Bureaucrat Tipping - a push for change

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Top Five Bureaucrat Tipping Ideas.

Bureaucrat tipping is a creative and natural enterprise involving the joy of doing it better yourself.

Power corrupts, but bureaucrats are proof that even a little power corrupts absolutely - few of them can tell differences in degrees of power. Bureaucrats keep us waiting, they overcharge for shoddy service, they cater to favorites, and for now they retire comfortably.

Bureaucrats think they control us -- we know different.  You are the best judge of what is best for yourself - not them. Replace their power tripping with your bureaucrat tipping.

"Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others?" - Thomas Jefferson

Let's start with these five bureaucrat tipping ideas and return a proper balance to the scales.


Robert Heinlein


"Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why.

Then do it."



The Fifth Best Bureaucrat Tipping Idea 

Move to a new location where bureaucracy has not grown to a monstrous size.

Bureaucrats are like cow dogs for opportunistic rustlers. Leave those bureaucrats to their handlers and their cowered cattle.

Too long have you been a target of theft from those that use political means to pick your pockets and limit your actions. If it is not right for someone to steal your property or restrict your life, how does it become right when they get government bureaucrats to do it for them?

It is your life, live your life in a manner that is most pleasing to you. Find a home where you can live as you wish, so long as you do not disrupt others doing as they wish.

Of all 36 ways to get out of trouble, the best way is -- leave. - Chinese Proverb

Become a PT - a permanent tourist, and enjoy living as you wish. Leave moochers, thieves, and busybodies behind with their pet bureaucrats and let them feed on each other.

Lyrics from Paul Simon's song, "50 ways to leave your lover:"

just slip out the back, Jack
make a new plan, Stan
don't need to be coy, Roy
just listen to me
hop on the bus, Gus
don't need to discuss much
just drop off the key, Lee
and get yourself free.

Get Yourself Free 

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The Fourth Best Bureaucrat Tipping Idea 

don't ask permission

individual rights logoWe hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.

Wherever you live, your rights as a human are violated daily. You are restricted, restrained, and stolen from to meet other's desires. You are repeatedly told your basic human rights are privileges you must seek permission to enjoy. To permit is to control.

Your inalienable rights are more important than any man made law. You don't need permission to read different books, learn new skills, rediscover childish laughter, or protect your property, liberty, and life.

"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful citizens can change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has."
cultural anthropologist Margaret Mead

Don't be more dedicated to any institution than it is dedicated to you. If they do not consider you important, why should you consider their requests and demands important?

Whenever possible just do the right thing, causing no harm to others. Quietly exercise your individual right to determine how to spend your own life. Don't do it loudly in protest unless YOU feel that is important.

"Individuality is the aim of political liberty. By leaving the citizen as much freedom of action and of being as comports with order and the rights of others, the institutions render him truly a freeman. He is left to pursue his means of happiness in his own manner."
James Fenimore Cooper

The Bureaucratic age is ending. Just as leather bound encyclopedias and mega book stores have been supplanted by Wikipedia and Amazon; so will all too large bureaucracies fall. The trick is to stay out of their path while they are falling.

For a bureaucrat there are four types of people, with themselves forever at the top. The rest are criminals that don't fill out forms properly, anti-criminals like police and military that cause extra work, and the rest of us that need to be squeezed into a square hole and filed away. Criminals, anti-criminals, and real people are all on the same level to a bureaucrat; just slightly below mud weasels -- to bureaucrats, "Citizen" is a dirty word.

Politicians, corporatatzies, and just plain socialists define the jobs of bureaucrats, and use them to steal, stampede, or corral all other groups.

To slow the constant brushfires trying to get you to stampede, quit spending so much time tending the annoying flames. To explore the road less traveled you must leave the managed herds. Just step to the side and let the cattle stampede past.

"There's always someone telling you not to do something. The main thing is just to ignore them."
Tim Robbins

Do It Your Way 

lyrics from freedom's national anthem: I Did It My Way


What is a man
what has he got
without himself
than he has naught
to say the things
he truly feels
and not the words
of one who kneels
the record shows
I took the blows
and did it my way

My Way

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buy and contemplate the book before you accept an idea 

"Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies." - Balzac

But what more oft, in nations grown corrupt, and by their vices brought to servitude, than to love bondage more than liberty - bondage with ease than strenuous liberty - and to despise, or envy, or suspect, whom God hath of his special favor raised as their deliverer? - John Milton

What is it worth to increase your personal liberty?

