Car is better than a woman!

HERE'S WHAT I THINK

Car Is Better Than A Woman

Now it may sound ridiculous that women should be

compared to cars but men do it all the time. They

can't help themselves. So I figured if you can't beat

them join them. Now not all men figure car is better

than a woman but for those who do I understand why...

"A man and his car are one.
He can relate to it and
connect to it on a level
that women cannot."

Secret Revealed - Why Men Think Car Is Better Than A Woman

Ask yourself this question. Would you put somebody else before you? Well there you have it! I'm sure your answer was no. The number one reason why men think car is better than a woman is because he sees a car as part of himself! And nobody puts someone before themselves. Women on the other hand view their cars as a separate entitity. Now that's a whole different story

My Personal Experience

The Author tells of her experience...

I'm sure a lot of women can relate to me when I say this but men really do make us feel at times that their car has first priority in comparison to us. Any woman who has dated a mechanic or a car sales rep, or a race car driver know exactly what I mean. Car tend to become our biggest rivals in the relationship. Loneliness, resentment, loss of personal self esteem, jealously becomes ten times more magnified than it would in a normal relationship with men whose career and lifestyle doesn't revolve around cars. And even women in normal relationships have their share of competition with car. Don't slam the door! This is my car! Get Out! No you can't come! I'm using my car tonight! These familiar phrases tell a woman that car is definitely better than her. My gosh! You would think that some things are understood between you and your partner but car - isn't one of them and it's not up for discussion either!

Hmm..Cars versus Women..Who Is Better?

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Cars Are Great But...

I'm sure others will understand when I say..

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Guys no need to go gloating to your girlfriends and provoking them..remember it's a bit silly that women should be compared to an inanimate object!

Ladies I'm a woman too and I'm actually on your side. Let's just try to find some humor in the statement. It might even help us better understand our men too and of course men might be able to step inside our shoes for a moment and better respect us too.

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Is Car Better Than A Woman?

Which road are you taking? Never mind it's built for two so just honk, honk, honk! Might be helpful to add your reason why you think car is or is not better than women

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Yes, monkeybrain. I'm not gloating when I say this - but car is better than a woman!

stewart says:

Cars won't randomly dump you and decide they never want to see or talk to you again.

Posted November 24, 2009

preston says:

Well woman just hot and hard on bed while car is always cool so I say car. Besides you need the car to bring in the b**

Posted November 14, 2009

mike says:

It's the worlds oldest truth?Car since its birth has never ceased to capture a man's interest

Posted November 12, 2009

Jason says:

Car is better than a woman. Its a real head turner and it doesn't have to be the best thing on four wheels to catch my attention. Its all about the performance.

Posted October 29, 2009

spunkyduckling says:

Car is better than a woman. Hey don't eat my head off that's just how I feel. After all car takes first priority in most men life

Posted October 22, 2009

No way monkey brain. In kind tactful words women are better than cars here's why!

blackie says:

Women! Cause I am a porn addict!

Posted December 02, 2009

crimsoon says:

Yay!!! Women, I voted the chicks because I looked at if it was like last 20min of my life-no regrets!!!!

Posted November 14, 2009

sandyspider says:

Woman don't break down as often as a car. A car (in general) is more expensive to get repaired.

Posted November 04, 2009

magenta says:

I would class a car and woman as equal. You can't live without either and both will keep you warm on cold nights in their own way. But I would have to say there would be more happiness in the long run with a woman even if she cost more than a car. LOL

Posted November 02, 2009

blackjack says:

I say women cause I am a porn addict

Posted October 30, 2009

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Car is better than a woman!

HERE'S WHAT I THINK

"A man and his car are one. He can relate to it and connect to it on a level that women cannot."

Secret Revealed - Why Men Think Car Is Better Than A Woman

My Personal Experience

The Author tells of her experience...

Hmm..Cars versus Women..Who Is Better?

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Cars Are Great But...

I'm sure others will understand when I say..

I Love Women But..

I'm sure you can see why I think...

I Love Cars And I Love Women And..

I love new math gifts too

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Is Car Better Than A Woman?

Which road are you taking? Never mind it's built for two so just honk, honk, honk! Might be helpful to add your reason why you think car is or is not better than women

Yes, monkeybrain. I'm not gloating when I say this - but car is better than a woman!

stewart says:

preston says:

mike says:

Jason says:

spunkyduckling says:

No way monkey brain. In kind tactful words women are better than cars here's why!

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crimsoon says:

sandyspider says:

magenta says:

blackjack says:

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Because no true man would resort to this! - Having sex with his car...

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"A man and his car are one.
He can relate to it and
connect to it on a level
that women cannot."

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