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Top 100 Best

  1. Alien Versus Predator The Alien: A highly aggressive extraterrestrial creature which stalks and kills in order to procreate. The Predator: An alien Humanoid with advanced technology with a liking for hunting difficult game. Alien Versus Predator - The Ulitmate Battle: The...
  2. Penelope, Cute Modern Fairy Tale Movie! Christina Ricci stars as Penelope in this cute fairy tale movie about a girl from a rich family line who is cursed to have a pig's nose (and ears) until one of her own kind falls in love with her. I thought this was such a cute movie and felt bad for...
  3. We love The 13th Warrior Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan, Ibn Al Abbas, Ibn Rasid, Ibn Hammad (yes that's his whole name) is a poet "in the greatest city in the world". He fell in love with the woman of another man who complained to the Caliph. As punishment he was sent on a mission to ac...
  4. Airplane! The Movie In Airplane! The Movie, ex-Navy pilot Ted Striker has been nervous about flying ever since THAT incident during the war. He's on a flight which would cause anyone concern: he seems to be the only sane person aboard. Of course, everything that could...
  5. We Love The Boondock Saints The Boondock Saints is a great movie, and the only movie, by Troy Duffy.  With a great cast, these guys deliver in a powerful film that shows an enormous amount of creativity with amazing characters, great music, and an unforgettable script.
  6. We love The Bad Seed Many years ago when I was in High School.  I selected "The Bad Seed," for my dramatic interpretation competition. I have been a huge fan of this movie for years.  Patty McCormack's portrayal of Rhoda Penmark was sen...
  7. Trading Places A Trading Places Tribute: The epitome of 1980's movie production value, budget and style, Trading Places holds its own among one of the best, if not the best all-around comedy feature films ever made. Directed by John Landis, Trading Places is a fora...
  8. The Spiderwick Chronicles - Books & Movie Read The Spiderwick Chronicles review and get the merchandises! The Spiderwick Chronicles is a fantasy movie with three kids hero characters; the Grace brothers and sister. This movie is made based on the books written by authors Tony DiTerlizzi and...
  9. Topper Takes a Trip In the first of two sequels to the original film, wealthy banker Cosmo Topper's life is once again complicated by ghosts. Topper Takes a Trip opens in divorce court, where Clara Topper has accused her husband of infidelity. Topper attempts to explain...
  10. Where The Wild Things Are Based on the award winning book by the same name, Where the Wild Things Are movie is about a young boy, Max who is unhappy at home and ends up on an island where he is crowned king. Soon, though, he wants to return home to his family. The movie is co...
  11. Topper In 1937, film producer Hal Roach was in search of a screwball comedy, and chose to adapt Thorne Smith's racy novel Topper. The resulting film was a huge success with audiences worldwide. Cary Grant and Constance Bennett were cast as George and Marion...
  12. The Qatsi Trilogy These 3 films are directed by Godfrey Reggio with music composed by Philip Glass and cinematography by Ron Fricke. The trilogy depicts different aspects of the relationship between humans, nature, and technology. Reggio stated that the Qatsi films a...
  13. Live Free Or Die Hard | Bruce Willis Live Free Or Die Hard | Bruce Willis | 2007 | John McClane (Bruce Willis) and a wisecracking hacker (Justin Long) fight an "Internet terrorist organization" that threatens to bring down the U.S. government, perhaps with some sort of spam or...
  14. Pay It Forward Movie Pay It Forward is a 2000 American dramatic movie based on the novel of the same name by Catherine Ryan Hyde. How much impact can one heartfelt idea have? A junior-high student's class project idea ignites a chain reaction of goodness and conseq...
  15. Once Around -- We * Love * This Movie Swedish director Lasse Hallstrom made his American movie debut with this romantic comedy, starring Holly Hunter as Renata Bella, an aimless Bostonian thirtysomething who attends a seminar for aspiring condo salespersons. Here she meets hotshot salesm...
