella, I love you. Bella, I'm sorry.

I don't know which side to take. I'd love to flog them both. Well, later.

Bella: You've been holding out on me.
Edward: It was sort of necessary at the time. Now it's your turn not to break me.

Bella, you have never been merely pretty.

Bella? That was quite graceful - even for a vampire.

Did you want to stay in the country? Or were you planning to continue on to Canada this afternoon?

Bella: But I growled at you!
Edward: Of course you did. That's only natural.

It goes against the grain, letting you wrestle with lions. I was having an anxiety attack the whole time.

I like the improvements to your dress, though.

If they were men, they probably wouldn't even mind death if you were the one delivering it. In fact, they would think they were already dead and gone to heaven the moment they saw you.

The only parents in the world who don't need sleep, and our child already sleeps through the night.

Maybe I'm hoping she'll get irritated and rip your head off.

Just because I understand, it doesn't mean I won't throw you out, Jacob.

It's just because he tastes better than the rest of us.

Just a few seconds more, Bella. Then she'll go annoy someone else.

Thresholds are part of my job description.

It would be hard to find someone less sad than I am now. Impossible, I'd venture. Not many people get every single thing they want, plus all the things they didn't think to ask for, in the same day.

Emmett would have you believe that I'm such a know-it-all because of the mind reading, but the truth is that I've just had a lot of free time.

No, I don't care if you bite Jacob. That's fine.

It's a little dense, don't you think, to antagonize the strongest vampire in the house?

Bella: What does she want?
Edward: Less dignity. She was having almost as much fun watching you enjoy yourself as I was.

She's well, thank you. She's taken to immortality with amazing finesse.

Hurry back to me.

Goodbye, Jacob, my brother ... my son.

Aro, would you ask Jane to stop attacking my wife?

When will you ever see yourself clearly?

Forever and forever and forever.

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I miss my truck.

Because I was so fragilely human, so accident-prone, so much a victim to my own dangerous bad luck, apparently I needed a tank-resistant car to keep me safe. Hilarious.

Wait till he hangs his gun up!

Renee: Are you happy?
Bella: I don't know. I'm having an out-of-body experience right now.

How different it would be when he didn't need to worry about me anymore. What would he do with all his free time? He'd have to get a new hobby.

Oh, Mike! How will I go on?

Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?

Alice is an unstoppable force of nature.

I didn't know how, or when, but someday, Alice was going to pay for this.

Why am I covered in feathers?

It's so inconvenient to be a mental mute!

You are killing my buzz, Edward!

Those are the happiest memories I have, and this is better than any of it. So just deal with it.

Bella: Not a nightmare. It was a good dream.
Edward: Then why are you crying?
Bella: Because I woke up!

If I don't have a better sense of balance in my next life, I'm demanding a refund.

I don't spend my free time plotting like some people do.

Heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks.

I'm sure a movie will convince her you're human.

There's an awful lot of headboard left --

Rancid chicken.... It's just food poisoning.

I don't think I have food poisoning.

I'm a little worried about Edward.... Can vampires go into shock?

From that first little touch, the whole world had shifted. Where before there was just one thing I could not live without, now there were two.

Rosalie? It's Bella. Please. You have to help me.

So, who's going to catch me a grizzly bear?

Does this screw my total? Or do we start counting after I'm a vampire?

Edward. Edward. My life and his were twisted into a single strand. Cut one, and you cut both. If he were gone, I would not be able to live through that. If I were gone, he wouldn't live through it, either. And a world without Edward seemed completely pointless. Edward had to exist.

All I could do was not be completely obliterated.

If I couldn't scream, how could I tell them to kill me?

As I struggled to keep the screams and thrashing locked up inside my body, where they couldn't hurt anyone else, it felt like I'd gone from being tied to the stake as I burned, to gripping that stake to hold myself in the fire.

I'd thought this was the one sure physical thing in my whole world: the flawlessness of Edward's face. I may as well have been blind.

I realized that the way I was curved around Edward now was not exactly polite for company.

I guess my brain will never work right. At least I'm pretty.

What shoes had Alice put me in? Stilettos? She'd lost her mind.

Huh. I can see what everyone's been going on about. You stink, Jacob.

Edward, I don't want to hurt you, so please let go of me.

I've held her all of one time, and already you think you have some moronic wolfy claim to her? She's mine.

You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?

My vampire mind had no trouble with the math.

For the first time, I understood how Edward had been able to watch me sleep night after boring night, just to hear me talk in my sleep. I could watch Renesmee dream forever.