Any of the following will be a wise start to challenging your perceptions -- and also a good read. I recommend downloading a collection of e-books centered on the classic Perpetual Tourist book by Dr. W. G. Hill.

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The Third Best Bureaucrat Tipping Idea 

Start Your Own Internet Business

It Won't Last.

With your own internet based business you can be much more efficient. Instant global access allows you to focus on your skills and knowledge while easily and inexpensively outsourcing other tasks to specialists.

As the first halting step enabling the information age, the Internet befuddles bureaucrats that remain a fixture of the fading industrial age.


For now it is easy and inexpensive to start an internet based business, and there are a minimum of regulatory hoops through which you will have to jump.

But the industrial age bureaucracies will not die quietly - they will attempt to entangle the individually empowering liberty of the web with every Luddite inspired chain and rope they can manufacture.

To start your own business on the internet I can think of no better guide than Jennifer, the Pot Pie Girl. Her One Week Marketing is a solid entry into your own web based, portable business.


Start your own internet business today. This is the sort of business you will be able to take with you if you have to leave your comfortable current location. Get in while the getting is good. All we know for sure is that those who wait will spend more money and have to fight more senseless rules.

Add external pressure to the implosion of archaic one size fits most organizations. Create your own internet based business by replacing parts of high cost and poor service bureaucracies. Develop your own business and help create the self tailored society.

Start your new life as a visionary and entrepreneur.

Make your time and your money productive - listen to Larry The Liquidator. 

"Regardless of what you have been taught to believe; your most important asset is time - not money or possessions, your most important impact will be made through initiative - not through positions or certifications." - A R Wallace

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Albert Einstein



"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them."



The "Next To Best" Bureaucrat Tipping Idea 

work the system just as it has worked you

"Politicians are always interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs." - P.J. O'Rourke

Because parasites do not leave a host until they kill it; any welfare state will eventually be broken and broke. To buy votes, politicians keep redefining the rich they are stealing from down toward the poverty level. Instead of decreasing the world's wealth through distribution, we can increase the wealth of all free men by allowing abundance.

"When a self-governing people confer upon their government the power to take from some and give to others, the process will not stop until the last bone of the last taxpayer is picked bare." - Howard Kershner

Using envy as a pry bar politicians have taken away the American Dream of growing affluence and replaced it with a promise to pull down those above you to your level. Mobocracy -- those that want taking from anyone with more. Just remember the many below you are being promised that soon you will be pulled down also, your wealth extorted to buy them a day of bread and circuses. Those reading this are probably wealthier than 90% of the world - think how far you can be cut down. It's only fair that you live in a tin hut on a mud street too.

Did I mention allowing abundance instead?

The bureaucrats are willing to make you starve so long as they can eat well. They will of course express pity, and grandly return a morsel of the meal they stole from you.

The American dream of self improvement is being replaced by a bureaucrat's dream of a dependent populace. Once there was hope to excel and create a better life for those you love. Now the dream is to become a victim, influence peddler, or bureaucrat feeding at the public trough.

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill

Louis Blanc's "From each according to his ability - to each according to his need" has created a vicious victim competition. Today a person needs to be emotionally declared the greatest victim to have priority access to other's earnings.

"When under the pretext of fraternity, the legal code imposes mutual sacrifices on the citizens, human nature is not thereby abrogated. Everyone will then direct his efforts toward contributing little to, and taking much from, the common fund of sacrifices. Now, is it the most unfortunate who gains from this struggle? Certainly not, but rather the most influential and calculating." - C. F. Bastiat

If something evil is going to fall - it should be pushed. Consider the benefits of making the greatest bureaucratic thieves go broke.

"The welfare state is the oldest con game in the world. First you take people's money away quietly, and then you give some of it back to them flamboyantly." - Thomas Sowell

New York City's, San Francisco's, and the entire state of Massachusetts' leadership are dedicated to providing for non-producers by stealing from workers. Send those that want to sponge off the system to these locations with your blessing - the extra burden will help finish bureaucratic Ponzi schemes that much sooner.

 

In "civilized countries' over half of the workers are now employed directly or indirectly in government. Do you think they will vote for real change?



Already more people are getting handouts from the taxpayers pockets than there are taxpayers. With more people wanting to ride the bandwagon, who is going to be left to pull it?

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A Bureaucrat Tipping College 

Can you disappoint others to be true to yourself?


Bastiat Free University - student directed learning for visionaries and entrepreneurs (and more than a few eccentrics).

