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Welcome to Bumper Stickers Galore! If you're looking to add some personal flair to your bumper (or maybe just cover up some chipped paint), you're in the right place! Below you will find info, links, and recommendations for all kinds of bumper stickers!

No matter what design you have in mind, Bumper Stickers Galore is here to point you in the right direction! And don't forget to visit my CafePress shop at www.cafepress.com/goblinsden for some more stickers of my own creation!

Why Bumper Stickers? 

Why attach those sticky things to your shiny car bumper? Here's a few reasons...

Bumper stickers are a cheap and effective way to voice your opinion, advertise, and make people think...right from the back of your car. If you're advertising something (such as a business or political candidate), it's a great way to get local exposure. Just drive around and everyone sees your message!

But there's more uses for bumper stickers than that. Get creative! Slap a few on the toolbox in your garage. Stick 'em on a poster board and make a collage to decorate your dwelling. There's lots of possibilities...so get stickin'!

Stickers From The Goblin's Den 

Here's a few stickers from my CafePress shop...

Keep On Sluggin' (sticker)

Remember to Keep On Sluggin' with this super-slimy sticker. Great for slappin' on your car bumper or any other surface you can think of!

Price: 4.49 Buy Now

Eye Hate Mondays (sticker)

Do mondays make you feel like a gargling monster?

Price: 4.49 Buy Now

Tailgaters Will Be Thoroughly Blended (sticker)

Let's make some tailgater soup!

Price: 4.49 Buy Now

I Accelerate For Zombies (sticker)

Zombie Survival Tip #27: Don't drive slow in a zombie-infested town. Fortify your vehicle and plow right through those rotten fools!

Price: 4.49 Buy Now

I Brake For Aliens (sticker)

Please don't run over aliens. It's bad for cosmic relations.

Price: 4.49 Buy Now

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Funny Stickers 

Just a random selection of stickers to give passers by a laugh...

My Coffee Can Burn Your Face Off! Bumper Sticker

Scolding hot coffee...right in the face!

Price: 3.99 Buy Now

Dark Side Bumper Sticker

Come to the dark side...we have cookies.

Price: 5.00 Buy Now

My Monkey Beats Your Monkey Bumper Sticker

My monkey beats your monkey!

Price: 3.99 Buy Now

Squirrels

Squirrels: Nature's little speed bumps!

Price: 4.50 Buy Now

I get stabby

Don't get mad...get stabby!

Price: 4.50 Buy Now

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Traffic Stickers 

Express your disgust with the morning grind or keep those tailgaters at bay with these witty stickers!

Keep Honking Sticker (Bumper) for Drivers

You never know what kind of person is behind the wheel...

Price: 5.49 Buy Now

Imagine Using Your Turn Signal Bumper Sticker

Actually using your turn signal? Imagine that...

Price: 4.99 Buy Now

The closer you get, the slower I'll drive (bumper)

A straight-forward warning to tailgaters.

Price: 4.49 Buy Now

Back Off Sticker (Bumper) for Tailgaters

Tell the tailgaters to "Back Off!"

Price: 5.49 Buy Now

HARDER I BRAKE Sticker (Bumper)

Just another reminder to those pesky tailgaters.

Price: 3.99 Buy Now

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Eco-Friendly Stickers 

Go Green! Tell pollution to stick it with these zany designs!

Think Green. Recycle Sticker (Bumper)

Think green, people.

Price: 6.49 Buy Now

THINK GLOBALLY ACT LOCALLY Sticker (Bumper)

Promote local recycling with this colorful sticker.

Price: 4.49 Buy Now

TREEHUGGER... Sticker (Bumper)

Go ahead...hug a tree!

Price: 4.49 Buy Now

RECYCLE (Bumper)

Simple message, simple design.

Price: 4.49 Buy Now

Go Green Euro Sticker (Oval)

Tell 'em to "Go Green" with this eye-catching sticker.

Price: 4.45 Buy Now

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Alien Stickers 

We're not alone! These stickers are out of this world!

I Want To Believe Sticker (Bumper)

Yeah, I want to believe too...so show me a UFO pic that isn't grainy and suspicious.

Price: 4.49 Buy Now

Bumper Stickers Sticker (Bumper)

Those aliens are always probing something...

Price: 6.49 Buy Now

I Brake For Aliens Sticker (Bumper)

Brake for aliens, OK? They'll probably abduct you anyway, though.

Price: 7.98 Buy Now

Just Visiting Alien Sticker (Bumper)

Just visiting, or just invading?

Price: 7.98 Buy Now

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Pet Stickers 

'Cause pets are people too!

Adopt A Cat Black Sticker (Bumper)

Save a life. Adopt a shelter cat.

Price: 5.74 Buy Now

Blue Adopt Sticker (Bumper)

Don't buy or breed...adopt a homeless pet in need!