  16. The March Of The Penguins, A Movie Review March of the Penguins is a beautiful documentary movie filmed in one of the harshest environments on earth, Antarctica. Watching it, I learned a lot about Emperor Penguins not the least of which is that they are handsome, distinguished, humble, brave...
  17. August Rush The opening words to the movie set the mood and tell us the most important thing about this story: "Listen. The music. Can you hear it? I can hear it everywhere. In the wind. In the air. In the light. It's all around us. All you have to do is open y...
  18. We love Titanic The movie Titanic makes me have an emotional roller coaster! It is based on true events, and was beautifully done! With an added love story to help tell the story of the famous sinking of the Titanic, this movie is a mixture of love, tragedy, beauty,...
  19. Memento ~ The Movie Memento - one of the best films of 2000 - was inspired by a short story by Jonathan Nolan, the brother of the film's director Christopher Nolan. The short story, Memento Mori, became Memento and stars Guy Pearce as a former insurance fraud investiga...
  20. Ever After - A Cinderella Story Ever After is a retelling of the Cinderella story with a bit of a twist. This 16th Century Cinderella a.k.a. Danielle, played by Drew Barrymore is beautiful as well as intelligent. She is a victim of ill-fated circumstances who still manages, despite...
  21. Excalibur, King Arthur, and the Land of Camelot Excalibur: The classic tale of The Sword in the Stone, following King Arthur's story in Camelot, and my all time Favorite Movie! What's Here Here you will find summaries of the movie, Excalibur, some info about King Arthur, Camelot, and the Sword E...
  22. We love Labyrinth Sarah is a dreamer who lives in a fantasy world of fairy tales and magic. One night while babysitting her difficult little brother she wishes that he could be taken away by goblins. She gets her wish and then encounters Jareth the Goblin King. H...
  23. Lord of the Rings: Return Of The King The third in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Return of the King concludes the quest of the Ringbearers against the Dark Lord, Sauron. The question is, will they succeed, or will the world be plunged into an age of darkness?
  24. The Simpsons Like the Simpsons, Lensrollit The Simpsons is one of the funniest shows on television and the longest running TV Series ever. Created in 1989 and airing over 400 episodes, the Simpsons is an animated television series about the antics of a (dys)func...
  25. We Love Invasion of the Body Snatchers When I seen the first remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978), staring Donald Sutherland and Brooke Adams, I couldn't help but stay on the edge of my seat. This is a masterpiece of director Philip Kaufman and crafted by John Carpenter. Every...
  26. I love Dr. Strangelove Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964), written and directed by Stanley Kubrick, is a black comedy about nuclear holocaust and the Cold War. Ridiculous situations and eccentric characters collide in the worst pos...
  27. Charlie And The Chocolate Factory When Willy Wonka decides to let five children into his chocolate factory, he decides to release five golden tickets in five separate chocolate bars, causing complete mayhem. The tickets start to be found, with the fifth going to a very special boy, c...
  28. Topper Returns In the third of producer Hal Roach's Topper comedy films, most of the action takes place in an old, dark mansion, complete with trap doors and secret passageways. Roland Young returns as banker Cosmo Topper, and along with his chauffeur Eddie, offers...
  29. The Nightmare Before Christmas Movie Jack Skellington, the pumpkin king of Halloween Town, is bored with doing the same thing every year for Halloween. One day he stumbles into Christmas Town, and is so taken with the idea of Christmas that he tries to get the resident bats, ghouls, and...
  30. Jesus Christ Superstar Directed by Norman Jewison and starring Ted Neely, this wonderfully funky 70's rendition reveals the last days of Jesus' life. The film version, released in 1973 was loved and hated, criticized and honored...closely matching the life experiences and...
  31. We love Showgirls Showgirls was a movie that did badly in the theater but very well on DVD. It got slammed by the critics but I found myself enjoying it immensly even though it's not the sort of movie I would normally watch. What do you think?
