Thor: The Greatest American Bulldog
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I am Thor. I am Perfect.
I'm Thor and I'm Completely Perfect. You don't know me, but you will! You don't like bulldogs, but you will!
You think I'm ferocious, you think I'm too big?
You'll be stuck on me before its over!
Thor on Wikifido Creative Commons License
Image credits: Margaret Schaut, family, purchased.
I am Perfect. I'm a STAR
Someone is smart at Squidoo!
This was a UNANIMOUS vote, you know?
It HAD to be!
There are plenty of brilliant Squidooers out there!
Now, go see WHY!
YOU think bulldogs are like THIS, don't you?

You think you know me...
But you haven't got a clue!

Travel to the Bark Parks
Thor & Friends
A Perfect Guy is a Ladies Man
The Girls LOVE Thor!
Lucy and Thor are partners in crime whenever they get together.She submitted this photo to a soft drink company who is seeking pics for their bottles and cans.
When Lucy is around for a visit, there are only TWO choices.
Either Thor is Lucy's pillow, or Lucy is Thor's pillow. No other options.
He's a bulldog, alright!
The Ladies Love the Bulldog Croon
How Do I Love Thee? Let me count the ways....
Testing the Squidoo Crowd!
Do you love your dog enough to....
I'm a Star AND I'm Famous. Of Course!
Out for a little spin....

Puperoni caught up with us...
Wear Your Goggles!
Or you may get injured!
No matter what the weather, or temperature, or what speed, I just GOTTA have my head out the window. Almost a third of dog injuries occur this way.At 35 mph a bug can take out an eye.
So I wear goggles when I'm in the car. My goggles are comfortable, roomy goggles. They don't squash my eyes!
For safety sake, get some good goggles and WEAR THEM!
Harley Goggles are GREAT for Thor
Important eye protection for bulldogs
Bobster Phoenix OTG Interchangeable Harley Touring Motorcycle Goggles Eyewear w/ Free B&F Heart Sticker - Black/Smoke/Amber/Clear / One Size Fits All
Amazon Price: $47.99 (as of 02/15/2012)![]()
Harley Davidson goggles turn out to be the best and safest goggles for Thor.
They are road-worthy, so his eyes are well protected from bugs, rocks and even road sand or dirt kicked up by vehicles.
The also are comfortable enough that he doesn't mind wearing them, they don't squash his very big eyes, and the lenses change so that on darker days he doesn't have to have the sunglass darkness.
They needed a bit of extra help from some elastic to adjust where the goggles need to be secured under his chin, but they've been fantastic and have lasted him for years!
Bark Park
- Bark Park Etiquette
- Basic dog park etiquette and things to keep in mind in off-leash bark parks.
- Bark Park tips and hints
- Tips for keeping you and your pup safe when visiting a bark park
- Playground Equipment by Park Structures : Bark Park
- Bark Park Structures - Commercial playground equipment manufacturer.
- Pet Talk Pet Forums :: View Forum - Bark Park
- Pet Talk & Bark Park Talk
- Bark Parks- New Singles Hangouts
- Bark Parks are the newest places for singles to meet and mingle.
- Travel Guide
- United States and Canada Off-Leash Dog Park Guides and City Guides for Dogs of ALL Sizes!
Thor LOVES his soccer balls at the Bark Park
bulldog ball!
Planet Dog Orbee-Tuff Soccer Ball
Amazon Price: $13.40 (as of 02/15/2012)![]()
This is a very sturdy soccer ball that will hopefully last a long time.
Dog's teeth go through a soccer ball immediately, though Thor is very careful about that and even his regular soccer balls last him for a year or more.
But this one is specially designed to last, even if his friends bite through, so the fun doesn't have to end the first time a buddy gets the ball.
Thor at the Bark Park
One of his fans shot a little video!
I NEED A KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come home with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please, please come home with me! My mama will feed you, I NEVER go hungry! I'll share my bed, and you can play with my toys and I have lots of chewies, and I'll keep you busy and you'll never be bored and it'll be great... COME HOME WITH ME!!!! I NEED A KID!!!!! Bark Parks are for Adopting a Kid
I'll take THIS ONE
Cole and I are special buddies. We met at the local bark park, and have lots in common. We have the same fashion outlook, we wear the same kinds of vests, we're both really good looking with big, beautiful toothy smiles!Man, can this kid play soccer!
We look for each other on weekends. My plan is to bring this one home. I'm KEEPING him!
I can't believe his mom had other ideas! NO WAAAAAYYYY!!!!!
I'm Widely Famous for my Happy Roll

Tug-Team Yank Offs
Sometimes the tug team takes me on, and its a real challenge- just look at the muscles on those two!The bulldog motto is, "never, never, never, never let go."
Soccer Pal
Chris and I play soccer, for oh, two or three hours at a time!Gimme that ball! I'm gonna get that ball and make you run...
Thor on Dogster
Our 'World Cup' Soccer Pose
Getting the award any day now....
Chris, Jennifer and I are posing after a big time soccer match. Look all you want, and you'll never be able to find such great kids.I'm keeping them..........
as soon as I can figure out how!
Thirsty!

