Who is Charles The Hammer

Charles the Hammer stood up to the Islam invasilon that had rampaged and pillaged through Spain. Even then Abd er Rahman, had a Fatwa from the Caliph to teach unbelievers a lesson, but he failed dismally when he came up against Charlie. Charles didn't have the problem of fighting for oil, because nobody knew of it's existance then, so he had no problem vanquishing the Arabs, unlike now where everybody in the Western World falls over to accomodate them. One day we will run out of oil, tough shit on Islam then. He was the grandfather of Charlemagne.

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