  32. Sexiest Teen Vampires Ever! The original teen vampire flick, The Lost Boys changed the way horror fans viewed vampires. Young, sexy, and hip, these cold-blooded killers liked to party and break all the rules. With a star-studded cast with the likes of Kiefer Sutherland and the...
  33. Fluke! Fluke is one of my all time favorite dog movies. It's a very touching film adapted from the James Herbert novel of the same name. It's about a man who is reincarnated as a dog. Reincarnated to discover the events behind his own death. The movie is...
  34. "The Fall" Movie Review; A Childs Mind If we could see inside of a child's mind, what exactly would we see? The human mind is fascinating, none so vibrant and mystical as the mind of a child. This is the reason I fell in love with a young girl named Alexandria right away. My youngest in...
  35. We Love Lady And The Tramp Lady and the Tramp is a Disney movie about two dogs from different worlds. Lady is a proper cockerspaniel who lives with a well-to-do family, while Tramp is a footloose mongrel who makes his home wherever he can. They eventually fall in love and have...
  36. We love Muriel's Wedding Muriel Heslop lives in Porpoise Spit, Australia in the early 90s. According to just about everyone in town the surest sign that you've succeeded is by getting married. Muriel bedroom is plastered with magazine images of brides, but there's only one...
  37. We love Stepmom This is one of my favorite movies starring two of my favorite female lead actresses. I rushed out Christmas day in 1998 to see this film and never regretted it. It makes me laugh and cry every time I see it. This film is so relevent to today's familie...
  38. We love Star Wars Star Wars - take your pick - Episode I to VI are all great movies.  In fact, they are my favorite movies of all time! Why?  I'm not sure but I know I love them.  Check out the cool Star Wars stuff below.
  39. Mama Mia! I had the pleasure of seeing Mama Mia! when it was in the movie theater here and currently I have the DVD. I think its a great movie, but then again I am a sucker for musicals in general. I thing that you must know is that once you see the movie, you...
  40. The Shawshank Redemption A banker, Andy Dufresne is sentenced to life for the murder of his wife. He endures the adversity and hopeplessness of a very harsh prison through perseverence and a friendship with fellow jailmate Red. There is perhaps a way out, just maybe...
  41. Once Upon A Time In America America loves gangster movies. After all, whether you love them or hate them, gangsters are part of the American fabric. Yes, like almost all things, we as Americans have romanticized them into almost folklore status, heroes if you will. Al Capone wa...
  42. We Love Butterfly Effect! The Butterfly Effect is a fantasy/drama movie about a young man who finds a way to travel back through time and alter his own past. The phrase 'butterfly effect' refers to the idea that a butterfly's wings might create tiny changes in the atmosphere...
  43. Air Bud! Air Bud is one of the best dog movies of all time. It's my sis, Gracie's, favorite movie! She loves watching Air Bud shoot the hoops. The dog named Buddy starred in several "Air Bud" movies. In "Air Bud" he played basketball. In "Air Bud: Golden Rec...
  44. The Jerk The Jerk starring that "wild and crazy guy" Steve Martin is a comedy that was filmed back in 1979. In this hilarious movie, directed by Carl Reiner, Steve plays Navin R. Johnson the adopted son of poor sharecroppers who goes o...
  45. Disney's Camp Rock Movie And Merchandise Read Camp Rock movie review and get the merchandise! These boys and girls are rock! They sing rock songs, they dance, and they speak their worlds. Camp Rock is summer camp for rock stars to be, join the camp and sing together! Get The Jonas Brother...
  46. We love The Incredibles The Incredibles is a 2004 American Academy Award-winning computer-animated feature film produced by Pixar Animation Studios for Walt Disney Pictures, centering around a family of superheroes. It was written and directed by Brad Bird, a former directo...
