Need A Laugh? Enjoy These Great Carrot Jokes!
Carrot jokes? Brenda, you have to be joking! Yes, indeed I am...this page is full of carrot jokes and I hope to keep finding and adding more!
Do not ask me how I got started on this carrot theme -- or I will tell you it all started with an innocent little e-mail that I received about those innocent and healthy looking baby carrots. The e-mail made some claims, some that were true and some that were not, and did not include a source. This set me off on a quest for the truth. The result, after hours spent searching the internet, was a page called Baby Carrots ~~ When Is A Carrot Not A Carrot.
Then came a page I had been wanting to write even before I received the baby carrot e-mail about a delicious recipe. This page is called The Best-Ever Carrot Cake Recipe and it really does feature the best-ever carrot cake recipe. It is a recipe that we try not to have too often in our house...because despite the fact that carrot cake contains nutrition, it also contains calories!
Then I wrote a fun page called The Carrots Had a Photo Fight Tonight. It allowed me to showcase, with the permission of the photographers, some of the amazing carrot photos that I found posted at Flickr.com. If you have not seen this page, you will want to visit it and vote for your favorite carrot pictures.
Whoa, Brenda! How did you go from there to the subject of carrot jokes???
Well, during the time I spent creating all of these great carrot-themed pages, I saw so many funny carrot jokes that I thought this would be a fun page for carrot fans around the world. Plus this page would give me a gathering place (or in Squidoo terminology) a lensography for my carrot-themed pages. I hope you find it entertaining.
Photo by KayVee.Inc.
Related Topics:
The Best-Ever Garden Salad Recipe * Baby Carrots ~~ When Is A Carrot Not A Carrot * Looneyspoons is Low-Fat Food Made Fun * Crazy Plates: Low-Fat Food So Good, You'll Swear It's Bad For You * The Best-Ever Carrot Cake Recipe * The Best Salad Spinner
Now, something's sure to Turnip,
To prove you can't be Beet;
So, if you Carrot all for me
Let's let our Tulips meet.
~~ Author Unknown
Snowmen, Or Is It Carrots, Around The World Have Suffered This Fate...
He's worked hard and now he's hungry! The snowman looks scared and I do not blame him one tiny bit!
Photo by delightfuldels.
Knock Knock
Carrot
Carrot who?
Do you carrot all about me!
Anyone In Your Family Need One Of These Shirts?
No carrots allowed!
Orphaned bunnies...
Once upon a time, an infant rabbit was orphaned and a family of squirrels adopted it and raised it like it was one of their own. This process led to some strange activities in the rabbit. It liked to run up trees the way its step-siblings did rather than hopping on the ground. Plus it ate acorns and nuts rather than carrots. When it was half grown, it realized something was different and approached its step-parents to discuss the issue. He told them that he was not sure of his role in the world and that he was dejected. His step-parents told him, "Don't scurry. Be hoppy."
Photo by elias_mar.
The World is My Carrot
Funny carrot t-shirt!
Yes, It Is True ~~ Carrots Are Destined To Be Vegetables For The Rest of Their Lives
The uninjured carrot called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured carrot was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery.
After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured carrot, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through."
"The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life".
Photo by rerinha.
A Page Dedicated To Amazing Carrot Photography
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Carrot Pictures or The Carrots Had a Photo Fight Tonight
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Carrot pictures a plenty you will find on this page and, despite the fact that this is meant to be a fun page, you will also find a few carrot facts thrown in amongst all of the great photographs! What exactly is a carrot? You probably already...
A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose.
The doctor told him he wasn't eating right.
Photo by mollypics.
Have You Heard About the Innocent Little Baby Carrot Controversy?
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Baby Carrots ~~ When Is A Carrot Not A Carrot?
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North Americans love baby carrots. Even more than regular, ordinary carrots. We love them because they are a fresh, ready-to-eat vegetable packaged in a convenient format. A wonderful snack food! We put them on party plates, in our kids lunches and i...
Carrot Cake Is No Laughing Matter
This carrot cake is a serious matter!
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The Best-Ever Carrot Cake Recipe
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Carrot Cake. WOW. Why should you eat carrot cake? How about because they are a great source of fiber, vitamins, nuts and other nutrients? How about just because they are delicious!!! I didn't know I loved carrot cake until I made this delicious re...
Do I Smell Carrots?
Photo by nushuz.
