The Incredible Hamburger!
Everyone loves a great hamburger!
They can say that "hot dogs" along with apple pie and baseball are the great American pastimes, but it's McDonalds, Burger King and Wendy's that are on every street corner in America, not hot dog stands.
There is a McDonalds franchise (or 20) in almost every Country on Earth. They even made a movie called "Super-Size Me" that showed the harmful effects on the human body that happen if someone only ate McDonalds for 30 days in a row, and even that couldn't even slow down the world's consumption of hamburgers!
The popularity of Fast-Food burger joints proves that even bad burgers are good... but, why settle for less than the best? I've known the secrets to making fantastic hamburgers for years, just ask my husband.
Making an "Incredible" hamburger is an art.
I realized that just a few month ago when my recently married middle son showed up on my doorstep with 3 pounds of ground beef and a bag of buns.
He confessed that he was at his wits end, that he had been trying for months to make a burger as good as Moms but just couldn't do it. He handed me the meat and buns and asked if he could just watch me make a burger from start to finish, so he could finally make a great burger himself.
So here it is folks, I'm going to let you all in on the secrets to making Incredible Hamburgers!
Secret # 1
The flavor is in the fat!

The first thing I did after my son handed me the package of ground beef he had purchased, was send him back to the store.
The meat he had bought was Grade A Lean ground chuck, sounds impressive, was very expensive and was one of the most common mistakes people make when choosing hamburger meat.
I sent him back with strick instructions to buy the cheapest ground beef he could find with the highest fat content available. Then I asked him why? and he immediatly replied "the flavors in the fat" and smacked himself on the forehead.
My kids grew up hearing me say that, over and over again, because it's true!
So if you're looking for low-fat healthy hamburger recipes, then you are definately in the wrong place. The truth is that there really is no such thing as a healthy hamburger, so if you're on a diet go eat a celery stick and stay far away from hamburgers all together!
The first and most important secret to making really fantastic hamburgers that everyone will just rave about, is that the meat matters!
The higher the fat content is in the ground beef you use, the better the flavor. So if you want a hockey puck burger use lean meat, if you want an okay burger use mid-grade ground beef, but if you want a really fabulous burger use the cheapest, fattiest ground beef you can find!
All About Ground Beef
Beef mince, ground beef or hamburger meat (in North America), or mince(d) meat (in the rest of the English speaking world) is a ground meat product, made of beef finely chopped by a meat grinder. It is used in many recipes including hamburgers and cottage pie.
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Secret # 2
Spice it up!

Spices can be tricky, and let me just say it now, when it comes to spices brand names really do matter!
I use mostly "McCormick" spices, with the exception of a few specialty spices from "Spice Islands" their spicey curry powder is incredible.
A word here about "Seasoned Salt", all seasoned salts are not the same, and seasoned salt makes the difference between an okay burger and a delicious burger. Using the most popular seasoned salt is the biggest mistake I see people make, I won't name the brand, but you know what I'm talking about. It was in your mother's kitchen and grandma's kitchen, and if it's in your kitchen, then just go ahead and throw it away now!
I only use McCormicks "Season-All" seasoned salt, and I use it a lot! It's one of those little secrets I leave out of recipes when someone asks for the recipe. That way their version is never quite as good as my version, and it's all because they're still using Grandma's seasoned salt.
So now that we've established what brand of spices to use, lets talk about which spices and how much. I never actually measure anything anymore, but my son made me measure so he could get his burgers just right. So thanks to him we now have a formula for the perfectly seasoned burger.
Burger Seasoning Formula
(Secret # 2 continued)