  47. Velvet Goldmine! Hard Rock Movie Mining At Its Best Velvet Goldmine is a film about an era in Rock and Roll that totally passed me by - Glam Rock or Glitter Rock. It is a fascinating examination of a world I know nothing about. But I love the music and the spectacle. Velvet Goldmine Synopsis: "It's...
  48. The Spiderwick Chronicles The Grace family move to Spiderwick Estate in New England, and the trouble begins when Jared Grace finds an old book - Arthur Spiderwick's Illustrated Fieldguide to the Fantastical World Around You. Jared, his twin brother Simon, and their sister Mal...
  49. We love I Am Legend Robert Neville is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable, and man-made. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City and maybe the world. For...
  50. We Love Nosferatu Nosferatu is a fantastic movie that was from the old era of black and white silent films. This movie was sued by the widow of Bram Stoker for plagirism, who won the case. All copies of the movie were supposed to be destroyed, but copies survived. Thi...
  51. We love Imitation Of Life Two women's lives merge to form the beginning of shared struggles, triumphs, and heartbreak.  Both needing something.  Annie, a place to live for her and her daughter, and Lora, fame.  Both turning to each other.  The aspiring act...
  52. Jurassic Park the Movie What would happen if dinosaurs could be brought back to life? This movie tells the story of just that, and what a terrifying experience it would be...
  53. Helvetica Movie and Typeface Movie: Documentary film by Gary Hustwit. Released in the US on September 12, 2007. A feature film about typography, graphic design, and global visual culture all held together by the typeface Helvetica and featuring interviews with some of the greate...
  54. Grease Movie Grease has been one of my favorite movies ever. I remember watching this movie with my parents when I was a little girl. I seriously forgot how many times I watched this movie, I lost count ;) Today, I have the opportunity to share it with my kids,...
  55. The Dark Knight (2008) Now in theaters! Batman (Christian Bale) teams with Lt. James Gordon (Gary Oldman) and District Attorney Harvey Dent (Aaron Eckhart) to continue dismantling Gotham City's criminal organizations in this sequel to Batman Begins. But a psychotic new vi...
  56. The Golden Compass The story of Lyra and her quest to prevent freedom of choice being stolen from mankind brings together all the elements of an adventure, a quest of epic proportions with true friendship at its heart
  57. We Love The Princess Bride I love The Princess Bride!  It has the rare and perfect combination of action, intellect, humor, and romance. Whether you prefer "murdered by pirates," or "the kissing parts," you'll find something appealing about this charmi...
  58. We love Somewhere In Time Unofficial Fan Site for the most romantic movie of all time!
  59. Plan 9 From Outer Space: The Movie Plan 9 from Outer Space is a masterpiece in the science fiction/horror/fantasy genre. Well, masterpiece may be an overstatement, but it is so bad, it is good. In fact, it is unintentionally hilarious. The cheesy special effects, the inappropriate us...
  60. Bram Stokers: Dracula In love with the night... Have a passion for the dark... Have a Vampyre Lens ...Lensrollit The story of Dracula may sound scary or frightening to some, but this rendition of the classic horror tale, Dracula, has something for everyone; sex, violence,...
  61. We love Empire Of The Sun Empire of the Sun is a 1987 English language film directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Christian Bale, John Malkovich, and Miranda Richardson. It is based on the novel of the same name by J.G. Ballard; the film's screenplay being adapted by Tom...
  62. Austin Powers - Sequel Wars The psychedelic sixties are where Austin Powers belongs, he just wouldn't fit in anywhere else. Through freezing, time travel, and any other device you can imagine Austin Powers rips through the 60's, 70's and 90's. How he became the super spy of th...
  63. An Officer and a Gentleman This is one of my all time favorite movies. It cemented my love of Richard Gere. I have seen this movie well over one hundred times and it never gets old. Stick around and share your love for An Officer and an Gentleman.
