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Top 100 Best

  1. Mamma Mia! The Movie
    Mamma Mia is being described as the feel good cinema event of the summer. This highly anticipated movie musical is already generating Oscar buzz for Meryl Streep. Mamma Mia, the film, is an adaptation of the worldwide production of the smash hit mus...
  2. The Dark Knight (2008)
    Now in theaters! Plot Outline In The Dark Knight, Batman raises the stakes in his war on crime. With the help of Lieutenant Jim Gordon and District Attorney Harvey Dent, Batman sets out to dismantle the remaining criminal organizations that plague t...
  3. The Dark Knight - Reviews and More
    Christopher Nolan is back with the Batman Series after a super-hit prequel "Batman Begins" which had Scarecrow in the negative role, This time he brings Two Faced and Joker with the Batman. This time, He beats himself, Yeah ! The Dark Knight subsid...
  4. Alien, Predator, and Alien Vs. Predator
    The war has began. The ultimate Hunter versus the Ultimate Prey. It may be our planet, but it's their war! The deadliest creatures from the scariest sci-fi movies ever made face off for the first time on film. The incredible adventure begins when the...
  5. Ever After - A Cinderella Story
    Ever After is a retelling of the Cinderella story with a bit of a twist. This 16th Century Cinderella a.k.a. Danielle, played by Drew Barrymore is beautiful as well as intelligent. She is a victim of ill-fated circumstances who still manages, despite...
  6. Penelope, Cute Modern Fairy Tale Movie!
    Christina Ricci stars as Penelope in this cute fairy tale movie about a girl from a rich family line who is cursed to have a pig's nose (and ears) until one of her own kind falls in love with her. I thought this was such a cute movie and felt bad for...
  7. We love Disney's Enchanted
    Disney's Enchanted takes the best of some of the Disney classics combines them with some of the updated Fairy tales to create what is destined to become a new classic. Enchanted combines elements of Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Beauty and...
  8. Blue Harvest - The Family Guy's Star Wars Parody Movie, Hilarious Family Guy Videos, and Animated Stewie Griffin Graphics
      A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Yet Somehow in the Future ... Here you will find information about the hilarious Family Guy's spoof of Star Wars Episode IV, A New Hope (the original Star Wars), along with the viewers voted most...
  9. Airplane! The Movie
    In Airplane! The Movie, ex-Navy pilot Ted Striker has been nervous about flying ever since THAT incident during the war. He's on a flight which would cause anyone concern: he seems to be the only sane person aboard. Of course, everything that could...
  10. X Men Trilogy
    The X-Men films star an ensemble cast, focusing on Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, as he is drawn into the conflict between Professor Xavier and Magneto, who have opposing views on humanity's relationship with mutants: Xavier believes humanity and mutants...
  11. We love Imitation Of Life
    Two women's lives merge to form the beginning of shared struggles, triumphs, and heartbreak.  Both needing something.  Annie, a place to live for her and her daughter, and Lora, fame.  Both turning to each other.  The aspiring act...
  12. We love Three Faces Of Eve
    Released on September 23rd, 1957.  Perhaps, the first movie to explore the area of multiple personalities.  The screenplay is based on the true-life case study of Chris Costner Sizemore. Joanne Woodward is absolutely flawless as she changes...
  13. Topper
    In 1937, film producer Hal Roach was in search of a screwball comedy, and chose to adapt Thorne Smith's racy novel Topper. The resulting film was a huge success with audiences worldwide. Cary Grant and Constance Bennett were cast as George and Marion...
  14. We love The Bad Seed
    Many years ago when I was in High School.  I selected "The Bad Seed," for my dramatic interpretation competition. I have been a huge fan of this movie for years.  Patty McCormack's portrayal of Rhoda Penmark was sen...
  15. We love Muriel's Wedding
    Muriel Heslop lives in Porpoise Spit, Australia in the early 90s. According to just about everyone in town the surest sign that you've succeeded is by getting married. Muriel bedroom is plastered with magazine images of brides, but there's only one...
  16. We love Forrest Gump
    Forrest Gump is the story of a man with a lower IQ and his journey through life full of mishaps and adventures.    