Before you even form that first perfect patty, you need to season your meat. The difference between a good burger and a fabulous burger has a lot to do with seasoning.
I like to mix all my seasoning thoroughly into the ground beef in a big bowl and then let it sit covered for at least a half an hour before I even form the patties. This serves 2 purposes, first: it gives the meat time to absorb the spices, second: it brings your meat closer to room temperature, which makes it cook better.
So here is the formula:
for every pound of ground beef mix in,
1/2 tsp Season-All seasoned salt
1/2 tsp ground black pepper
1 tsp worchestershire sauce
& last but not least: 1/2 tsp granulated Garlic powder
Not garlic salt, not powdery garlic powder make sure it's the right stuff
Optional:
1 Tbls grated onion
I personally always use the onion. Grated onion is like juicy onion pulp and mixes in really nice. Just peel a small onion and slide it up and down a chesse grater or grate it in your food processor. I personally don't mess with food processor, it's just too much fuss and muss.
After you've let the meat sit awhile form your patties and you're almost ready to go.
After your patties are formed sprinkle them with a little more garlic powder, black pepper and season-all, or if you want a super fantastic burger sprinkle them generously with McCormick's Montreal Steak seasoning, yum-yum
Also to really make special burgers, instead of worchestershire sauce, instead mix in a Tbls of Masterpiece Steakhouse Marinade sauce or Lawrey's Steak and chop marinade. MMmmmm Mmmmm good!
Okay, so now you're almost ready to cook these bad boys, but there are 2 more secrets to go before you start and always remember the real secret to being a great cook is patience!
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Secret # 3
Always toast the buns!

This is an easy step, but essential to elevate your burgers from flat to fabulous!
Toasted buns just plain taste better. There are a few different ways to toast your buns, just don't use the toaster! No really, toast your buns in the frying pan that you plan to cook your burgers in.
You can dry toast them just by placing them in the pan while it heats up, or for extra flavor spread butter on them first then grill them like grilled cheese sandwiches in the pan. Sprinkle a little garlic powder on the butter for really spectacular toasted buns.
Toasting your buns in the pan you plan to cook your burgers in serves two purposes. First, it makes them delicious and second it makes sure your pan is ready for the final step and last secret to making incredible hamburgers.
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Secret # 4
Heat it up!

This is the second most important secret to making fantastic hamburgers. Even if you forget to season the meat and are too lazy to toast the buns, as long as you use good meat and cook it on the highest heat possible, you'll still end up with a really good burger.
Make sure your pan is super hot before you even put the patties in it. That's why toasting the buns in the same pan is a good idea, it gives the pan time to really heat up.
Once your pan is nice and hot, place the burgers in it seasoned side down and leave it alone. Okay you can sprinkle a little more seasoning on the unseasoned side while the first side cooks, but thats it.
DO NOT SQUISH THE BURGER DOWN WITH THE SPATULA!!!
All that does is squish out all of the beef's natural juices and flavor, if you really like dry flavorless hockey puck burgers then knock yourself out, but if that's the case just go to Mcdonalds and leave the cooking to people who have taste buds.
DO NOT MOVE BURGERS AROUND WITH THE SPATULA!
the whole purpose of cooking the burger on high heat is to sear in the juices and flavor while letting the high heat create a yummy crust on the outside of the burger,
ONLY FLIP THE BURGER ONCE!
You will know it's time to flip when the burger juices start to puddle on top, then flip and let the second side sear. At this point you can add a slice of your favorite cheese and cover so the cheese melts. How long you cook the second side all depends on personal preference. For a rarer burger only cook for a couple of minutes. You can tell doneness by gently pressing your spatula in the center of the patty without breaking the crust.
The squishier the burger, the rarer it is. When the patties are cooked just right put them on buns, add your favorite condiments and enjoy. Remember that hamburgers keep cooking even out of the pan until someone takes a bite, so dont let your burgers sit around or keep them warm in the oven. The best burger is right out of the pan!
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Filmmaker Morgan Spurlock, rejected five times by the USC film school, won the best director award at the 2004 Sundance Film Festival for this alarmingly personal investigation into the health hazards wreaked by our fast food nation. Under extensive medical supervision, Spurlock subjects himself to a steady diet of McDonald's cuisine for 30 days just to see what happens. In less than a week, his ordinarily fit body and equilibrium undergo dark and ugly changes: Spurlock grows fat, his cholesterol rockets north, his organs take a beating, and he becomes subject to headaches, mood swings, symptoms of addiction, and lessened sexual energy. The gimmick is too obvious to sustain a feature documentary; Spurlock actually spends most of the film probing insidious ways that fast food companies worm their way into school lunchrooms and the hearts of young children who spend hours in McDonald's playrooms. French fries never looked more nauseating. --Tom Keogh
Fun Seasoning Variations
try something different

