A Cat's Life - from the cat's mouth

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There is a price to pay for fame

For any cat on the rise to stardom, the first thing he must do is compile a picture of where he has been and where he is going. It's not good enough to just suddenly burst onto the scene with all of your medals clinking, your ribbons shining, your awards catching the sunlight and your pawprint immortalised in pavements. Your fans need more.

Your admirers want to see the full picture. They clamour for details of your family background and your youthful escapades. They want to know when you fell down as well as when you leapt up. Your fans demand to see all of you - no holds barred. They want to know what makes you tick. It's the price you pay for fame.

This then, is my Catography

From the tough beginning

My early days

Abandoned by my mother, my paternity unknown, lost and lonely in the big city, I nevertheless kept my chin up and my claws sharp - I knew I had a destiny.

After some days of wandering I spotted a cottage by a creek. The exterior was humble yet clean, smoke was rising from the chimney, there was plenty of shrubbery for concealment and, better still, on the front verandah was a comfy basket just the right size for a cat. It looked inviting.

There was a large and ferocious feline matriarch who owned that basket, but some judicious whimpering on my part worked perfectly..

With my already developed charm and quick ability to ingratiate myself, I had the woman in the cottage eating out of my hand..Soon, I was eating out of her hand!

My artistic talents

Right from the start I loved to read. Fortunately the woman had plenty of books about and encouraged me in my passion. Many an evening I napped on the bookshelf, lost in far-off worlds, imagining myself as Puss in Boots or the Cat who looked at a King.

I developed a talent for writing very early. It was a result of my early abandoned days and the total immersion in the fantasy world of fictional cats.

I learned to imagine, to use the world of literature as escapism, to dream.

Catwings

The Series that Inspired Me to Write

Ursula K Le Guin writes excellent and exciting tales with cats as main characters. When I first saw Schindler's illustrations, I believed the cats were real. Perhaps, somewhere, there really are cats with wings ......

The Catwings Collection (4 Volume Set)

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This is the story of four young cats with wings venturing into the countryside from their rough city life. A wonderfully crafted story about the journeys all living things must make.

My Artistic Nature prevailed

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More of my artistic nature

I appreciate the finer literature from people

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Blogging is a Way of Life for Me

I took up blogging originally as therapy when I lost an old feline friend. I was depressed, despondent and didn't know what to do with myself. Then I realised that the woman kept herself busy clack-clacking on her computer keyboard, stopping only occasionally to grab a tuna sandwich. Nothing seemed to worry her for long.

When she retired for the night I took a long look at what she had been doing. She was writing in a blog!

Like a thunderbolt it hit me! I, too, could write my own blog!

So, Old Cat Gossip was born.

It's a Cat's Life

Where does the day go to?

Busy, busy, busy, I'm always busy, but I can spare a few moments for the camera.

This is my day, captured for Posterity. I am open to Hollywood offers.
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My Squidoo Journey

In the April of 2009 I discovered that Squidoo has no resident cat writers!

How can people learn anything about cats if there is no one to guide them? In typical unselfish manner, I have set about to right this wrong, to plug this gap, to fill the terrible void in Squidoo.

Please allow me to show you the lenses I have made from the cats eye view.

I want to be the first Cat to make Giant Squid

Can I reach my goal?

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I AM the first Cat to make Giant Squid!

w00t !

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Happy News!

I'm now a Giant 100 Club Cat!

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And more than that! Purple Stars!

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Magic, Cats and other Nonsense

Can you believe some people?

For ever so long, thousands of years, cats have been regarded as mysterious creatures with supernatural powers.

I can assure you that these strange beliefs didn't disappear during the dreadful days of the witchcraze. This ignorance is still around.

There's just no way of knowing how many cats were tortured and slaughtered at that time. Even more appalling, the number of women cruelly murdered with full State and Church blessing is downright horrific. Estimates range from 120,000 witch burnings to two million.

Even one is one too many.

Cats and Magic

Not just Black Cats and Black Magic

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True Confessions of a Cat

Even cats play games

All work and no play makes Vlad a dull cat. A very dull old cat indeed. You have to keep your little grey cells up to par, at their peak of excellence, the whole time - stretch your brain, keep mentally active!
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My Cat Reviews

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My Cat Cousins

Different breeds of cats

There are just so many cat relations in the world! It's a good feeling to have a large family and I'm trying, in my own small way, to catalogue them all.
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Cat-opoly, the Board Game!

Buy your favourite cats such as the Tonkinese, the Ragdoll, the Abyssinian, the Sphinx or the Maine Coon. Land on Catnip and collect everything in the centre of the board. Collect Litter Boxes and trade them in for Fish Bones.

You may have to pay dog tax to get past the neighborhood bully, a spike collared bulldog, or worst of all, you may fall in the water and be out for three turns. Cat-astrophic!...there's nothing madder than a wet cat!

Cat-opoly Board Game

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For ages 8 and up, 2 to 6 players.

Cat-opoly is great fun for family and friends. A perfect gift for all cats and their companions.

All Companion Cats have a Common Ancestor

Cats came out of Africa

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My Big, very BIG cousins

How I admire the BIG cats of the world!

Sadly, because of the senseless, stupid and selfish actions of people, most of these cats are about to join the smilodon in the catastrophic category of extinct species.

Threatened Cats

Sadly, these cats are in danger

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An Exciting Cat from the Past

A remarkable extinct cat

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Not all Cats are really Cats

Some are objets d'art

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Bizarre Cats in Australia

Scary Cats

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The best Role Models for Cats

For the young kitten to emulate

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Cats and Dogs together - is it possible?

For people with cats and dogs

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We may live together but we are the BEST

Cats Rule - Dogs Drool

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Important for People to read

Important information for people with cats

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In Sad Times ...

Grief comes to all of us

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In Festive Times ...

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I'm an expert at choosing gifts

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I'm not spooked by Halloween!

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To sum up my Cats Eye View

I intend to continue my fight for recognition of feline talent with an infusion of lenses from the view of a cat.

If in some small way I can give an example to younger cats, if I can encourage a talented kitten to develop latent talents, if my efforts raise the status of cats in society, I will be content.

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