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Red Ring of Death Survivor

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Are you a Survivor?

You fought long and hard. You laughed in the face of defeat. Your TV ran with the blood of your enemies.

Then...the Red Ring of Death.

But you never give up, do you? You fought back. Expertly trained technicians slaved for days repairing your console, your arsenal, your favorite killing machine. You survived.

And now you're back...

Why?

Where did this idea come from?

So I whipped up a goofy shirt a few months ago after my XBox 360 died The Death of Three Lights and stuck a link to a CafePress shop selling it on this site. See it there, on the right? Anyway, I hadn't gotten any email from the Cafe, and so figured nobody was buying it. A little bummed, but I really hadn't invested much in it. Still...a little bummage happened.

Today I check the mail (real mail, not electronic foolery), and hey...something from CafePress. Wait, what the?!? A check! I sold something? So I go online and find out, yeah...I kinda sold a lot of shirts and forgot to check the "Email me when I sell something" option. Cool beans, man! I totally sold something on a whim! I'm easily amused!

So now I just have to pimp the shop one more time here. Go and buy your favorite nerd something dorky. Think of the children! Or...well, think of me.

Red Ring Survivor

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