Price: 4.49 Buy Now

Get rid of kids bumper sticker--deep blue

I had to get rid of the kids. The ferret was allergic.

Price: 5.99 Buy Now

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Political Stickers 

Promote your favorite member of office with these stickers!

Yes We Did! Obama Biden Sticker (Bumper)

Show your support for the 44th president of the United States.

Price: 4.49 Buy Now

Nobama Say No To Socialism Sticker (Bumper)

Say "No" to Obama with this sticker.

Price: 3.99 Buy Now

Al Gore Good for America Bumper Sticker

Al Gore...good for America.

Price: 4.49 Buy Now

Schwarzenegger for President 2012 Sticker (Bumper)

He'll be back...as president in 2012! Hey, it could happen.

Price: 5.49 Buy Now

Sticker (Bumper)

Are you a mama for Obama?

Price: 3.99 Buy Now

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Military Stickers 

Support our troops with these patriotic stickers.

Land of the free

It's the land of the free because of the brave.

Price: 4.50 Buy Now

Freedom Is Not Free

It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.

Price: 5.00 Buy Now

Never Forget Sticker (Bumper)

Don't forget the fallen heroes.

Price: 3.99 Buy Now

If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops...Feel Free T

Stand behind the troops, or get out of their way.

Price: 9.49 Buy Now

Support Our Troops Flag Sticker (Rectangular)

Show your support with this sticker.

Price: 3.97 Buy Now

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Quotation Stickers 

Liven up your bumper with some of these famous quotes.

Inspiration from FDR Sticker (Bumper)

"The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today." - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Price: 4.75 Buy Now

Gandhi black bumper Sticker (Bumper)

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi

Price: 5.99 Buy Now

Shakespeare Quote (white w/image) Sticker (Bumper)

"'Tis the time's plague when madmen lead the blind." - William Shakespeare

Price: 5.50 Buy Now

Let everyone sweep

"Let everyone sweep in front of his own door and the whole world will be clean." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Price: 4.50 Buy Now

Imagination

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein

Price: 4.50 Buy Now

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Weird Stickers 

Stickers that are sure to confuse onlookers!

Penguins Steal Sanity Sticker (Bumper)

One by one, the penguins steal my sanity. Yeah, watch out for those penguins...

Price: 4.49 Buy Now

Sticker (Bumper)

My other car is flesh eating bacteria? That'll confuse 'em for sure.

Price: 4.49 Buy Now

Push Button Receive Bacon Sticker (Rectangle)

So that's what those wavy lines are. I've been getting screwed out of free bacon for years!

Price: 5.49 Buy Now

Uncle Sas Sticker

Sasquatch wants YOU for his militia!

Price: 3.50 Buy Now

Be the Moo (Cow, Weird) Sticker (Bumper)

Be the moo? Whatever, man...

Price: 4.49 Buy Now

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How To Remove Bumper Stickers 

Here's how to remove those pesky old stickers from your bumper.

Over time, bumper stickers will eventually become faded and torn. Plus, it may be a good idea to remove them if you're trying to sell your vehicle (not everyone will agree with your sense of humor, after all). So how do you get them off without damaging the paint job? Try these methods provided by eHow.com...

1. For window stickers, carefully scrape them off with a razor blade.

2. If the sticker is on your bumper, try peeling it off slowly. Some stickers lose their adhesive effects over time and may come off easily (especially on rubber bumpers).

3. If step 2 doesn't work, pour some hot water in a bucket. Dip a rag or sponge in the water and press it against the sticker for several minutes. If you don't want to hold it up that long, try holding it in place with some wire or string.

4. After step 3, remove the sponge and use a plastic spatula or putty knife to peel away the sticker. Take your time so you won't chip off any paint.

5. If any pieces of the sticker remain, repeat step 4...soaking each piece of sticker and carefully scraping them away.

6. To get rid of any residue, wash the bumper with hot soapy water...then buff it with a dry, lint-free cloth.

Other Tips: Paint thinner is effective for removing stickers on chrome bumpers...but don't use it on rubber, plastic, or painted surfaces.

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Stickers In Motion 

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Bumper Sticker Websites 

The stickers featured above are just the tip of the iceberg. Explore these other websites and you'll be sure to find some you like!

Cafe Press
Over a million different stickers are available from Cafe Press! If you still can't find what you want, you can make your own with their downloadable templates!
Zazzle
Zazzle has tons of stickers! Like Cafe Press, you can upload your own design if you can't find what you want!
Prank Place
A clean design and large selection of stickers make this an essential site to visit. Their prices are tough to beat!
Bumper Art
Another great site! There's lots of variety here...and low prices too!
Bumper Talk
Don't overlook this one. Their prices are average, but they have a pretty good selection.

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