Hoppy Meal Poster
If you know someone who is crazy for carrots, and lives in a carrot house, this may be the perfectest gift on Earth.
Follow These Links To More Great Joke Pages
- Carrot Funstuff and Craft and experiments
- Carrot Museum delving into the history,health, nutrition, good recipes and craft items, also jokes and puzzles, cultivation and growing tips
- Jokesareawesome.com
- Jokes Are Awesome, a great source of jokes on many subjects.
- Joke Puns (Pun of the Day)
- A fun page which issues puns each day! Page is searchable by topic.
Bugs Bunny in a Carrot, A Warner Brothers Bean Bag Plush
I'm not sure if this is funny or more like a nightmare for Bugs Bunny!
Carrot Art
Photo by Mirm.
Unique Carrot and Rabbit Themed Gifts
Here you will find assorted types of carrots, rabbits, bunnies and even the Easter bunny!
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Thank you for being a friend!
Katinka has been an invaluable source of assistance to me as I have learned how to be a lensmaster. From our first e-mails about jigsaw puzzle pages to our most recent correspondence about keyword research, Katinka has been a wonderful resource.-
Vegetarian Health Tips
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My collection of health tips for vegetarians. There is a lot of news about healthy foods these days and some of it just doesn't fit the vegetarian diet. This is my attempt at keeping it all straight and simple (and with as few pills as possible). I'...
Photo by GregScott
More Food Jokes...Come Ham Around With Me!
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Ham Around With These Ham Jokes, Pictures & Humor!
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You have arrived here but maybe you cannot quite believe that there is an entire page devoted to ham humour including ham jokes and ham commercials. Well, there is and, one way or another, you have found it! This page was created because I stumbled a...
Got Carrots???
Great carrot-themed gifts. Perfect for somebunny in your life!
Got Carrots? Horse Yellow T-Shirt
Price: 18.99 
Got carrots? Tote Bag
Price: 17.99
Got Carrots? Horse Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
Price: 23.99
Got Carrots? Horse Dark T-Shirt
Price: 22.99
Janet & Greta Podleski's Looneyspoons, Crazy Plates & Eat Shrink And Be Merry Cookbooks
Three Of The World's Best Cookbooks Also Happen To Be Hysterically Funny
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Crazy Plates, A Low-Fat Cookbook By Janet and Greta Podleski
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Crazy Plates ranks way up on my list of all-time favorite cookbooks, just like Looneyspoons does. After the success of the first book (Looneyspoons), Janet and Greta Podleski were flooded with letters and phone calls from people sharing their persona...
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Looneyspoons, A Low-Fat Cookbook By Janet and Greta Podleski
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Looneyspoons may well be my favorite cookbook, ever. Definitely this great Canadian cookbook is in my top five. This wonderful, low-fat cookbook is jam packed with 150 great recipes, lots of information and some pretty great humor. It makes trying to...
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Eat, Shrink And Be Merry Another Great Low-Fat Cookbook!
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Eat, Shrink And Be Merry, the third cookbook by Janet and Greta Podleski was published in 2005. It is another fantastic, low-fat cookbook featuring over 150 wonderful recipes for your favorite foods without all the fat. The Podleskis offer common sen...
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Know any good carrot jokes? Enjoyed this page? I look forward to hearing what you think of it and receiving your contributions!
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- spirituality spirituality Nov 22, 2009 @ 12:38 pm
- Great lens, but you knew that :) Just wanted to remind you that this is featured on the Humor and Hilarity Headquarters: http://www.squidoo.com/groups/humor_hilarity
It's now transformed into a lensography and I would love it if you could feature it here, or lensroll it or something.
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- Sep 1, 2009 @ 11:18 pm
- Holy Cat! Carrot jokes that are actually funny. You are a talented person. It does take some "shutzpah" to pull this off. To reward you for your good work I am featuring this lens on Rascal the Cat's (of Why Some Cats Are Rascals) lens. He loves all things orange (he's just as vain about his orangeness and sense of humor as any carrot). And, I'll never again look at carrot sticks in the same boring light. With great love, Darcie
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- dadaas dadaas Jul 9, 2009 @ 4:49 pm | in reply to KimGiancaterino
- Great it deserves that
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- KimGiancaterino KimGiancaterino Jun 18, 2009 @ 12:10 pm
- This lens is featured on A Day of 100 Squid Angel Blessings.
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- JenOfChicago JenOfChicago May 19, 2009 @ 11:39 am
- Hilarious!
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