Caddyshack Video Showcase

• Chevy Chase - Ty Webb


• Rodney Dangerfield - Al Czervik


• Ted Knight - Judge Smails


• Michael O'Keefe - Danny Noonan


• Bill Murray - Carl Spackler


• Sarah Holcomb - Maggie O'Hooligan


• Scott Colomby - Tony D'Annunzio


• Cindy Morgan - Lacey Underall


• Dan Resin - Dr. Beeper


• Henry Wilcoxon - Bishop Bickering

Carl Spackler: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
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Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
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Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height.
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Spalding Smails: I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...
Judge Smails: You'll get nothing, and like it.
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Ty Webb: Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.
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I may be wrong, but you just have to love a movie that sets up its finale with a shot like this: