If cats could talk, they wouldn't. -Nan Porter
You can also learn more about me, exhibitions, and my other art by visiting my website, Painted Primate.
Lap Cat
Ha ha! I'm unaware of my own mortality!
The cat lives in the moment of life, a state where the inevitability of death is unknown.
Lucky jerk.
Orange Sweater
Rubber ducky, you're the one...
View From The Tub
Obsessed with bathtime? No, not me!
Pussietoes
Nobody likes to scoop the litterbox
People have told me that it looks like the human leg and foot are part of the cat, as if he is some kind of chimera. Really it was just Horatio sleeping in between my knees (We're not discussing that.) The wallpaper in the background features a one-legged bird bowing and turning its head backwards... we inevitably twist animals into conforming to an unnatural mold when we domesticate them. Sort of like what we do to ourselves.
Dragonfly
I believe in Sasquatch
Think I'll plant 'em again next year.
Red Muumuu
Nobody ever gets what they want and that is beautiful
Everything is so beautiful and temporary; it's unbearable. Just go away and leave me alone with my cats. Petting them always makes me feel better. Let me hide in this tent of muumuu. Muumuu larger than a bath, larger than a room, larger than a house. A muumuu large enough to swallow up the whole universe, and end this beauty and suffering, once and for all. Easy To Hold
Do black strawberries taste like licorice?
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Reviews from Yelp
Here's what Yelpers have to say about Arts & Entertainment in 19144
- Philadelphia Phillies (Philadelphia)

- "The best place to see a ball game and of course they have by far the smartest and most devoted fans! They know who to boo and who to cheer. For example:..." more
- Philadelphia Museum of Art (Philadelphia)

- "This museum has location, location, location! you can pretend to be Rocky and jog up the big steps, take a photo with a huge Rocky statue and then see the..." more
- Kimmel Center For the Performing Arts (Philadelphia)

- "makes you proud to be a philadelphian to have this kind of venue in your city. the show was fantastic. the artchitecture is breathtaking. the $8 mini glass..." more
- 941 Theater (Philadelphia)

- "Very chill spot. This is a warehouse venue with good sound and a huge outdoor deck. The venue host everything from independent film fests to electronic..." more
- Citizen's Bank Park (Philadelphia)

- "Love this place. I'll keep it short and sweet: Scalped tickets for $20 a piece when face value was $35. Drank Prima Pils, Sierra Nevada pale ale and..." more