Sharing at the Park
Even though it doesn't look like it, I do have 4 leg pals, and Loki is one of them. We wrestle like mad, run like crazy, and swipe each other's sticks.But don't let that fool you. When we collapse, we lay in the mud together, and when we're thirsty we share!
OOOO Baby knocked me DOWN!!!!!!!!

Second ONLY to the Soccer Ball...
Holds up under a bulldog's jaw!
Horse Jolly Ball 10-Inch Red
Amazon Price: $15.82 (as of 02/15/2012)![]()
While this ball was designed for horses to play with, it has really been a fantastic ball for Thor.
American bulldogs are all jaw, and most toys don't hold up.
This one can go in the Great Lake nearby, or sit out in the snow and ice, and still the ball is great for play.
The handle definitely gives Thor the advantage, but he has fun, fun, fun with it.
An Autistic Boy Loves Bulldogs
He takes good care of us!
- Brad's Big Bully Dog Leads!
- Brad's Big Bully Dog Leads. Created by a 12 year old autistic child, these high-quality leather dog leashes offer strength, beauty, and functionality. A portion of each sale goes to benefit autistic children.
Mosquitos at the Cabin- Can't get at the itch!
Mosquitos mean a jacket!

Great Grandpa and Grandma built this cabin, and its far out in the woods.
The mosquitoes are a real issue there, so Thor wears his denim jacket to keep it down.
A Movie about Grandpa's Home Town!
Grandpa laughed and laughed!
Escanaba in Da Moonlight
Amazon Price: $4.76 (as of 02/15/2012)![]()
This is my Grandpa's hometown, and its the funniest movie you've seen in ages!
When I go there, I DO NOT want to come back. If you went, you wouldn't want to leave either!
And then there's the COLD
The Weather's Changing.....
Mom gave me her great intarsia sweater. It looks better on me than on her, if I do say so myself.Lots of my bark park buddies are getting 'winterized' like me. My Bark Park Group
I use it for special visits or when we go to church. Here we're visiting Grandpa's final resting place, so you gotta look good!
Halloween Games
Thor & friends playing Halloween.
Who's ridiculous?
Him or Me?
Halloween: I can READ YOUR MIND.
His Excellency Thor the Verdant of Mabe Burnthouse
My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: His Excellency Thor the Verdant of Mabe Burnthouse
Like me, its PERFECT for Halloween.
I'd offer you one too, but the site changed it into a click trap and we cannot find the proper link. If I find it, I'll repost it here!
Captain Bly, Prepares you for mind readings!
Go ahead! Ask him anything!
HMMMPPPHHHH! We have prepared ourselfs to serve you.His Excellency Thor the Verdant of Mabe Burnthouse will now accept your questions.
Ask us anything! Just make it good...
The guestbook is at the bottom of the page!
Bee Sweet with this!

Captain Bly the Mediator
Will bring your questions on a pillow!
Oh Your Excellency, your ridiculous fans NEED your help!
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srioschavez
Jan 29, 2012 @ 3:26 am | delete
- nice lens
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ScottiesRock
Jan 28, 2012 @ 10:31 pm | delete
- Thor is adorable! I love all Dogs and am not prejudice to any breed. Oh, and My Scotties think they are bull dogs! :)
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Edutopia
Jan 26, 2012 @ 3:40 am | delete
- Bulldogs, much like their cousins the Pitbull have garnered an unfair reputation across the country. Any dog, regardless of breed, is only what you raise them to be and bulldogs can be just as sweet and warm as any other breed out there.
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SecondHandJoe
Jan 25, 2012 @ 5:57 pm | delete
- That bully looks like a riot to be around! (I had oneand loved him but he drooooooooooooooooooooooled!!! 'liked' it Oh, congrats on the Purple Star!
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gottaloveit Jan 23, 2012 @ 11:14 am | delete
- I grew up with an English Bulldog - Top Kick. He was the Marine mascot's (Jig's) litter mate. What a great dog. I have 6 beautiful rescue dogs at the moment. Thor is da bomb but not as much as my dogs are!
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Christmas is All Goodies.
Especially Santa!
I LOVE Christmas!
Thor Does Santa