"I know very well that because I am unlettered some presumptuous people will think they have the right to criticize me, saying that I am an uncultured man. What stupid fools! Do they not know that I could reply to them as Marius did to the Roman patricians: 'Do those who pride themselves on the works of other men claim to challenge mine?'" - Leonardo da Vinci

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What have you done today to reverse the spread of bureaucracy?


"Bureaucrats are like weeds, pull one and tomorrow there will be two. Leave them alone and there will soon be a walled compound with administrative tower buildings and perimeter signs proclaiming that this invaluable sanctuary is off limits - except to more weeds." - Allan Wallace

The Very Best Bureaucrat Tipping Idea 

Live your own life - do it your way


Do what makes you happy, provide for those that are important to you. Your cooperative self interest will make life better for all - improving your own life is also a worthy social goal.

"The risks and rewards of creative and natural enterprise are greater, and of far more value to society, than any illusions of security that enslave human cogs in a social machine." - Allan Wallace

Every small thing you do, every idea you ponder, should be made free of concern about petty rules that limit without protection. How much more should major goals be developed with an early eye to understanding. Give minimal and late consideration to packages of limitations pushed at you by bureaucrats.

It does not matter what others might say or think about you. Some will complain no matter what you do or don't do. Risk failure, embrace and manage risk, and then recover from its inevitable presence. Each effort draws you closer to understanding what is required for your personal success.

"Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform." - Mark Twain

I am developing an unbound college of learning, Bastiat Free University, for visionaries, entrepreneurs, and independent eccentrics. Also being developed is a center for peer to peer education, the Netcohort Institute. These higher education tools will become successes when they maximize opportunities for students. I'm sure you can also do something liberating that focuses your passions and offers meaning to your life.

Don't let social pressures steal your dreams. Don't let moralizing busy bodies and intolerant educators limit your ambitions. Join in the adventure - bring your most outrageous dreams.

Your life is not about supporting a bloated village of seven billion people. Pursue your career as a unique and valuable individual; for yourself and for those you cherish. Seek your own destiny, meaning, or life purpose and make it happen.

As Herbert Hoover said: "Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." When over fifty percent of what you earn is taken in taxes, when one spouse is in effect working for big government for free, when children are bondslaves to paying off government debts, it is worth considering alternatives.

After you succeed you will be told to relinquish your earned gains. They think you should give up your dreams for needs they define. Of course they feel obligated to manage and distribute your coerced "gifts," and skim themselves an easy living off the top.

"Everyone wants to live at the expense of the state. They forget that the state wants to live at the expense of everyone." - Bastiat

Enough about "them." What really matters is you. Dwell on your passions, dive into learning about ideas that excite you.

Think - Don't Follow.

Our interconnected future will benefit the prepared and adaptable mind.

You, as an individual, are valuable. 

The Fountainhead - Howard Roark Speech (Ayn Rand)

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The pleasures of bureaucrat tipping are coming to a life near you. 

It could be your life.

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"The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." - Tacitus 

"No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session." - Mark Twain

"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators." - P.J. O'Rourke

Don't break laws. Don't join protest movements. Don't write your leaders, just remove your support from their dangerous actions, if necessary move your family from their jurisdiction before it is too late. Structure your life to minimize support for growing internal injustice and international entanglements.

You are so far ahead of the average person already, they don't even recognize the absurdities they have been taught to believe. You not only recognize them, you can choose which one's to follow, which to ignore.

You can become an activist, but a bureaucratic nation is inherently unjust. The public humiliation, incarceration, or elimination of scapegoats keeps sheep obedient. "Law cannot organize labor and industry without organizing injustice." - Bastiat

Martha Stewart, Ruby Ridge, and Waco were well thought out lessons used to showcase intimidating government power. Less visible or more politically connected figures have been ignored for far greater crimes. "Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master." - George Washington

As an example, at the start of every year the IRS will arrest or convict a high profile celebrity for tax evasion or tax fraud. This is not justice working; it is a planned news event for tax season demonstrating the power of government tax enforcement.

America was founded on the idea that citizens could control government so that it could be forced to control itself. Instead, the constitutional safeguards have fallen one by one or been ignored. The government servant is now the master.

"The hardest part about gaining any new idea is sweeping out the false idea occupying that niche. As long as that niche is occupied, evidence and proof and logical demonstration get nowhere. But once the niche is emptied of the wrong idea that has been filling it - once you can say 'I don't know,' then it becomes possible to get at the truth." - Robert A. Heinlein

Often we barely know enough to know we don't know.

