Cat & Dog Tales from the Funny Farmers

There are 8 of us, 5 cats and 3 dogs, but we get along perfectly. Never an unkind word, a squabble, or ...

**Percy** Hey, Brick Butt, you just knocked me off the typing chair! Look where you're going, if you want me to finish this page.

** Sam (AKA "Brick Butt" cause when he slams you with his head or his backside while doing excited wheelies - You get the idea. It hurts!)** "I'm sorry, Percy. I'm just so excited about finally getting our Squidoo page put together I needed to go find a snack to sustain me until you finish. Do you think there are any treats left in the bag on the kitchen table?

**Buddy** Sorry, Sam, I had the munchies when we started.

**Sam** I thought you said you had to make a pit stop when you left the room earlier?

**Buddy** I said that? Funny, I don't remember there being any pits in the treat bag.

**Cotton** Guys, can you focus on finishing this without bloodshed? A good first impression is very important.

Okay, perhaps we exaggerated a little. Well, maybe a lot. We're adopted siblings and we do have the rare .... the occasional ... the frequent misunderstanding. But we're good friends and work through our differences so we can pick on Jan together.

We're glad to meet you and hope we can be friends.. We do like to make new friends.

And if Sam knocks Percy off the typing chair again, he might need some new friends.