  17. Jesus Christ Superstar
    Directed by Norman Jewison and starring Ted Neely, this wonderfully funky 70's rendition reveals the last days of Jesus' life. The film version, released in 1973 was loved and hated, criticized and honored...closely matching the life experiences and...
  18. Topper Takes a Trip
    In the first of two sequels to the original film, wealthy banker Cosmo Topper's life is once again complicated by ghosts. Topper Takes a Trip opens in divorce court, where Clara Topper has accused her husband of infidelity. Topper attempts to explain...
  19. We love The Fifth Element
    Based upon the intriguing novel by Terry Bisson, The Fifth Element was brought to the big screen by director Luc Besson. Some fans of the novel loved the movie, others were disappointed in it. The novel takes place on 23rd century earth and relates...
  20. We love Labyrinth
    Sarah is a dreamer who lives in a fantasy world of fairy tales and magic. One night while babysitting her difficult little brother she wishes that he could be taken away by goblins. She gets her wish and then encounters Jareth the Goblin King. H...
  21. Topper Returns
    In the third of producer Hal Roach's Topper comedy films, most of the action takes place in an old, dark mansion, complete with trap doors and secret passageways. Roland Young returns as banker Cosmo Topper, and along with his chauffeur Eddie, offers...
  22. Cocktail Movie Review
    After leaving the army and moving to New York City, Brian Flanagan (Tom Cruise) gets a part-time job as a bartender at T.G.I. Friday's while studying for a business degree (which he needs to get a job in marketing). At first Brian is a terrible barte...
  23. Supernatural - The Television Series
    Supernatural is an American paranormal drama television series. Now in its 4th season, the show follows brothers Sam and Dean Winchester, played by Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles respectively, who travel across the country in a black 1967 Chevy Im...
  24. Memento ~ The Movie
    Memento - one of the best films of 2000 - was inspired by a short story by Jonathan Nolan, the brother of the film's director Christopher Nolan. The short story, Memento Mori, became Memento and stars Guy Pearce as a former insurance fraud investiga...
  25. Helvetica Movie and Typeface
    Movie: Documentary film by Gary Hustwit. Released in the US on September 12, 2007. A feature film about typography, graphic design, and global visual culture all held together by the typeface Helvetica and featuring interviews with some of the greate...
  26. The Hunger
    In this 1983 Horror movie Catherine Deneuve plays Miriam Blaylock, a beautiful and very dangerous immortal creature that preys on humans, inviting a chosen few to be her lovers, promising them eternal life. The love triangle includes David B...
  27. Air Bud!
    Air Bud is one of the best dog movies of all time. It's my sis, Gracie's, favorite movie! She loves watching Air Bud shoot the hoops. The dog named Buddy starred in several "Air Bud" movies. In "Air Bud" he played basketball. In "Air Bud: Golden Rec...
  28. We Love Butterfly Effect!
    The Butterfly Effect is a fantasy/drama movie about a young man who finds a way to travel back through time and alter his own past. The phrase 'butterfly effect' refers to the idea that a butterfly's wings might create tiny changes in the atmosphere...
  29. The Spiderwick Chronicles
    The Grace family move to Spiderwick Estate in New England, and the trouble begins when Jared Grace finds an old book - Arthur Spiderwick's Illustrated Fieldguide to the Fantastical World Around You. Jared, his twin brother Simon, and their sister Mal...
  30. Dirty Dancing
    Set in the early '60's Dirty Dancing is the coming of age story of a young woman (Jennifer Grey) who falls hard for a dance instructor (Patrick Swayze) at a Catskills vacation retreat. Just as the beginning of the 60's&nb...
  31. We love Empire Of The Sun
    Empire of the Sun is a 1987 English language film directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Christian Bale, John Malkovich, and Miranda Richardson. It is based on the novel of the same name by J.G. Ballard; the film's screenplay being adapted by Tom...
  32. Jurassic Park the Movie
    What would happen if dinosaurs could be brought back to life? This movie tells the story of just that, and what a terrifying experience it would be...
  33. We Love BLADE RUNNER
    Now celebrating it's 25th anniversary, BLADE RUNNER is a classic among science fiction films.  Directed by Ridley Scott, the story is loosely-based on Philip K. Dick's novel DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP?  Considered "cyberpunk&q...
