Charlie Sheen Quotes
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Quotes from Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen's quotes have given Facebook users enough status updates to last a long while. Sheen has appeared on several morning talk shows spouting jibberish that's never been spoken before and whether he's winning or not, his quotes are one of a kind.
Check out Charlie Sheen's latest quotes below as well as t-shirts and other memorabilia featuring Sheen's latest quotes. A few of those featured are "Winning", "Tiger Blood", "Adonis DNA" to name just a few.
Updated as often as Charlie Sheen keeps talking and tweeting! Check out all the latest Charlie Sheen Twitter News.
Just added the Charlie Sheen quote song. Word is Charlie's been using these kind of quotes for awhile now. At least he around 20 years ago when he published a poetry book called, A Peace of My Mind
--it's hard to get now, as it was a limited publishing.
Photo: I have tiger's blood and Adonis DNA by slicker213
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Updated May 20, 2012.
Check out Charlie Sheen's latest quotes below as well as t-shirts and other memorabilia featuring Sheen's latest quotes. A few of those featured are "Winning", "Tiger Blood", "Adonis DNA" to name just a few.
Updated as often as Charlie Sheen keeps talking and tweeting! Check out all the latest Charlie Sheen Twitter News.
Just added the Charlie Sheen quote song. Word is Charlie's been using these kind of quotes for awhile now. At least he around 20 years ago when he published a poetry book called, A Peace of My Mind
--it's hard to get now, as it was a limited publishing.Photo: I have tiger's blood and Adonis DNA by slicker213
Browse more Charlie T-Shirts
Updated May 20, 2012.
Charlie Sheen Quotes
The Latest
I wouldn't say Charlie's quotes are inspirational, thoughtful, or even from a very deep place. However, they are unique, interesting and way out of the box. Here's just a few. Along the page you'll see some of the Sheen quotes featured in red.
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- "I don't think people are ready for the message I'm delivering."
- "There's my life. Deal with it. Oh, wait, can't process it? LOSERS!"
- "The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning."
- "Just sit back and enjoy the show."
- "Surprise. That's what winners do."
- "Winning. Everyday."
- "I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips."
- "Wow. That's epic."
- "Bi-polar? The Earth is bi-polar."
- "Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it that way."
- "I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond I cured myself."
- "I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitchin'"
- "I am grandiose. Because I live a grandiose life."
- "I've spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold."
- "The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.""
- "If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently."
- "I'm living inside the truth. And the truth doesn't change."
- "I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total, bitchin' rock star from Mars."
- "I exposed people to magic."
- "Park your nonsense."
- "I dare you to keep up with me."
- "The wildfires are spreading. The meek are scattering."
- "Park your nonsense."
- "I take great umbrage with that."
- "It was so gnarly I can't remember."
- "Work fuels the soul."
- "He has no salt in his soul."
- "Can't is the cancer of happen"
- "I don't live in the middle anymore. That's where you get slaughtered. That's where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen."
- "I blinked and I cured my brain."
- "The nights I don't sleep it's because there's a higher calling telling me to stand guard,"
- "I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man"
- "I'm dealing with fools and trolls."
- "What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom."
- "I'm bi-winning. I win here. I win there."
- "I am on a drug - it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it, you will die."
- "Ready for my next fastball, world? Plan better applies to everything where an excuse now sits. Try it. U won't be wrong. Ever." via twitte
- It's (life) perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary.
- Dying is for fools.
- I've got poetry in my fingertips.
- I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.
- I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity.
- I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren't special. People who do not have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.
- You've been warned, dude. Bring it.
- Come on bro. I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying. I wasn't even warm.
- Bring me a challenge somebody, because you know....it just ain't there.
- You can't process me with a normal brain.
- Bring me Dr. Clown shoes.
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If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you'd be like, "Dude! Can't handle it--unplug this 'thing'". It fires in a way that's maybe not from uh.........this terrestrial realm.
I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total, bitchin' rock star from Mars
WINNING! Dark T-Shirt
"Winning" has become Charlie Sheen's motto as of late. This shirt features Sheen's winning motto very simply, but everyone who's watching the news will know the reference.
Price: $26.99 
Charlie Sheen's Latest Twitter Quotes
Updates from Charlie Sheen on Twitter
Don't miss Charlie Sheen's latest twitter updates; he's thrown quite a few quotables out there:
Sheen Quote of the Day (from Jimmy Kimmel)
Jimmy Kimmel pulls together some of Charlie Sheen's latest quotes in this collaborative clip:
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"I've got tiger's blood and adonis DNA...."