  64. Dirty Dancing Set in the early '60's Dirty Dancing is the coming of age story of a young woman (Jennifer Grey) who falls hard for a dance instructor (Patrick Swayze) at a Catskills vacation retreat. Just as the beginning of the 60's&nb...
  65. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street Victorian England is the setting for this harrowing melodrama. Benjamin Barker (Johnny Depp) is living a simple life as a barber with his wife Lucy and his daughter Johanna (Jayne Wisener) when the lust of a judge (Alan Rickman) throws all of their l...
  66. Beautiful Thing the movie Welcome to the Beautiful Thing squidoo. The movie is about 12 years old but I know it still maintains its status as one of the best gay romance movies ever. I think you'll agree a movie like this is nearly unprecedented in the way it just feels good...
  67. Gremlins - Sequel Wars Who wouldn't be excited to open a Christmas gift and discover a Mogwai? Not only are they cute and cuddly, they are smart and find themselves inexplicably drawn to movies. They also come with a set of seemingly innocent rules, no bright lights, don'...
  68. We love Moonstruck Moonstruck was nominated for a wealth of Academy Award and ended up winning three. It's the story of a widow who must choose between her fiance and his brother. It stars Cher and Nicolas Cage.
  69. GoodFellas Goodfellas directed by Martin Scorsese is based on the book Wiseguy by Nicholas Pileggi, the true story of mob informer Henry Hill. Read on to learn more about this great movie including trivia tidbits that you might not know.  Vote for your...
  70. We love Doctor Who: K9 And Company We love Doctor Who: K9 And Company
  71. We love Once Upon A Time In America
  72. Jumper Jumper is by far my favorite movie of the year. Below is my photo summary. Below that is my review. Be sure and vote for your favorite scene and other cool polls.
  73. We love looking for Doctor Who Mistakes! Did you ever notice that the New Doctor Who is just jam packed loaded to the top with mistakes? Yowza! If you didn't grow up watching Tom Backer, Peter Davison and the rest of the classic Who's than maybe you didn't notice them, but I did, and now I'...
  74. We love The Fifth Element Based upon the intriguing novel by Terry Bisson, The Fifth Element was brought to the big screen by director Luc Besson. Some fans of the novel loved the movie, others were disappointed in it. The novel takes place on 23rd century earth and relates...
  75. We love FORREST GUMP Forrest Gump is the story of a man with a lower IQ and his journey through life full of mishaps and adventures.
  76. Hamlet 2: A Parody of a Tragedy Failed actor turned drama teacher Dana Marschz is a clueless but lovable character, dedicated to his love of acting despite an obvious lack of talent. When he discovers his beloved Drama class is about to be canceled due to budget cuts, he and his...
  77. Clear And Present Danger One of my favorite Harrison Ford movies, my favorite of the Jack Ryan movies, and a great all around movie. Action-packed and well-written.
  78. An American Werewolf In London David and Jack are two American students taking a break from school and their families by taking a three month trek across the English countryside. While travelling through a very small country town wet and hungry they are attacked by a creature of t...
  79. The Departed -- We * Love * This Movie Yes, we may LOVE LOVE LOVE The Departed, but we sure HATE HATE HATE what happens to our favorite character!!! If you've NOT yet seen this amazing cop crime drama, RUN to your local Blockbuster and rent it!  Or, better yet -- buy it so that you...
  80. We love Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory is a classic for children of all ages. With his eccentric nature wrapped around little pearls of wisdom, Wonka delights the viewer transforming them to a dream-like place where anything is possible.
  81. Pineapple Express Directed by: David Gordon Green Actors:Seth Rogen, James Franco, Rosie Perez, Gary Cole, Bill Hader, James Remar Genre:Comedy, Crime, Thriller Release date: 8 August, 2008 (USA)
  82. Hancock: A Drunk Superhero Forget Superman, forget Batman, forget Spiderman... Meet Hancock! This guy smells like he hasn't showered in days, he drinks booze straight from the bottle, you don't see him wearing a uniform (tights make you look like a homo, according to him), but...
