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Britney Spears joined Fight Club

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Britney is hitting bottom

because she is in Fight Club

One of Tyler Durden's exigencies on anybody who really wants to be free is that they have to hit bottom. They have to lose everything before they can fully realize who they are without all the useless stuff. Now, the protagonist of Fight Club is just a number at a faceless corporate firm. He just loses a few IKEA relics and then gets to dropping all the societal baggage in his head.

Britney Spears has a LOT more than an apartment full of things and some minor dad issues. She's an icon of the world that she has to let go of. The first thing she would have to do to lose all that dead social weight is to divorce the other pop-leech loser. Then she could stand to destroy that image by shaving her iconic blond hair and gaining some weight. And, hey, you can't have kids in Fight Club so she lost custody to K-Fed.

What do you think?

Britney Spears is in Fight Club

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Yes, you're right!

gagworm says:

like a space monkey, ready to be shot into space

Thundercack says:

That and white power.

mroconnell says:

"Fight Club became the reason to cut your hair short"

No way, Monkeybrain!

Rocketvat says:

Yea, I remember the scene in fight club where edward norton converted to islam, married his bigamist boyfriend in Mexico and then had his child.

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