It seemed the vampire conversion hadn't given me any sudden interest in sports cars.

No knocking my house.

Today is the first and last day of forever.

Edward had always thought that he belonged to the world of horror stories. Of course, I'd known he was dead wrong. It was obvious that he belonged here. In a fairy tale.

My baby, the sea serpent.

We're going to tell Alice that I ran right to the clothes. We're going to tell her I spent hours in there playing dress-up. We're going to lie.

It felt almost rude to ignore the pretty white bed, but we just weren't going to make it that far.

I would keep her in my arms until I was sure my decision to kill Jacob was based entirely on rational judgment rather than fury.

She reacted to all varieties of solid food with the same martyred endurance I had once given cauliflower and lima beans.

She's Alice. She's doing the right thing, like always.

You could always count on werewolves to be buzzed about a coming fight, no matter how suicidal.

More than my own life.

I love you too, Jacob. You'll always be my best man.

I am all over this.

You are fairly ideal in every way.

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The party can start. The best man finally made it.

You'd think I'd be used to telling you goodbye by now.

I'll see you this way in my head. Pink cheeks. Heartbeat. Two left feet. All of that.

I'll kill you. I'll kill you myself! I'll do it now!

I wondered - would a bullet through my temple actually kill me or just leave a really big mess for me to clean up?

Five bucks on the baby girl.

The treaty doesn't mention anything about victim preferences!

Guess we're all just a bunch of leech lovers now.

Of course, die for the monster spawn. It was so Bella.

The girl was a classic martyr. She'd totally been born in the wrong century. She should have lived back when she could have gotten herself fed to some lions for a good cause.

Instead of being the A/V dweeb about to ask the head cheerleader to the prom, I was the finished-second place werewolf about to ask the vampire's wife to shack up and procreate.

Bella: I know, I'm scary-looking.
Jake: Thing-from-the-swamp scary.

To talk some sense into you. There's a battle that's lost before it starts.

You've been trying to keep up with the supernatural for too long.

Emergency vampirization.

Why do you always have to love the wrong things, Bella?

I knew that I had to quit Bella, quit her cold turkey, before she killed me, like she was going to kill him.

No one could dispute the Alpha's decision - except for me.... I had not been born to kneel to him.

Get your furry butt back to La Push and do what Sam tells you to do.

Circle the wagons, bloodsucker - you've got a problem.

Seth, are you gonna get mad at me if I kill your sister?

Your vampire was picking snide comments out of my head.

You're scared of Leah, but you're best buds with the psychopath blonde?
... Cool, she'd heard me.

Bella: Stop being a jerk, Jacob.
Jake: You say that like it's possible.

It was really too bad he couldn't hear Bella's thoughts. Then he'd annoy the crap out of her, too, and she'd get tired of him.

You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool.

Yes, please let Jacob sleep.

You'd tell me if she poisoned it, right?

Hey, do you know what you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.

I'm not a bloodsucker, so maybe I'm missing something, but Charlie seems like kind of a strange choice for her first meal.

S'not so hard to erase a blonde's memory. Just blow in her ear.

I'd been planning to take off and get some Z's, but the chance to ruin Rosalie's morning seemed too good to pass up.

Have you heard this one, Psycho? How do a blonde's brain cells die? ... a blonde's brain cells die alone.

I sort of had a plan as I ran to the Cullen's garage. The second part of it was totaling the bloodsucker's car on the way back.

Did I want to imprint on some girl who hung out in a mall all day?

Magic wasn't going to save me. I was going to have to take the torture like a man.

Billy thinks you're imprinting to make stronger wolves.... If Billy was right, then who knew? What made for a stronger wolf?

It felt like walking next to anybody. Well, anybody who smelled bad.

You can talk when you're not being stupid.

The senseless need to be near her had vanished. Or maybe moved was the better word. It seemed like I felt the pull from the opposite direction now.

I wanted to somehow pour bleach inside my head and let it fry my brain.

All the lines that held me to my life were sliced apart in swift cuts, like clipping the strings of a bunch of balloons. Everything that made me who I was - my love for the dead girl upstairs, my love for my father, my loyalty to my new pack, the love for my other brothers, my hatred for my enemies, my home, my name, my self - disconnected from me in that second - snip, snip, snip - and floated up into space.

I was not left drifting. A new string held me where I was. Not one string, but a million. Not strings, but steel cables. A million steel cables all tying me to one thing - to the very center of the universe.

I gotta say it, Bells. You're a freak show.

You know I don't think of her that way! Do you think Edward would have let me live this long if I did?