  83. We Love John Carpenter's Vampires John Carpenter's Vampires was an excellent modern vampire film starring James Woods as Jack Crow, the leader of a team of vampire hunters. They stumble into an ambush, and convinced that they were sold out, Crow begins hunting for answers as to what...
  84. We love Gentlemen Prefer Blondes Marilyn Monroe (1926 - 1962) and Jane Russell (1921 - ) star in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. The musical comedy was released by 20th Century Fox in July 18, 1953. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes is the story of two cabaret showgirls looking for love and marri...
  85. We love Shadowlands Through the Shadowlands follows Lewis as he meets an American fan, Joy Gresham, whom he befriends and eventually marries. The story also deals with his struggle with personal pain and grief: Lewis preaches that one should endure suffering with patien...
  86. I Am Sam Movie I Am Sam is a 2001 movie that tells the story of a mentally challenged father and his efforts to retain custody of his daughter. Michelle Pfeiffer and Sean Penn give career-defining performances in this humorous and heart-warming film about a mental...
  87. We love 28 Days Later 28 Days Later was a great independent horror film that introduced us to "running zombies," though being a horror geek, I jump in on the argument of whether these infected humans are really zombies or not.
  88. We love Legends Of The Fall Legends of the Fall (1994) is the best movie for drama, action and romance. The film stars talented actors: Anthony Hopkins (as Colonel Ludlow), Brad Pitt (as wild child Tristan Ludlow), Aidan Quinn (as straight-laced Alfred Ludlow), Henry Thomas (as...
  89. The Simpsons Movie Review I missed The Simpsons Movie in the theater, but enjoyed watching the widescreen DVD. There is concern about pollution in Springfield, and partly thanks to Homer it becomes the most polluted city in the world. The entire city becomes covered in a dome...
  90. Why I Love The Movie, The Secret Dan is whispering to Nick, "You can do, be or have anything you want. It's called 'The Law of Attraction.' It isn't just a matter of being in a positive state of mind. But it can make your life easier and happier."
  91. We love Boiler Room Boiler Room is a fast paced movie depicting the conflict of doing the right thing verses pleasing ones parent. Follow the life of Seth Davis a college dropout. In an attempt to please his father, a federal judge, he signs on with a NY broker firm. Se...
  92. Polar Express~ A New Christmas Classic We went to see The Polar Express in the movie theater, and I fell in love. I really loved the story, the animation and the special affects for this movie. The Polar Express is a 2004 film based on the children's book of the same name authored by Chr...
  93. Scarface Al Pacino is brilliant as Tony Montana in Scarface. Directed by Brian DePalma in 1983, this movie has become a favorite classic gangster tale of power and greed. The screenplay was superbly written by Oliver Stone and is the story of a d...
  94. We love Rent This movie adaptation from 2005 tells the powerful story first brought to us in 1996 in the Broadway show created by Jonathan Larson, who regretfully died before seeing his show come to life. It tells the story of a group of Bohemians living in New Y...
  95. We love Dumb And Dumber Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels are hilarious in this movie. I love this movie!
  96. We love No Country For Old Men No Country For Old Men is an epic movie that shows some terrible violence, but it also tells a story, a very interesting story that is extremely well told. The suspense can become nearly unbearable. This is cinema at its best, akin to the great films...
  97. We love Shakespeare In Love
  98. Idiocracy the Movie And this movie shows what it could be like. Ok, yeah it's really funny for certain senses of humor, dark for other people, and dumb for the rest...but it wasn't put into theaters and it should have been! I wanted to share with you the opportunity to...
  99. We love Wings Of Desire There's a moment in Wings of Desire when an old poet named Homer wanders the battered streets of Berlin, asking himself why there have been no epics of peace. Wings of Desire is Wim Wenders' answer to that challenge. This flawed, offbeat, s...