  34. Lord of the Rings: Return Of The King
    The third in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Return of the King concludes the quest of the Ringbearers against the Dark Lord, Sauron. The question is, will they succeed, or will the world be plunged into an age of darkness?
  35. Bram Stokers: Dracula
    In love with the night... Have a passion for the dark... Have a Vampyre Lens ...Lensrollit The story of Dracula may sound scary or frightening to some, but this rendition of the classic horror tale, the story of Dracula, has something for everyone; s...
  36. An American Werewolf In London
    David and Jack are two American students taking a break from school and their families by taking a three month trek across the English countryside. While travelling through a very small country town wet and hungry they are attacked by a creature of t...
  37. We Love Mulan
    When the Hun armies invade China, a young woman named Fa Mulan disguises herself as a man, runs away from home, and fights for her country. She does it to protect her aging father, who has no sons to go in his place. But she is also trying to prove h...
  38. Lost Theories, Voting, and Discussion!
    This ABC series is one crash landing that will keep you riveted from the Season 1 opening to Season 4's cliff-hanger! Lost is a sci-fi, drama, and romance series rolled into one neatly perplexing... fantastic package! And now we have to wait until ne...
  39. We LOVE LOVE LOVE American Beauty
    What an incredible movie this is this! It is jam-packed with a lot going on ... just how I like my movies! In 2000 it won five Academy Awards, including Best Picture.  Amazingly acted by Kevin Spacey [one of my favorite actors], this drama explo...
  40. We LOVE Once Around
    Swedish director Lasse Hallstrom made his American movie debut with this romantic comedy, starring Holly Hunter as Renata Bella, an aimless Bostonian thirtysomething who attends a seminar for aspiring condo salespersons. Here she meets hotshot salesm...
  41. We love Bubba Ho-tep
    If you haven't seen this movie....you are missing something. Fan of B movies, this one is a treat!
  42. We love Monty Python's Holy Grail
    The legend of King Arthur Pendragon will live forever... Except for this movie. Expect near-lethal fun levels watching this movie!
  43. We love St. Valentine's Day Massacre
    Only Al Capone kills like that.  Indeed he did.  If you are a fan of gangster films in general, this is a must see, must have movie.  It grabs your attention from the very beginning, and pulls you right in.  The suspense...
  44. Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, Conan the Cimmerian
    What is the Riddle of Steel? "He is strong! If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, 'What is the riddle of steel?' If I don't know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me." ... "That's Crom, strong on his mountain." ~Conan...
  45. We LOVE Immortal Beloved
    What a fantastic, little-advertised film! If you are a Gary Oldman fan, you've probably already seen this one -- if not a fan, you need to give the film a try and you'll probably like it. Gary Oldman portrays Beethoven with all the warts, near-madnes...
  46. Clerks: The Movie
    Clerks was made for $27,575. It was mainly funded by 10 credit cards that Kevin had to his name, funds garnered from store credit after he sold his comic book collection, a family donation, and paychecks from working at the Quick Stop and RST Video....
  47. We love Cube
    Designed to test peoples ability to make it out alive.
  48. We Love National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
    We always watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation as part of our holiday tradition. It's a hilarious movie that's fun for the whole family!
  49. A Star Is Born (1976)
    People either Love or Hate the 1976 remake of, A Star is Born, starring Barbra Streisand and Kris Kristofferson.  Have you seen it?  What's your take on it? Being the first Chick Flick I ever saw, this movie still holds a soft spot in my hea...
  50. We love Stepmom
    This is one of my favorite movies starring two of my favorite female lead actresses. I rushed out Christmas day in 1998 to see this film and never regretted it. It makes me laugh and cry every time I see it. This film is so relevent to today's familie...
  51. The Jerk
    The Jerk starring that "wild and crazy guy" Steve Martin is a comedy that was filmed back in 1979. In this hilarious movie, directed by Carl Reiner, Steve plays Navin R. Johnson the adopted son of poor sharecroppers who goes o...
  52. Horton Hears A Who
    Horton Hears a Who is coming to the big screen. Featuring the voices of Jim Carrey and Steve Carell. Lovable Horton the Elephant hears tiny voices on a tiny speck and risks his life to save the residents of Whoville.