Charlie Sheen Quote T-Shirts
The Charlie Sheen quotes hit the tees pretty quick once they started rolling out:
Today's Sheen Headlines
Latest headlines featuring Charlie Sheen, what's he saying today that will become a popular quote tomorrow? Something outlandish and out there, no doubt.
- Charlie Sheen Brings The Party To MTV Movie Awards
- The unpredictable-yet-entertaining Charlie Sheen has been added to the already star-studded list of presenters for Sunday's highly anticipated awards show. As is fitting for his party-boy image, Sheen will introduce a fun-filled celebration of the ...
- Sizzling summer: TV heats up with 'Breaking Bad,' return of Charlie Sheen
- Hey, it's the return of Charlie Sheen to TV! Aww, it's not crazy, catchphrase-spewing, drug-addled, should-be-in-a-straitjacket Sheen? No fun. / AP photo The Associated Press Larry Hagman digs into his cowboy hat collection upon returning to Southfork ...
- Charlie Sheen: I didn't buy LT's ring
- Sheen was linked to the championship bling after Taylor's longtime representative, Mark Lepselter, informed FOXSports.com he had been told the Hollywood badboy claimed the prize at auction earlier this week. But the former "Two and a Half Men" star ...
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Tiger Blood, Adonis DNA T-shirts
Charlie Sheen Quote Tees
Charlie Sheen shocked the world with his "I've Got tiger blood and adonis dna...." quote when he was interviewed on "The Today Show". Check out some of the latest merchandise featuring Charlie's words:
I've Got Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA Dark T-Shirt
Price: $23.99
Tiger Blood Women's Dark T-Shirt
Price: $27.00
Tiger Blood Women's Fitted T-Shirt (dark)
Price: $28.00
I've Got Tiger Blood & Adonis DNA Sweatshirt
Price: $32.99
"Born small, now huge, winning....bring it."
Video Clips: Charlie Sheen Rants and Quotes
Charlie Sheen Quotes
Where are all the Charlie Sheen quotes coming from? In his recent interviews, with most of the morning news shows and several talk shows, including Piers Morgan's. Check out the rants, quotes and interviews from Sheen below and listen for yourself!
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Charlie is giving the bloggers, not to mention the late night talk show hosts, so much material with his latest quotes and interviews. Check out some of the top blogs here;
- Sizzling summer: TV heats up with 'Breaking Bad,' return of Charlie Sheen
- Hey, it's the return of Charlie Sheen to TV! Aww, it's not crazy, catchphrase-spewing, drug-addled, should-be-in-a-straitjacket Sheen? No fun. / AP photo The Associated Press Larry Hagman digs into his cowboy hat collection upon returning to Southfork ...
- Charlie Sheen: I didn't buy LT's ring
- Sheen was linked to the championship bling after Taylor's longtime representative, Mark Lepselter, informed FOXSports.com he had been told the Hollywood badboy claimed the prize at auction earlier this week. But the former "Two and a Half Men" star ...
- Interview: Joan Cusack sauntering for a cause she holds dear
- It remains to be seen if Charlie Sheen will in fact participate in Saturday's Dash for Detection 5K Walk/Run for Pancreatic Cancer Research in Grant Park. The controversial actor tweeted earlier this month that he would take part, but his status was ...
Charlie Sheen Quote Song
You had to see it coming. Someone took all of Charlie Sheen's quotes and put them in a song. This video was featured on cnn:
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Charlie Sheen Twitter News
Charlie Sheen has taken over twitter. He's all the buzz and gaining followers faster than he can blink. Check out all the latest Twitter updates and news about Sheen here:
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Charlie Sheen Feedback
What do you think of Charlie''s quotes? Unique? Crazy? Insane?
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whiteskyline
Sep 13, 2011 @ 5:48 pm | delete
- Oh man i forgot about his quotes. I love them!
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Tipi
May 4, 2011 @ 8:26 pm | delete
- I thin Charlie has deep-ended, I hope he finds his way back from this craziness.
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garrekds
Mar 25, 2011 @ 10:46 pm | delete
- Charlie Sheen is hilarious, but not for any of the reasons that he would want! I don't think I've ever encountered or heard of another human being with such a big, destructive ego.
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A-Redneck
Mar 24, 2011 @ 5:56 pm | delete
- I love the show but Charlie's morals are enough to make an alley cat turn orange in embarrassment. ;)
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