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Car is better than a woman!

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HERE'S WHAT I THINK

Car Is Better Than A Woman


Now it may sound ridiculous that women should be

compared to cars but men do it all the time. They

can't help themselves. So I figured if you can't beat

them join them. Now not all men figure car is better

than a woman but for those who do I understand why...

“A man and his car are one.
He can relate to it and
connect to it on a level
that women cannot.”

Secret Revealed - Why Men Think Car Is Better Than A Woman

Ask yourself this question. Would you put somebody else before you? Well there you have it! I'm sure your answer was no. The number one reason why men think car is better than a woman is because he sees a car as part of himself! And nobody puts someone before themselves. Women on the other hand view their cars as a separate entitity. Now that's a whole different story

My Personal Experience

The Author tells of her experience...

I'm sure a lot of women can relate to me when I say this but men really do make us feel at times that their car has first priority in comparison to us. Any woman who has dated a mechanic or a car sales rep, or a race car driver know exactly what I mean. Car tend to become our biggest rivals in the relationship. Loneliness, resentment, loss of personal self esteem, jealously becomes ten times more magnified than it would in a normal relationship with men whose career and lifestyle doesn't revolve around cars. And even women in normal relationships have their share of competition with car. Don't slam the door! This is my car! Get Out! No you can't come! I'm using my car tonight! These familiar phrases tell a woman that car is definitely better than her. My gosh! You would think that some things are understood between you and your partner but car - isn't one of them and it's not up for discussion either!

Hmm..Cars versus Women..Who Is Better?

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Cars Are Great But...

I'm sure others will understand when I say..

I Love Women But..

I'm sure you can see why I think...

I Love Cars And I Love Women And..

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Guys no need to go gloating to your girlfriends and provoking them..remember it's a bit silly that women should be compared to an inanimate object!

Ladies I'm a woman too and I'm actually on your side. Let's just try to find some humor in the statement. It might even help us better understand our men too and of course men might be able to step inside our shoes for a moment and better respect us too.

** Now Its Your Turn!!! ** Rev Your Engines Here

Is Car Better Than A Woman?

Which road are you taking? Never mind it's built for two so just honk, honk, honk! Might be helpful to add your reason why you think car is or is not better than women

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I have stated my case now please feel free to state yours. Warning! this is an open debate and whilst all comments for or against are welcomed any text containing:
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Yes, monkeybrain. I'm not gloating when I say this - but car is better than a woman!

Abi Titmuss says:

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trololol says:

Cars all the way. They dont leave you, or bitch to you...

and theirs nothing like loving something you've used your blood, sweat, and tears to build in the garage

bmw says:

car

Bluesssman says:

No question!

Draconius says:

You can always find a good car but is rare to find a truely good woman..lol
Have you seen the new Camaro?

No way monkey brain. In kind tactful words women are better than cars here's why!

troyr4321 says:

Women, most of the time.

maxnic11 says:

Women!

Mujjen says:

Even though I love nice cars , it is very obvious that nothing can compare to a woman. Any time of the day, for that matter!

crosscreations says:

You can replace a car any ole' day, try and replace a good woman.

blackie says:

Women! Cause I am a porn addict!

 
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Ready To Shift Gears?

Here are my list of the top TEN TV Car Ads that will start your engine revving. (placed in no random order)

Best Mercedes Commercial Ever

Mercedes Benz - "Not In This Weather". Demonstrating unrelenting and unexpected reliability I present to you the 4-matic all-wheel-drive system

Best Mercedes Commercial Ever
by 17Lives | video info

1,900 ratings | 1,327,605 views
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Funny Audi R8 Commercial - "The Hostage"

This is one I'll remember to for a long time. I must appraise Audi...

Funny Audi R8 commercial - cool Audi ad - "The hostage"
by ScaryFaze | video info

7,672 ratings | 3,883,299 views
curated content from YouTube

Best Vw Commercial Ever

Best VW-Commercial ever
by alx4121 | video info

5,654 ratings | 7,645,968 views
curated content from YouTube

Dodge Gives Macho A New Meaning

This ad of the durango is brilliant. Representing how men feel about cars in comparision to women, the humor is not out done and the dialogue is strategically used.

cars
by seansky17 | video info

1 rating | 2,795 views
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Toyota: Es Una Trampa

All I can say is catchy..catchy..catchy. I don't want to give away too much on this. Make sure you have your glasses to read this one. Ha Ha

Toyota: Es una trampa!
by chamullo2k | video info

88 ratings | 46,764 views
curated content from YouTube

GM Robot Super Bowl Commercial: All By Myself

Aww..Even robots get a dose of reality on how much men love their cars. "All By Myself" aroused criticism from suicide-prevention advocates after its debut in 2007. What was GM defense? Quality. Pathetic isn''t it?

GM Robot Super Bowl Commercial
by ShortbusTV | video info

750 ratings | 812,739 views
curated content from YouTube

Funny Toyota Commercial

Its what I've been saying all along...proof..I just love it! Totally hilarious!

funny commercial Toyota attraction
by profilerk | video info

3 ratings | 5,680 views
curated content from YouTube

So Tell Me Which Was Your Number One Commercial Ad?

Bet I Know Which One. Ha..Ha.. I have reposted the videos here so if you haven't watched it above you can watch them again here. Each video lasts anywhere from 30 seconds to 1 minute so they're pretty short. AND PLEASE VOTE.

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Audi R8 Superbowl Commercial

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Toyota: Es una trampa!

Toyota: Es una tramp... 0 points

GM Robot Super Bowl Commercial

GM Robot Super Bowl... 0 points

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"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said, "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniel's every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid and don't exercise at all."

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Is Your Engine Overheating? Cool off with this car joke

Last week I went to the local one dollar store. The problem was that I was in there for roughly 6 minutes and when I came out the first thing my eyes spotted was him - a Motorcycle cop busily writing a parking ticket...

Naturally, I spoke to him: "Yo officer, why don't you cut a guy some slack?"
He totally ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I mumbled pencil neck Nazi just loud enough for him to hear. He glanced at me and started writing another ticket for having colored head tail lights.

So I called him a sad excuse for a human being. He then completed the second ticket and placed it on the car with the first. Next he started to write a third ticket!

This continued consistently for roughly 26 minutes...the more I verbally abused and threw insults at him, the more tickets he issued.

But hey, I don't give a damn. My car was parked at the next block.

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Would You Like To Give A Prediction?

How are men and women going to feel about cars now after visiting this lens?

My prediction

Reader predictions:

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ashmoon, at 6am on December 13, 2010 predicts:

depends what car your talking about..oh and what the woman in question!

troyr4321, at 5am on December 13, 2010 predicts:

Still prefare WEomen

Mujjen, at 4pm on October 17, 2010 predicts:

Women will be more appreciated....we can only hope!

AndySamuels, at 12am on June 7, 2010 predicts:

to make your own reality. Women own their own luxury cars these days - um I call her my offsider (like a big handbag) and she's mine, mits awf hubby!

_Joan_, at 9am on October 12, 2009 predicts:

That given the choice of a world without cars or a world without women, men would see the light and let the cars go.

 
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