You've got some sort of supernatural self-control, right? Not as good as mind reading, if you ask me. Much less exciting.

You should've seen his face when I started taking my clothes off, though. Priceless.

You can go right back to pretending that you don't believe any of this.

Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular.

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You're fine. Didn't break the skin - trust me.

No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot.

Go to your happy place, Bella.

You'll be my sister officially in ten short hours ... it's about time to get over this aversion to new clothes.

I'm sure you'll have a lovely honeymoon camped out in the airport waiting for another flight.

I have to admit, it's a relief having you close by - in spite of the wet-dog smell.

[I'm] tired of hanging out in the attic like the vampire bat in the belfry.

Her fashion sense hasn't improved as much as her balance.

Bella: No, this doesn't count. I stopped aging three days ago. I am eighteen forever.
Alice: Whatever. We're celebrating anyway, so suck it up.

Edward: Why don't you just tell me who wins?
Alice: I do. Excellent!

Don't bother, Bella. We're doing this my way.

Anyhoo, your closet is stocked. Use it wisely.... Call me if you can't match your clothes right.

No! Look at you! You need me to show you how to use your closet.

Yes, yes, she always looks gorgeous.

Bella: You could have told me.
Alice: I don't think so. You're just not that good an actress.

At some point, you're going to have to tell me what exactly is in Rio.

Forgive me, and try to be satisfied with being the superhero of the day.

Emmett: If you don't send Edward out, we're coming in after him!

Kaure: Morte.

Paul: You broke my nose, idiot.

Quil: She made me wear a crown, and then Emily suggested they all try out her new play makeup on me.... Actually, I looked pretty hot.

Sam: Bella's sacrifice is a heavy price, and we will all recognize that. It is against everything we stand for to take a human life. Making an exception to that code is a bleak thing.

Seth: I'll tell you what I know - I know that it's awful quiet. Haven't you noticed?

Jake: Stop being so ... optimistic. It's getting on my nerves.
Seth: No problem. You want me to be all doom and gloom, or just shut up?

Leah: I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack.

Leah: Shut up, Jacob. Oops, I'm sorry - I meant, shut up, most high Alpha.

Leah: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Seth: Crap! You told Mom?

Leah: That will be my goal, then - to be less annoying than Paul.

Seth: Dang, man, you can cook.

Rosalie: You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair.

Rosalie: I have killed a hundred times more often than you have, you disgusting beast. Don't forget that.

Emmett: Did ya get in a couple of good swipes? ... You're probably the one person who could take him - since he can't get in your head to cheat.

Emmett: I'm sure you'll ace your classes ... apparently there's nothing interesting for you to do at night besides study.

Jasper: Er, Edward, you might not want to distract her like that right now. She needs to be able to focus.

Charlie: Ungh! Never mind!

Emmett: Just scored the first touchdown. 'Bout time somebody scored around here.

Charlie: Need to know.

Emmett: Not much wild about you, is there? I bet that cottage doesn't have a scratch. Did Edward tell you how many houses Rose and I have smashed?

Eleazar: A very talented family. A mind reader for a father, a shield for a mother, and then whatever magic this extraordinary child has bewitched us with.

J Jenks: I'm used to having no expectations at all when it comes to the Cullen family.

Bella: I wanted to practice with Emmett a little ...
Emmett: Excellent. The forest needs thinning.

Aro: In truth, young Bella, immortality does become you most extraordinarily. It is as if you were designed for this life.

Garrett: If we live through this, I'll follow you anywhere, woman.

Aro: Perhaps, in time, you will forgive me.
Carlisle: Perhaps, in time, if you prove a friend to us again.

Siobhan: Ah, the power of wishful thinking.

Carlisle: Try to find Alistair and tell him what happened. I'd hate to think of him hiding under a rock for the next decade.

Jasper: It's been my experience that some kinds of working relationships are better motivated by fear than by monetary gain.

Waiting for the Damn Fight to Start Already

Sure as Hell Didn't See That One Coming

Why Didn't I Just Walk Away? Oh, Right, Because I'm an Idiot.

The Two Things at the Very Top of My Things-I-Never-Want-To-Do List

Some People Just Don't Grasp the Concept of "Unwelcome"

Good Thing I've Got a Strong Stomach

You Know Things are Bad When You Feel Guilty for Being Rude to Vampires

Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock

Too-Much-Information Alert

What Do I Look Like? The Wizard of Oz? You Need a Brain? You Need a Heart? Go Ahead. Take Mine. Take Everything I Have.

There Are No Words for This

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