Break Up Ebooks Decoded

So you've been dumped? Boo hoo... I know that sounds mean but bare with me and by the end of this article you will hopefully feel better. Or at least I will hee hee. Had someone said that to me the day I got dumped I would have done whatever it took to knock their lights out. He was everything I have ever hoped and dreamed, I was happier then I have ever been and it was as if I had really never lived before I met him. With him I truly lived, I ws the person I always knew I could be. But as you know it didnt last long and I knew it was ending when he began pulling away. Two weeks later it was over..he just wasnt ready for a commitment although he has always had long term relationships with women who have treated him badly (we will get into this in another article). I was beyond crushed. I have never felt that badly in my life, and still after some time has past I still think of that time I was "alive" everyday. I drank, I cried, I screamed...boy did my neighbors get a show!! I began searching the internet for anything to help me. I found thousands of ebooks, articles, forums, you name it I found it, and I bought as many ebooks as I could afford. I spent days reading them and preparing my plan of action to bring him back. After all, all over the net people agree for 40 bucks and some reading you can bring back that man. Right? Sure. Thank God I only bought the ones with a money back gaurantee, all the big guys will gladly give you your money back since they too know that their systems do not work for the masses. So in hopes of helping nice, heartbroken people like you I have broken down all of the major points from these books to guide you through the ex ebook information overload.

1. They want out, let them go HAPPILY! This is the absolute numero uno tip that all the big "experts" agree on. Find a way deep down inside you while your being dumped to let yourself be dumped and be happy about. Are they kidding!

2. For Gods sake dont call, txt, email, or stalk your ex. Give them their space for oh about 2 weeks and magically they will come running back to you because they cant possibly live without knowing what you are doiing. Give me a break!

3. Somehow on earth find a way to APPEAR happy, every minute of everyday. Wear a rubber band around your wrist and snap it every time you find yourself NOT smiling. Tried it, no not really.

4. Change everything about your looks. Color and cut your hair, get a new wardrobe, new perfume, new make up..HELLO....who's paying for this crap? The point I am assuming is to (here we go again) APPEAR different to your ex, make them wonder what is going on with you. My ex would'nt have even noticed if I went from blonde to black.

5. Get off your butt and exercise!! Yes even if you've never done a squat in your life, by golly you need to do them now! And boy will they make you feel great!! Ok, in a depressed state just how are we to force ourselves to do that. I would have still cried through the whole thing and ended up in apile of tears on the floor.

6. Find a sucker and go on a date! Yes broken heart and all, go out date, and wont we be the best company. I could not even dream of subjecting some poor innocent man to my post break up self. What do you do if this sucker thinks your the best thing since sliced bread, then you have a whole other problem (which can to be solved by a $40.00 ebook). So, what have we learned? To get your ex back all you need to do is let him walk away while you smile. Don't contact him in any way, always be smiling, exercise, get a makeover, and date. POOF! He'll be back....sure.

As hard as it is to forget and try to return to normal for some of us, normal was never as good as our relationship. But if we can force ourselves to really know that what was perfection to us was "just not cutting it" for the other person. We all know we can't force anyone to love us. And this time it just was not meant to be.

The universe wants us to be attracted to the exact right person to learn the exact right thing at the exact right time. Read it again. Soak it in. When our lesson at the time is done, PRESTO! Its over. As painful as it is if you really think about you can relate this to most all of your past relationships. Am I wrong? No I don't think so.