Car is better than a woman!

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HERE'S WHAT I THINK

Car Is Better Than A Woman


Now it may sound ridiculous that women should be

compared to cars but men do it all the time. They

can't help themselves. So I figured if you can't beat

them join them. Now not all men figure car is better

than a woman but for those who do I understand why...

"A man and his car are one.
He can relate to it and
connect to it on a level
that women cannot."

Secret Revealed - Why Men Think Car Is Better Than A Woman 

Ask yourself this question. Would you put somebody else before you? Well there you have it! I'm sure your answer was no. The number one reason why men think car is better than a woman is because he sees a car as part of himself! And nobody puts someone before themselves. Women on the other hand view their cars as a separate entitity. Now that's a whole different story

My Personal Experience 

The Author tells of her experience...

I'm sure a lot of women can relate to me when I say this but men really do make us feel at times that their car has first priority in comparison to us. Any woman who has dated a mechanic or a car sales rep, or a race car driver know exactly what I mean. Car tend to become our biggest rivals in the relationship. Loneliness, resentment, loss of personal self esteem, jealously becomes ten times more magnified than it would in a normal relationship with men whose career and lifestyle doesn't revolve around cars. And even women in normal relationships have their share of competition with car. Don't slam the door! This is my car! Get Out! No you can't come! I'm using my car tonight! These familiar phrases tell a woman that car is definitely better than her. My gosh! You would think that some things are understood between you and your partner but car - isn't one of them and it's not up for discussion either!

Hmm..Cars versus Women..Who Is Better? 

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Cars Are Great But... 

I'm sure others will understand when I say..

I Love Women But.. 

I'm sure you can see why I think...

I Love Cars And I Love Women And.. 

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Guys no need to go gloating to your girlfriends and provoking them..remember it's a bit silly that women should be compared to an inanimate object!

Ladies I'm a woman too and I'm actually on your side. Let's just try to find some humor in the statement. It might even help us better understand our men too and of course men might be able to step inside our shoes for a moment and better respect us too.

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Is Car Better Than A Woman? 

Which road are you taking? Never mind it's built for two so just honk, honk, honk! Might be helpful to add your reason why you think car is or is not better than women

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Yes, monkeybrain. I'm not gloating when I say this - but car is better than a woman!

stewart says:

Cars won't randomly dump you and decide they never want to see or talk to you again.

preston says:

Well woman just hot and hard on bed while car is always cool so I say car. Besides you need the car to bring in the b**

mike says:

It's the worlds oldest truth?Car since its birth has never ceased to capture a man's interest

Jason says:

Car is better than a woman. Its a real head turner and it doesn't have to be the best thing on four wheels to catch my attention. Its all about the performance.

spunkyduckling says:

Car is better than a woman. Hey don't eat my head off that's just how I feel. After all car takes first priority in most men life

No way monkey brain. In kind tactful words women are better than cars here's why!

blackie says:

Women! Cause I am a porn addict!

crimsoon says:

Yay!!! Women, I voted the chicks because I looked at if it was like last 20min of my life-no regrets!!!!

sandyspider says:

Woman don't break down as often as a car. A car (in general) is more expensive to get repaired.

magenta says:

I would class a car and woman as equal. You can't live without either and both will keep you warm on cold nights in their own way. But I would have to say there would be more happiness in the long run with a woman even if she cost more than a car. LOL

blackjack says:

I say women cause I am a porn addict

 
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Obsessed With Your Car? 

Time to get real. Never underestimate how far a man's obsession with his car can go. This terrorist proof VOLKSWAGON commercial can become the reality of how much we love our cars and once in it, surrender our safey and our lives to these contraptions.

For obvious reasons this VW commercial was banned as it demonstrated how small but tough the polo is.

VW Polo Commercial

Funny VW Polo Commercial. Anybody offended by this should only be a terrorist.

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Well..I Can See One Reason Why Car Will Never Be Better Than Any Woman 

Because no true man would resort to this! - Having sex with his car...

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Ad for a hands free card for new renault model

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But Hey Car Is Not Only Better Than Women Some Men Think Its Better Than Men Too. 

Don't Touch My Car. Funny Fiat Palio And Cyclist Advert.

There are some things we'll never share. Our car and the road.

Don't Touch My Car

dont ya dare touch my car!!! Ad by Fiat Palio.

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Ready To Shift Gears?

Here are my list of the top TEN TV Car Ads that will start your engine revving. (placed in no random order)

Best Mercedes Commercial Ever 

Mercedes Benz - "Not In This Weather". Demonstrating unrelenting and unexpected reliability I present to you the 4-matic all-wheel-drive system

Best Mercedes Commercial Ever

Never say never.

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Toyota Rav 4 

Far from reality? Think again! Creepy? Yes! Hilarious? Yeah that too! A Rav four is a great escape and welcome to the victor.