The good news is that if we wish to learn, we can. Together we can even do what many consider impossible, we can turn our country back toward freedom.

None of us are now as free as we could be, most of us are slaves bred of indoctrination and social pressure. Most countries have wandered far from good government; to the extent you support them you also support their unjust acts.

"A bureaucrat is the most despicable of men, though he is needed as vultures are needed, but one hardly admires vultures whom bureaucrats so strangely resemble. I have yet to meet a bureaucrat who was not petty, dull, almost witless, crafty or stupid, an oppressor or a thief, a holder of little authority in which he delights, as a boy delights in possessing a vicious dog. Who can trust such creatures?" - Cicero

Bureaucrats frequently have enough unchecked authority to arbitrarily ruin lives. Keep yourself out of their sights, doing the least you can to support them; do what you can to ensure your own liberty. "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." - Voltaire

"A wise and frugal government which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government." - Thomas Jefferson

Since the Federal Reserve (a private company, no more part of the US government than Federal Express) was formed in 1913 to "ensure the stability of money," capitalism has slowly been suffocated. The pale ghost of free markets that remain are blamed for government failures - but with communism and socialism's destructive history there is nothing to replace open markets. We are left with a self-serving band of opportunists selling the government by pillaging your family's life style to buy votes.

Something may eventually grow from the ashes, but it is likely to be decades before we know if the ghost will be resurrected as a phoenix or as a zombie. I anticipate a zombie first, and after its destruction, perhaps a chance of renewal. By then China may have completed a transformation to greater liberty and show America the way back home.

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. - Ambrose Redmoon

You still have options. At the very least you should establish escape routes should increasingly totalitarian trends continue.

"Liberty consists in doing what one desires." - John Stuart Mill

Warning:

The bureaucracy is expanding to better serve the needs of the expanding bureaucracy.

Truth is not decided by a ballot box. 

"If there are several opposing opinions on an issue, all of them can't be right; however, all of them can be very wrong." - Allan Wallace


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Better than cow tipping or tractor tipping - enjoy the pleasures of bureaucrat tipping. 


Let's open it up to your ideas. Anything from civil-disobedience as taught by Thoreau, Tolstoy, King, and Gandhi; to computer programs that can replace the DMV, and the privatizing of the postal service. It's time to take back our lives.

As they said in the sixties, "Let it all hang out."

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A bonus idea for seasoned bureaucrat tippers. 

Write A Book


I've long had plans for a nonfiction book about finance, I've delayed it so long many of the events I had planned to warn about have already come to pass. Few people will want to read about investments as their wealth slips away - maybe after the depression I'll put it out there.

But we are talking about what you can do to tip a few bureaucrats with your own book. You know you have an idea for a breakthrough novel, so start it. Include within its pages characters that hold to values you share. Let your characters and their predicaments present the case for you.

I've created an online book proposal lens for a novel I've been toying with for a while, Complicit Simplicity. Book proposals are not normally used for fiction, but this one serves two purposes.

First, I may find someone interested in publishing the book and having me promote it. Second, I've been able to consolidate notes I've written on concept and values into a single, mostly coherent, whole. I'll probably put the whole novel Complicit Simplicity online, one chapter at a time. Then start a second novel.

You can do the same.

Of the millions who are capable of writing an enjoyable novel, of the tens of thousands that do, yours may be the one that succeeds. Also, your thoughts will be better organized for the effort. You just may convince the world of the wondrous possibilities that are available from a carefully selected and sustained effort.

Enjoy exercising your creativity.

Frederic Bastiat said: "If every person has the right to defend even by force - his person, his liberty, and his property, then it follows that a group of men have the right to organize and support a common force to protect these rights constantly.

Thus the principle of collective right - its reason for existing, its lawfulness - is based on individual right. And the common force that protects this collective right cannot logically have any other purpose or any other mission than that for which it acts as a substitute.

Thus, since an individual cannot lawfully use force against the person, liberty, or property of another individual, then the common force - for the same reason - cannot lawfully be used to destroy the person, liberty, or property of individuals or groups."


Tipping bureaucrats can be habit forming. 

And a whole lot of fun.


Powerful elites controlled the past, but our future is being shaped by creative individuals.

The following lenses will provide necessary tools to keep on tipping those bureaucrats.

Free people are adaptable, like free societies. 


All we really need are a few rules like: keeping your word and keeping your hands to yourself. Us kids can then manage to play together just fine.

"We elect government officials to referee a game; they have come to believe this means they own the teams, the stadiums, the fans, and the sport." - Allan R. Wallace



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