I LOVE Christmas.
Santa and his elves.
Popcorn balls.
What's not to like?
Thor will eat ALL of it. Every little bit.
Bulldogs like what they like. That's it.
Its all about love!
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...
Testing the Squidoo Crowd!
Do you love your dog enough to...
Spirituality of Pets
- Pets seen guiding on path to God
- Pets teach us, have a spiritual teaching to impart.
- Good Dog, Smart Dog!
- Dogs can detect cancer and other illnesses, anticipate seizures, and help veterans with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.
Save the Bulldogs!
- American Bulldog Rescue - Welcome!
- Rescue of American Bulldogs
- The Bulldog Club of America Rescue Network
- Not-for-profit foundation dedicated to the rehabilitation placement of abused and/or neglected bulldogs.
Hey, What's Not to Love?!?
American Bulldog Puppies
My Niece, ISIS! I LOVE babies!
She's an attentive little thing!

Isis, You want this?
I DO share! Of COURSE.

Nosing up to my baby....

A Recent Question
Looking at the vet papers,
someone asked:
What did you name her Is-Is for?
HMMMM????
Well, 'Is-Is' is gonna be 'was-was' if she doesn't quit jumping on that enormous dog!
Now we call her 'WasWas'
Wuzzy for short....
Ruh Roh! Baby Attack!

So YOU folks Get a PERFECT Dog!
- bulldog breeds
- BullDogBreeds.com offers information, photos, and breeder listings for bull dog related breeds including the American Bulldog, Boxer, English Bulldog, Olde English Bulldogge, French Bulldog, Alapaha Blue Blood Bulldog, Valley Bulldog, American Pit Bull Terrier, American Staffordshire Terrier, Staffo
- American Bulldog Breed Standard
- THE RARE BREED DOG ASSOCIATION
AMERICAN BULLDOG BREED STANDARD - The Bulldog Club of America
- THE BULLDOG CLUB OF AMERICA
10 Questions to ask
yourself before getting a Bulldog Puppy - American Bulldogs
- Several dog breeds listed from character, style, size, health quality and training abilities. Online Ask the Expert Q & A
Yikes!!!! Baby GOT me PINNED!

All about Bulldogs
Some dummies don't have a bulldog. Hmmph.
Greatest Dog Links
- Animal Farm Foundation
- Owner says dog saved her with 'Heimlich' - Yahoo! News
- Toby, a 2-year-old golden retriever, saw his owner choking on a piece of fruit and began jumping up and down on the woman's chest. The dog's owner believes the dog was trying to perform the Heimlich maneuver and saved her life.
- Dying bulldog saves owner from fire - Wonderful World- msnbc.com
- A man's decision not to end his terminally ill bulldog's life has ended up saving his own.
Over Coffee with Mama, We talk BUSINESS
We help the little ones!
So, over coffee with Mama and talking with our favorite 'headmaster,' I have decided to offer proceeds of this page to benefit Room to Read.
Little ones are EVERYTHING. Except for popcorn balls. Except for soccer.
A Kindred Soul and My HERO
A Great Hero for Kids & Dogs
Bulldog Health
- Bullwrinkle
- Bulldog health and care topics
- American Bulldogs
- Directory of American Bulldogs with over 1000 links to American Bulldogs, breeders, articles, pictures, puppies for sale, message boards,health resources,pedigrees,books,leather,free listings,kennels,clubs,registries,shows and much, much more.
Think I Have a Personality!?!
See if YOU Do! Dog Personality Test
- A Personality Test for Dogs - Netscape Home & Real Estate
- Dog Personality Test
Who Loves Me???
Sign my Thor guestbook! I need to know who loves me????
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gengonow
Jan 29, 2012 @ 10:13 pm | delete
- Great Squidoo...Thor looks fabulous! Check out my American Bulldog Charlie--my very first squidoo.
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srioschavez
Jan 29, 2012 @ 3:27 am | delete
- nice!!!!
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srioschavez
Jan 29, 2012 @ 3:27 am | delete
- nice!!!!
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BPCFE
Jan 27, 2012 @ 7:10 am | delete
- Dogs are GREAT and Thor is too!
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Thrinsdream
Jan 26, 2012 @ 5:12 pm | delete
- Loved this lens. Was in a right old grump before I read this, now I am 100% cheered up. Thank you so much to you and Thor. PS my dog is with me all the time apart from when I go to sleep, she is too big and too fluffy apart from that we are inseparable, she even curls up beside me when I work (or budges my elbow to let me know I've worked too long!) Great lens. Thank you so much. With thanks and appreciation. Cathi & Sasha the German Shepherd
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