  100. We love Ernest Goes To Camp Ernest Goes To Camp, the first full length movie starring that loveable, but absolutely stupid character Ernest P Worrell. Jim Varney produces a personality that is the 'ultimate underdog' who always finds himself in deep trouble. But somehow Ernes...

Top 100 Worst

  1. Topper: In Development Comedian Steve Martin is scheduled to reteam with Bringing Down the House director Adam Shankman for a remake of the supernatural comedy Topper, based on Thorne Smith's novel. The original 1937 film starred Roland Young as Cosmo Topper, a stuffy, he...
  2. Movie Remakes We Hate! Hollywood seems firm in the belief that if something did okay the first time, or didn't do as well as everyone wanted, then it must be perfect to do again. However, re-doing something with a bigger budget, modern movie stars and the powers of CGI doe...
  3. Didn't like the Casshern Movie! The Casshern DVD box says it is better than "Both Matrix sequels put together." I don't think so. The movie seemed disjointed and hopped around without making a lot of sense. The point of the movie is supposed to be that war is bad, which I agree wit...
  4. We hate The Hitcher This is a remake of the 1986 film of the same name starring Rutger Hauer as the hitcher. In this updated story Jim and Grace, two 20 something college students who are heading out for Spring Break to meet up with a few of Grace's friends. On the firs...
  5. We hate Annie Let me be perfectly clear, this is the Annie re-made in 1999 with Alicia Morton and Kathy Bates, not the original Annie with Aileen Quinn and Carol Burnett (which was great). This watered down, poorly put together Annie is a sad display of Disney try...
  6. Bee Movie Review: It Bugged Me Meet Barry B. Benson, a bee who's just graduated from college and has a tough decision to make: He has to choose the one job he'll have for the rest of his life. He'd like to be a pollen jock, since they get missions outside of the hive, but those be...
  7. Star Wars - Sequel Wars When people say trilogy most people immediately think of Star Wars, the first (or fourth depending on how you look at it) movie was released in 1977. It was followed by two sequels, and then three prequels. Whewh. The movies were originally written...
  8. We hate Men In Black 2 We hate Men in Black 2. Yes, we really do. Frank th Pug forever tarnished the pug image. On behalf of my pug brethren, I want to say: No, we don't talk (especially to strangers). We certainly do not sing. And we most definitely do not enjoy being cal...
  9. We hate Waterworld
  10. Toy Story - Sequel Wars What child hasn't dreamed of toys that come to life? Released in 1995, Toy Story still hasn't lost its popularity with children or adults. Toy Story was the movie that put animation studio Pixar on the map, not to mention defining the new field of d...
  11. Movies We Hate: Titanic Spoiler alert not necessary: we all know how this one ends.
  12. Movies We Hate: Dukes of Hazzard Not including KISS putting out disco music, some things were better in the 70's.
  13. We Hate Batman Begins I'm sorry to offend, but I genuinely believe Batman Begins is one of the most overrated movies that has been released in quite a while.  There are several good actors, but this is a cliche filled script with Hollywood cheese that ends with a lot...
  14. We hate Ghost Rider In Ghost Rider, a motorcycle riding stuntman trades his soul to Mephistopheles to save the life of a loved one.  This trade forces him to be the host of a powerful supernatural figure whose flames and flaming skull symbol brings justice and fear...
  15. Movies We Hate: Clash of the Titans You haven't seen animation this dated since the return of Land of the Lost ... and the Sleestaks are still way scarier than the Kraken.
  16. We Hate Godzilla Movies I understand that Godzilla is a cool dude. But his movies really suck. I have lost brain cells from watching the japanese versions of Godzilla thanks to my four year old son. I never realized how bad the movies actually were. A dinosaur fighting a mo...
  17. We hate the Pacifier But your kids will probably like it. Lt. Shane Wolfe (Diesel) is a tough-as-nails Navy S.E.A.L. who has controlled military operations in every corner of the globe. Now the ultimate test comes when he's assigned to protect the home front ... as in a...