  53. Jumper
    Jumper is by far my favorite movie of the year. Below is my photo summary. Below that is my review. Be sure and vote for your favorite scene and other cool polls.
  54. Scarface
    Al Pacino is brilliant as Tony Montana in Scarface. Directed by Brian DePalma in 1983, this movie has become a favorite classic gangster tale of power and greed. The screenplay was superbly written by Oliver Stone and is the story of a d...
  55. We love I Am Legend
    Robert Neville is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable, and man-made. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City and maybe the world. For...
  56. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street
    Victorian England is the setting for this harrowing melodrama. Benjamin Barker (Johnny Depp) is living a simple life as a barber with his wife Lucy and his daughter Johanna (Jayne Wisener) when the lust of a judge (Alan Rickman) throws all of their l...
  57. Once Upon A Time In America
    America loves gangster movies. After all, whether you love them or hate them, gangsters are part of the American fabric. Yes, like almost all things, we as Americans have romanticized them into almost folklore status, heroes if you will. Al Capone wa...
  58. We love Nightmare Before Christmas
    Jack Skellington, the pumpkin king of Halloween Town, is bored with doing the same thing every year for Halloween. One day he stumbles into Christmas Town, and is so taken with the idea of Christmas that he tries to get the resident bats, ghouls, and...
  59. We love the Dark Crystal
    A world of gentle Mystics and evil Skeksis. The two Gelflings Kira and Jen caught in the middle of everything trying to heal the Dark Crystal.
  60. An Officer and a Gentleman
    This is one of my all time favorite movies. It cemented my love of Richard Gere. I have seen this movie well over one hundred times and it never gets old. Stick around and share your love for An Officer and an Gentleman.
  61. The Simpsons
    Like the Simpsons, Lensrollit The Simpsons is one of the funniest shows on television and the longest running TV Series ever. No wonder it was a smash hit at the box office. All, right, its a Showdown, it's Me Versus Homer! Vote!
  62. GoodFellas
    Goodfellas directed by Martin Scorsese is based on the book Wiseguy by Nicholas Pileggi, the true story of mob informer Henry Hill. Read on to learn more about this great movie including trivia tidbits that you might not know.  Vote for your...
  63. We love Hellboy II: The Golden Army
    In the sequel to Hellboy, Guillermo del Toro takes us into the world of faerie. Don't mistake these fairies and elves for the nice, sweet, creatures of modern books and movies, these are more like the fairies of celtic folklore brought into the moder...
  64. We love Shadowlands
    The "original" Shadowlands TV drama called "the best film of the year" by the New York Times. It inspired the popular theatrical film of the same name. It put more emphasis on C.S. Lewis' Christian commitment and his crisis of faith when his wife die...
  65. We love The Lake House
    and this one is one of my favorites.
  66. We Love The Princess Bride
    I love The Princess Bride!  It has the rare and perfect combination of action, intellect, humor, and romance. Whether you prefer "murdered by pirates," or "the kissing parts," you'll find something appealing about this charmi...
  67. We love Enchanted
    Disney production have landed a great hit! Anechanted is a movie for all ages that really takes you out of the daily routine for a spin in an other, better world! The cast is first class: Amy Adams as Giselle, Patrick Dempsey as Robert, James Marsden...
  68. We Love Elf
    We love Elf! It's has become one of our families favorite holiday movies and here's why!
  69. We love Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
    Marilyn Monroe (1926 - 1962) and Jane Russell (1921 - ) star in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. The musical comedy was released by 20th Century Fox in July 18, 1953. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes is the story of two cabaret showgirls looking for love and marri...
  70. Excalibur
    Excalibur: The classic tale of The Sword in the Stone, following King Arthur's story in Camelot, and my all time Favorite Movie! What's Here Here you will find summaries of the movie, Excalibur, including cast and crew, some Swords fit for a King,...
  71. We love The Incredibles
    The Incredibles is a 2004 American Academy Award-winning computer-animated feature film produced by Pixar Animation Studios for Walt Disney Pictures, centering around a family of superheroes. It was written and directed by Brad Bird, a former directo...
  72. The Princess Bride
    "Hold it. Hold it. Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports. Is this a kissing book?" We soon discover that "The Princess Bride" is a perfect blend of fairy tale romance, swash buckling action, nail biting adventure and sid...