Toyota:car commercial

Toyota:car commercial

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Funny Audi R8 Commercial - "The Hostage" 

This is one I'll remember to for a long time. I must appraise Audi...

Funny Audi R8 commercial - cool Audi ad - "The hostage"

Funny Audi R8 commercial from december 2008. The über cool Audi R8 ends up being in caught in a tight place in this cool Audi ad. Who said the perfect hostage? V8 version shown. Directed by Anders Wils / anders(a)twintwin.org. More Audi commercials and other funny commercials: www.andco.dk

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Best Vw Commercial Ever 

Best VW-Commercial ever

she: What? REV COUNTER? He: yyeeah... No No. uuh, I didn't say that. She: Yes, YOU did... He: hmmm :(

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Dodge Gives Macho A New Meaning 

This ad of the durango is brilliant. Representing how men feel about cars in comparision to women, the humor is not out done and the dialogue is strategically used.

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funny car commercial

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Audi R8 Superbowl Commercial 

It's between the sheets folks! That's all I can say for this one. An unpleasant surprise

Audi R8 Superbowl Commercial

Audi R8 Superbowl Commercial, clearly inspired by the famous godfather scene. The man in bed is Alex Rocco, who played the part of moe greene, in the original godfather film.

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Toyota: Es Una Trampa 

All I can say is catchy..catchy..catchy. I don't want to give away too much on this. Make sure you have your glasses to read this one. Ha Ha

Toyota: Es una trampa!

Video publicidad toyota trampa

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GM Robot Super Bowl Commercial: All By Myself 

Aww..Even robots get a dose of reality on how much men love their cars. "All By Myself" aroused criticism from suicide-prevention advocates after its debut in 2007. What was GM defense? Quality. Pathetic isn''t it?

GM Robot Super Bowl Commercial

My favorite Super Bowl commercial

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Funny Toyota Commercial 

Its what I've been saying all along...proof..I just love it! Totally hilarious!

funny commercial Toyota attraction

can Toyota echo attract you that much ? sexy woman chase more at http://www.bestsbest.com

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BMW Car Commercial. 

BMW funny

a funny commercial about BMW

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So Tell Me Which Was Your Number One Commercial Ad? 

Bet I Know Which One. Ha..Ha.. I have reposted the videos here so if you haven't watched it above you can watch them again here. Each video lasts anywhere from 30 seconds to 1 minute so they're pretty short. AND PLEASE VOTE.

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Best Mercedes Commercial Ever

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Funny Audi R8 commercial - cool Audi ad -

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Audi R8 Superbowl Commercial

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Toyota: Es una trampa!

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CAR IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN REMEMBER? 

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"Oh! My Mistake. You Are One Of Those Who Think Women Are Better? Well lucky you..." 

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There is a story behind this picture:

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an old lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said, "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniel's every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied.

I'm Sorry..Can't We All Just Get Along? 

This commercial not only accomplished what it set out to do but it got teen generation Z in love with house music.

Mitsubishi Eclipse Commercial

The famous commercial featuring "Days go By" by Dirty Vegas.

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Is Your Engine Overheating? Cool off with this car joke 

Last week I went to the local one dollar store. The problem was that I was in there for roughly 6 minutes and when I came out the first thing my eyes spotted was him - a Motorcycle cop busily writing a parking ticket...

Naturally, I spoke to him: "Yo officer, why don't you cut a guy some slack?"
He totally ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I mumbled pencil neck Nazi just loud enough for him to hear. He glanced at me and started writing another ticket for having colored head tail lights.

So I called him a sad excuse for a human being. He then completed the second ticket and placed it on the car with the first. Next he started to write a third ticket!

This continued consistently for roughly 26 minutes...the more I verbally abused and threw insults at him, the more tickets he issued.

But hey, I don't give a damn. My car was parked at the next block.

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Wonder if this guy treats his car better than his woman? 

Funny Kia Spectra Ad

Watch it carefully. This guy expresses how much he loves his car from beginning to end. Check out his funny idea for thief proofing his car

Men love cars

Men love cars

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Would You Like To Give A Prediction? 

How are men and women going to feel about cars now after visiting this lens?

My prediction:

spunkyduckling, at 2pm on October 1, 2009 predicts:

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_Joan_, at 9am on October 12, 2009 predicts:

That given the choice of a world without cars or a world without women, men would see the light and let the cars go.

spunkyduckling, at 1pm on October 5, 2009 predicts:

That after reading this lens a lot more men will respect women a little more, at least when it comes to their cars

spunkyduckling, at 12pm on October 5, 2009 predicts:

That a lot of women are going to have to argue their position with a car. Because now your eyes are opened to how men really feel about cars

 
 
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