Bushisms - Hillarious quotes by George W. Bush

10. There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

- George Bush speaking at the East Literature Magnet School, Nashville,
Tennessee, Sep. 17, 2002

9. "We're going to - we'll be sending a person on the ground there pretty soon to help implement the malaria initiative, and that initiative will mean spreading nets and insecticides throughout the country so that we can see a reduction in death of young children that
- a death that we can cure." 

-George Bush meets with President Bush Meets with President Ellen Johnson Sirleaf of Liberia

Official State Department statement found at: http://www.state.gov/p/af/rls/93692.htm  

8. "All I can tell you is when the governor calls, I answer his phone."

- George W. Bush discussing the Southern California wildfires in San Diego on Oct. 25, 2007

7. "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."

- George Bush explains his Social Security reform on May 25, 2005

6. "We will stand up for terror. We will stand up for freedom."

- Campaigning in Marlton, NJ on Oct. 18, 2004

5. "The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started, but nevertheless it happened as we showed up here."

- George Bush on Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004

4. "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." 

- George W. Bush (wow, his powers never cease to amaze me.)

3. "So for the students here, take heart in this concept. He gets a Ph.D. I get Cs. I'm the President and he's the advisor."

- Ouch! George Bush compares his position in society and what he had to do to get there with a professor and advisor during a discussion on Social Security at an Iowa university campus.

2. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

- Remarks by the President during the signing of the 2005 Defense Appropriations Act 

Official statement found at: www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/08/20040805-3.html

1. "I believe that the great city of New Orleans will rise again and be a greater city of New Orleans. I believe the town where I used to come, from Houston, Texas, to enjoy myself - occasionally too much - will be that very same town, that it will be a better place to come to. That's what I
believe."

- President George Bush visits New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina Sept. 13, 2005

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