Shovel Test Funny Anthropology T Shirts & More

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Shovel Test Archaeology, Anthropology, Paleontology, Geology, & Soil Science Humor

Archaeology, Anthropology, Paleontology, Geology, & Soil Science humor for Anthro Geeks, diggers, shovel bums, and other unsavory types. Oddities of History & science. Funny t shirts, bad puns, & line~toeing of good taste.

The Backstory of Shovel Test

As a child I spent a lot of happy hours just digging up interesting stuff out of the ground.
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My husband is an Archaeologist and since I share his interest in archeology & anthropology, and like designing, a CafePress store seemed a logical way to combine my need to make money and my sense of humor.
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Anthropology jargon irritates me to no end. There's already a perfectly good word for broken pottery bits: shards. But no, professional jargonese requires a special word: sherds.
AAAaaaaaarrrggh.
Don't even get me started on the word "chert".
So, this store, full of bad, cringe inducing puns, is my revenge.

My Favorite Designs

T shirts that I still giggle over, even though I designed them.

Digger, Please.

Yeah, I went there.

Skeletons, Points, & Sherds, Oh My!

I Went On A Dig & All I Got Was This Stupid Chert

Shirts That Don't Show The Dirt (As Much)

Brown, ochre, ash, tan, brick - funny anthro t-shirts the colors of dirt to hide some of those mud stains you get working in the field or back at the lab. Isn't that useful?

Humorous Anthropology Designs

Scarab How I Roll Large Mug

from Shovel Test

Scarab, Dung Beetle - insects revered by the Ancient Egyptians as the "Sacred Scarab" and famous for rolling. Balls of dung - that's how they roll! Anthropology, Archaeology, Egyptology, puns, humor.

Price: 14.99

Woolly Mammoth Pick Up Organic Cotton Tee

from Shovel Test

Unique way to pick up science geeks. Paleontology pick up line. Image: Woolly Mammoth Text: Wanna see my woolly mammoth? Wooly mammoth, wooley mammoth, mammouth. Prehistoric animals, ice age mammals.

Price: 26.99

Pok Ta Pok Handball Tote Bag

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Pok Ta Pok - Mayan ball. Ancient Maya culture's fascinating and dangerous sport. Prehistoric Yucatan, Sports History, Ancient Religions, Human sacrifice, Mexican Hispanic history, Anthropology, Anthro

Price: 17.99

Science & History Related Oddities

Anthropology, History, and some really gruesome Middle Ages stuff.

Science Is Something To Joke About

Eye Amphora Beer Sticker (Bumper)

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Anthroplogists and archaeologists like beer and bad puns like my original design Eye Amphora Beer (I am for a beer). Image: Eye of Horus, amphora, beer Anthro geek humor, pictograms, glyphs, bad puns

Price: 4.99

Anthro Voyeur Framed Tile

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There they are, watching your every move, taking notes, peering into your most intimate moments of life...Text: Cultural Anthropologists Like To Watch Image: Banyang mask peer in from behind a fabric artifact.

Price: 12.49

Cherty Girl Field Tech Humor Women's Tank Top

from Shovel Test

Perfect funny gift for anyone who's working in Anthropology, Archaeology, Geology, any of the related sciences. You know you want it cherty, bad girl. Text: Cherty Girl. Anthro geeks, Archeologists

Price: 24.99