In the mood for something a little different tonight? Try one of these fun changes. Using the above seasoning recipe, omit the worchestershire sauce and try one of these ideas in it's place.
Dijon Burger: 1-2 tsp Dijon mustard
BBQ Burger: 1 Tbsp BBQ sauce & 1/4 tsp liquid smoke
Honey-Mustard Burger : 1 tsp spicy mustard & 1 tsp honey
Teriyaki Burger: 1 tsp soy sauce, 1 tsp brown sugar & 1/2 tsp ground ginger
Tex-Mex Burger: 1 Tbls chunky salsa
Taco Burger: 1 tsp Taco Seasoning & 1 Tbsp chunky salsa
Pesto Burger: 1-2 tsp pesto sauce
Pizza Burger: 1 tsp Italian herbs & 1 tbsp pizza sauce
Well, you get the idea. That's the beauty of burgers, is that you can change the flavor easily with a dash of this or a tsp of that. Whatever your favorite flavors are, try adding whatever seasonings you like best.
My hubby's favorite is something he calls a "BAM-burger" because my name is Bambi and because the burger is spicy. Here's the recipe I use for his burgers.
BAM-Burgers
Add these ingredients for every pound of ground beef. mix well.
1/2 tsp. Season-all, black pepper & garlic powder
1 Tbsp grated onion
1 Tbsp Masterpiece Steakhouse marinade
1/2 tsp ground cayenne
1-2 fresh habaneros finely diced
After forming the patties I then coat both sides generously with McCormicks Montreal Steak seasoning and press it down on the meat so it really sticks before frying very hot and fast, because he likes his burgers rare.
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Stuffed Burgers
get really wild!

So now that you know all the secrets to making incredible burgers, it's time to get wild and have some real fun!
You can stuff burgers with just about anything to really spice them up and impress you burger lovin' crowd. Just remember to first make two very thin patties, then always stuff burgers with very thinly sliced items so they cook through.
Always pre-fry things like bacon or other meats before stuffing them in a burger, biting into a burger stuffed with raw bacon would just be really gross!
Here are some fun burger stuffing suggestions.
Blue cheese and mushrooms
swiss and mushrooms
spinache and feta
Bacon and cheddar
Green peppers and pineapple bits with teriyaki burger seasonings, yum
Jalapeno's and smoked cheddar
Just have fun, and you can create fantastic stuffed burgers from whatever your favorite combo is. Try whatever your favorite pizza toppings are or just go with the old classics of tomato or onion slices and cheese.
Happy eating!
Hamburger Phone
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Technically, this is a cheeseburger phone, not a hamburger phone. But you'll just call it your new best friend. The burger phone has the following functions:
Redial a call function
Tone/Pulse Switchable
Molded plastic: bun, cheese, ground chuck patty
LED In-use indicator
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- jbauer0318 jbauer0318 Dec 2, 2009 @ 12:27 am
- ha ha, i have discovered the secret to the perfect hamburger! Thanks so much! Love this lens cause I just love hamburgers! 5 stars!
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- skiesgreen skiesgreen Nov 30, 2009 @ 1:46 am
- yum, what a fabulous cook your are, Bambi. I love hamburgers but rarely eat them as I am already overweight and even the smell of fat puts on a couple of kilos. Great lens, nice job and thanks for sharing. 5* and fave
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- mitchking mitchking Nov 11, 2009 @ 3:09 pm
- This lens made me hungrey!! There is nothing quite like a good thick burger to fill you up.
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- JennySui JennySui Nov 10, 2009 @ 8:39 am
- Thanks for making such a great lens......
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- mosaic mosaic Nov 9, 2009 @ 10:19 pm
- So, do you recommend pushing a little divot into the middle of the patty? They say this way prevents your patty from turning into a big ball during cooking so you won't have to be tempted to smash it with the spatula.
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