  73. We Love Sweeney Todd
    Tim Burton and Johnny Depp have worked together quite often to produce amazing movies, and Sweeny Todd is no exception. This dark musical is one heck of a film and was one of the best movies of 2007.
  74. We love Atonement
    A lens that bring us to understand the advantage of entertainment. This a review on Atonement, a movie that views romans and drama. This movie help us to understand an atonement on love and frustration, per review of the author. Through this movie, w...
  75. We love A Clockwork Orange
    Anthony Burgess wrote this novel that was later made into a movie in 1971 by Stanley Kubrick. Personally I still enjoy the book more, but the movie does it justice. It gives chilling images that jump from the pages of this gripping story.
  76. We love The Ultimate Gift
    This is a great, heart warming movie. A must see for anyone who breathes! :)
  77. Steven Spielberg presents Pinky And The Brain
    Two Lab Mice - one turned into a genius, one turned into a cream puff, constantly planning ways to take over the world. The DVDs for the 3 seasons are all available and will give you hours of laughs at their antics. Some of the re-occurring verbal g...
  78. We love Young Frankenstein
    Mel brook's masterpiece and a glorious parody of most classic horror flicks. From the use of the Black and White to the great characters, everything in this movie is made to make you laugh! I never get tired of seen it and i hope to see the musical o...
  79. We love Boiler Room
    Boiler Room is a fast paced movie depicting the conflict of doing the right thing verses pleasing ones parent. Follow the life of Seth Davis a college dropout. In an attempt to please his father, a federal judge, he signs on with a NY broker firm. Se...
  80. We LOVE LOVE LOVE The Usual Suspects
    Verbal retrieves his personal effects from the property officer, including his gold watch and gold cigarette lighter, while Kujan, relaxing in the office he used for the interrogation, comments that Verbal was spared to keep the legend of Keyser Soez...
  81. The Shawshank Redemption
    A banker, Andy Dufresne is sentenced to life for the murder of his wife. He endures the adversity and hopeplessness of a very harsh prison through perseverence and a friendship with fellow jailmate Red. There is perhaps a way out, just maybe...
  82. We love Batman the Anthology
    This is a superb collection of some of the best Batman movies. This is a collection worth having to watch whenever you want to. This collection has three great Batmans, George Clooney, Val Kilmer and Michael Keaton. The legend of the Batman lives when t...
  83. We love Don't Be A Menace
    Yo. I'm fixin to tell you how it is in the hood. See 'cause in the hood, everybody's a target. *GUNSHOT* Narrator dies. The movie is about Ashtray, who is sent to live with his farther to learn how to be a man. Ashtray and his cousin Loc Dog is tryin...
  84. We love Karate Kid
    The Karate Kid was one of my favorite movies from the 80s.
  85. We love Legends Of The Fall
    Legends of the Fall (1994) is the best movie for drama, action and romance. The film stars talented actors: Anthony Hopkins (as Colonel Ludlow), Brad Pitt (as wild child Tristan Ludlow), Aidan Quinn (as straight-laced Alfred Ludlow), Henry Thomas (as...
  86. Fluke!
    Fluke is one of my all time favorite dog movies. It's a very touching film adapted from the James Herbert novel of the same name. It's about a man who is reincarnated as a dog. Reincarnated to discover the events behind his own death. The movie is...
  87. We love Corpse Bride
    Victor Van Dort and Victoria Everglot have never met, and they are about to be married. That is, if poor Victor can learn to say his vows correctly. After being reprimanded by the pastor and glared down by his future in-laws, Victor flees to a graveya...
  88. The Simpsons Movie was good!
    I missed The Simpsons Movie in the theater, but enjoyed watching the widescreen DVD. There is concern about pollution in Springfield, and partly thanks to Homer it becomes the most polluted city in the world. The entire city becomes covered in a dome...
  89. We love No Country For Old Men
    No Country For Old Men is an epic movie that shows some terrible violence, but it also tells a story, a very interesting story that is extremely well told. The suspense can become nearly unbearable. This is cinema at its best, akin to the great films...
  90. We LOVE LOVE LOVE The Departed
    Yes, we may LOVE LOVE LOVE The Departed, but we sure HATE HATE HATE what happens to our favorite character!!! If you've NOT yet seen this amazing cop-crime-dram, RUN to your local Blockbuster and rent it!  Or, better yet -- buy it so that you c...
  91. Equilibrium
    Christian Bale is such a talented actor. Equilibrium shows a wide range of this talent for both psychological and physical acting. This is a philosophical movie with a side arm of action.
  92. We love Eagle Vs Sharks
    Eagle vs. Shark is a love story with characters that are reminiscent of Napoleon Dynamite. It's a movie that may not be popular amongst the public as a whole, but is sure to warm the hearts of nerds and closet romantics everywhere. The stars of this...
  93. We love Best In Show
    This lens is for all the people who brave the weather to get to the Purina/AKC Crown Classic Dog Shows, and dedicated to dog lovers everywhere. Here's to The Best In Show.
  94. We Love Nosferatu
    Nosferatu is a fantastic movie that was from the old era of black and white silent films. This movie was sued by the widow of Bram Stoker for plagirism, who won the case. All copies of the movie were supposed to be destroyed, but copies survived. Thi...
  95. Chocolat - I love this movie!
  96. We love 28 Days Later
    28 Days Later was a great independent horror film that introduced us to "running zombies," though being a horror geek, I jump in on the argument of whether these infected humans are really zombies or not.
  97. We Love John Carpenter's Vampires
    John Carpenter's Vampires was an excellent modern vampire film starring James Woods as Jack Crow, the leader of a team of vampire hunters. They stumble into an ambush, and convinced that they were sold out, Crow begins hunting for answers as to what...
  98. Pirates Of The Caribbean : The Curse Of The Black Pearl
    Was there ever a time when Captain Jack Sparrow wasn't a household name? When Johnny Depp wasn't famous for impersonating Keith Richards in an action-adventure period piece that was side-splittingly funny? Enjoy the Sparrow-Swann-Turner-Barbossa antic...
  99. We Love Napoleon Dynamite
    Napoleon Dynamite is on my Top 10 Favorite Movies of all Time list. I saw this movie really early on before it became a Pop Culture favorite. So here is my ode to Napoleon Dynamite.
  100. Clear And Present Danger
    One of my favorite Harrison Ford movies, my favorite of the Jack Ryan movies, and a great all around movie. Action-packed and well-written.

Top 100 Worst

  1. Movie Remakes We Hate!
    Hollywood seems firm in the belief that if something did well the first time, then it must be perfect to do again. However, redoing something with a bigger budget, modern movie stars and the powers of CGI does not always lead to an improved product.....
  2. Topper: In Development
    Comedian Steve Martin is scheduled to reteam with Bringing Down the House director Adam Shankman for a remake of the supernatural comedy Topper, based on Thorne Smith's novel. The original 1937 film starred Roland Young as Cosmo Topper, a stuffy, hen...
  3. We Hate Batman Begins
    I'm sorry to offend, but I genuinely believe Batman Begins is one of the most overrated movies that has been released in quite a while.  There are several good actors, but this is a cliche filled script with Hollywood cheese that ends with a lot...
  4. Didn't like the Casshern Movie!
    Some people love Casshern, and I didn't get what was so good about it. It made about as much sense as Once Upon a Time in Mexico and Mortal Kombat 2--other movies that seemed to jump around without making a lot of sense. This movie was such a mess, d...
  5. Bee Movie Review: It Bugged Me
    Meet Barry B. Benson, a bee who's just graduated from college and has a tough decision to make: He has to choose the one job he'll have for the rest of his life. He'd like to be a pollen jock, since they get missions outside of the hive, but those be...
  6. We hate The Hitcher
    This is a remake of the 1986 film of the same name starring Rutger Hauer as the hitcher. In this updated story Jim and Grace, two 20 something college students who are heading out for Spring Break to meet up with a few of Grace's friends. On the firs...
  7. Movies We Hate: Clash of the Titans
    You haven't seen animation this dated since the return of Land of the Lost ... and the Sleestaks are still way scarier than the Kraken.
  8. We hate the Pacifier
    But your kids will probably like it. Lt. Shane Wolfe (Diesel) is a tough-as-nails Navy S.E.A.L. who has controlled military operations in every corner of the globe. Now the ultimate test comes when he's assigned to protect the home front ... as in a...