  18. We Hate Eragon Eragon wasn't a great book--it was pretty mediocre, but the movie was absolutely god awful.  It was the epitome of a "formula" story.  Young boy discovers he is more, weak attempts are made on his life, he becomes stronger and def...
  19. We Hate Premonition Premonition is the worst movie ever! Now I realize that Sandra didn't produce the movie but gosh darn it she is the most obvious suspect to blame in this fiasco. Actually I really like Sandra Bullock. She's a really great actress so why she would cho...
  20. Misogyny in Shrek The Third Although I have always enjoyed the tongue-in-cheek Shrek movies, I have a serious problem with the misogynistic message being passed on to children in this third movie. Fiona's father, the Frog King, dies after telling Shrek that he is next in line...
  21. We hate Indiana Jones 4 Famed archaeologist/adventurer Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones is called back into action when he becomes entangled in a Soviet plot to uncover the secret behind mysterious artifacts known as the Crystal Skulls.
  22. We Love & Hate Battlefield Earth Battlefield Earth is a science fiction story written and conceived by L Ron Hubbard. It was written in the 'Golden Age' of science fiction and was written by a writer whose mainstream writing was normal fiction and he was asked by his employer to st...
  23. We hate No Country For Old Men
  24. We hate Transformers Sam Witwicky, a high school student buys his first car to impress a girl, a classic movie preface.  The car turns out to be the Autobot Bumblebee.  Sam and his girlfriend Mikaela Banes are defended by Bublebee from the Decepticons as the ro...
  25. Movies We Hate: Star Wars, Episode 1 Don't get us wrong. We don't hate everything Star Wars. We're white and we're nerdy. But this ...
  26. We hate Borat
  27. We hate Twilight
  28. We hate Horton Hears A Who
  29. We hate The Shawshank Redemption
  30. We hate Casablanca
  31. Hellboy - Sequel Wars Not another comic book turned movie? But Wait! This one has a bit more to offer, excellent casting and phenomenal costumes made this a must watch movie for geeks and norms alike. Hellboy himself is a boy born bad who really just wants to be good, an...
  32. Pirates Of The Caribbean - Sequel Wars When Disney announced plans for a movie based on their popular pirates ride, hope was not high. Then Johnny Depp came on board and all of that changed. Incredible CGI combined with a great script and A-list acting made this series an overnight succes...
  33. Lord Of The Rings - Sequel Wars Fans had to wait a long time for a decent LOTR movie, and most agree it was worth the wait. Visually stunning, the battle scenes were amazing, casting was stellar and they stayed as true to the story as possible. Was it worth the wait? Perhaps this...
  34. Back To The Future - Sequel Wars Marty McFly is about to take the journey of a lifetime. To the past, to the future and then back again to the old west. Nothing like time travel movies to mess with your mind. This was one of the great trilogies of the 1980's, though even now many o...
  35. We hate Mr. Bean's Vacation
  36. We hate Battlefield Earth Even with Scientologists voting it up because of the L Ron Hubbard obsession, this still ranks on IMDB's list of one of the 60 worst movies of all time.
  37. We hate Death At A Funeral Don't waste your time or money on Death at a Funeral. Even the actors seem bored, despite the evidence of the outtakes where none of them can get a line out without cracking up - but even the outtakes aren't funny. I think the actors had to take the...
  38. We hate Pulp Fiction
  39. A Watcher's Council Review - S. Darko viewed by JMH, Wife, and jghanks I can't lie and try to point out the things that were decent in this movie. As a fan of Donnie Darko, the thought provoking, brilliant film directed by Richard Kelly from 2001, I knew this movie wouldn't compare. I j...
  40. We hate Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen
  41. We hate Walk Hard
  42. Movies We Hate: Jurassic Park III Like most sequels, the best scenes and lines are pretty much covered in the theatrical trailer.