  9. We hate Annie
    Let me be perfectly clear, this is the Annie re-made in 1999 with Alicia Morton and Kathy Bates, not the original Annie with Aileen Quinn and Carol Burnett (which was great). This watered down, poorly put together Annie is a sad display of Disney try...
  10. We Love & Hate Battlefield Earth
    Battlefield Earth is a science fiction story written and conceived by L Ron Hubbard. It was written in the 'Golden Age' of science fiction and was written by a writer whose mainstream writing was normal fiction and he was asked by his employer to st...
  11. We Hate Premonition
    Premonition is the worst movie ever! Now I realize that Sandra didn't produce the movie but gosh darn it she is the most obvious suspect to blame in this fiasco. Actually I really like Sandra Bullock. She's a really great actress so why she would cho...
  12. We hate Indiana Jones 4
    Famed archaeologist/adventurer Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones is called back into action when he becomes entangled in a Soviet plot to uncover the secret behind mysterious artifacts known as the Crystal Skulls.
  13. We hate Ghost Rider
    In Ghost Rider, a motorcycle riding stuntman trades his soul to Mephistopheles to save the life of a loved one.  This trade forces him to be the host of a powerful supernatural figure whose flames and flaming skull symbol brings justice and fear...
  14. Misogyny in Shrek The Third
    Although I have always enjoyed the tongue-in-cheek Shrek movies, I have a serious problem with the misogynistic message being passed on to children in this third movie. Fiona's father, the Frog King, dies after telling Shrek that he is next in line...
  15. We hate Death At A Funeral
    Don't waste your time or money on Death at a Funeral. Even the actors seem bored, despite the evidence of the outtakes where none of them can get a line out without cracking up - but even the outtakes aren't funny. I think the actors had to take the...
  16. We hate Transformers
    Sam Witwicky, a high school student buys his first car to impress a girl, a classic movie preface.  The car turns out to be the Autobot Bumblebee.  Sam and his girlfriend Mikaela Banes are defended by Bublebee from the Decepticons as the ro...
  17. We Hate Eragon
    Eragon wasn't a great book--it was pretty mediocre, but the movie was absolutely god awful.  It was the epitome of a "formula" story.  Young boy discovers he is more, weak attempts are made on his life, he becomes stronger and def...
  18. Movies We Hate: Titanic
    Spoiler alert not necessary: we all know how this one ends.
  19. We hate Battlefield Earth
    Even with Scientologists voting it up because of the L Ron Hubbard obsession, this still ranks on IMDB's list of one of the 60 worst movies of all time.
  20. We hate Brokeback Mountain
    This is the lens for people who just can't buy into the hype.  For those who have watched the film and walked away questioning "That's it?"  For those who think a film needs more than a few good performances to be good.  For...
  21. We hate Borat
  22. We hate The Wicker Man
  23. Movies We Hate: Dukes of Hazzard
    Not including KISS putting out disco music, some things were better in the 70's.
  24. Movies We Hate: Star Wars, Episode 1
    Don't get us wrong. We don't hate everything Star Wars. We're white and we're nerdy. But this ...
  25. We Hate Godzilla Movies
    I understand that Godzilla is a cool dude. But his movies really suck. I have lost brain cells from watching the japanese versions of Godzilla thanks to my four year old son. I never realized how bad the movies actually were. A dinosaur fighting a mo...
  26. We hate No Country For Old Men
  27. We hate The Holiday
  28. We hate Casablanca
  29. We hate Pulp Fiction
  30. What was scary about Open Water again?
  31. Movies We Hate: Jurassic Park III
    Like most sequels, the best scenes and lines are pretty much covered in the theatrical trailer.
  32. We hate Mr. Bean's Vacation
  33. We hate Starsky & Hutch
  34. We hate Walk Hard
  35. We hate The Shawshank Redemption
  36. We hate Titanic
  37. We hate While You Were Sleeping
    I really can't think of a movie that is worse than this one!
  38. We hate Cloverfield
  39. We hate Napoleon Dynamite
    A listless and alienated teenager decides to help his new friend win the class presidency in their small western high school, while he must deal with his bizarre family life back home. This movie was marketed as entertainment. But watching it is more...
  40. We hate Queen Of The Damned