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Find Winning and Bi-Winning Funny Charlie Sheen T-Shirts - Tiger Blood Not Included, DUH!

Are you ready for some gnarly, winning, and completely radical Charlie Sheen t-shirts? If you're ready to party like the rock star from Mars, then hold onto your Hot Shots DVD and be prepared to be blown away by these insanely funny t-shirts featuring Charlie Sheen quotes and references! Below, you'll find instant classics like the "Rock Star from Mars" t-shirt, the Winning t-shirt (available in quite a few styles and designs), or the Tiger Blood donor shirt. Go ahead, have a look or browse all of them here:

Funny Charlie Sheen T-Shirts

Winning Irish T-Shirt

Dying is for fools! Vintage style shirt

Winning Irish T-Shirt

"Look, you should've read the instructions before you showed up to the party. I mean I feel bad for those people but... dying is for fools." Well said, Charlie, well said. His quotes have been no less than inspirational, if you think about it. Who else has been on tirades, rants, and binges like him of such epic proportions? Show some love for winning with this classic tee. Shirt reads "dying is for fools" with a green shamrock in the middle.

This Guy is Bi-Winning T-Shirt

Doubley as good as winning!

Bi-Winning T-Shirt

This guy is bi-winning! Talk yourself up a little bit and tell about all of your recent wins, be it finding a spot close to the door at the grocery store or getting a call from Mel Gibson, or having two gorgeous goddesses live in your Beverly Hills mansion.

Also for the ladies, there's the This Girl is Bi-Winning T-Shirt, which is sure to get a chuckle or two!

Search for hundreds more funny Charlie Sheen t-shirts below:

Charlie Sheen Winning T-Shirt from Busted Tees

Turn tin cans into gold with this t-shirt!

Charlie Sheen Winning T-Shirt
From Busted Tees

Isn't it only natural that Busted Tees make a Charlie Sheen t-shirt? After all, they're at the forefront of funny shirts on the web, and have been around for ages. Specializing in college humor style apparel, Busted Tees has proven that they can make us laugh hard and maybe even change our lives for the better. Ok, that last part was a little bit of an oversell, but they have great shirts that you should check out.

Rock Star From Mars T-Shirt

His Dad's name is Martian Sheen...

bitchin rock star from mars charlie sheen t-shirt

Rock Star From Mars Sheen T-Shirt

There's no need to summarize what Charlie said on the Today Show, so we're just going to quote it word for word: "I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain." This cool tee features a bitchin' rock star from Mars rockin' out on the guitar.

Tiger Blood Donor T-Shirt

It's how Charlie overcomes his addiction, you know

Tiger Blood Donor Funny Sheen T-Shirt

When asked how he would fight his relapse from ever happening, the answer is simple. He won't fight it. He's decided with the blink of an eye that he won't succumb to that, and from there, his Tiger Blood takes right over. That is, his superior genes that allowed him to take unparalleled amounts of drugs will also help him out of the same sticky situation. Jealous yet?

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Warning Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA t-shirt

Sober Valley Lodge T-Shirt

Welcome! It's where goddesses play and Adonis stays sober

Sober Valley Lodge T-Shirt

Screw the Pasadena Recovery Center, this star doesn't need professional treatment. The Sober Valley Lodge is where you'll find this superior human (or is he Martian?) being staying sober and winning all morning, day, and night long.

Charlie Sheen Quotes T-Shirt

Quotes from Sheen that you'll never forget!

Charlie Sheen Quotes T-Shirt

Let's see, where do we begin? Includes some of Sheen's greatest hits, like:

* "You can't process me with a normal brain."
* "I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars."
* "I'm an F-18, bro."
* "Winning!"
* "I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA."
* "I'm bi-winning, duh!"
... and many more!

The Movies of Charlie Sheen - Poll

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The Vatican Assasins and the Warlocks of Doom T-Shirt

Sheen on his last crusade against boring people

The Vatican Assasins and the Warlocks of Doom T-Shirt

Originally known as a book that called upon a JFK conspiracy that had him killed in order to preserve some religious integrity in Christianity, the phrase "Vatican Assasins" is now much more closely tied to the one and only... yup, you guessed it, Charlie Sheen! He even managed to offend some of the warlocks with his use of the word (really, witches in Salem are actually upset about this). You've got to hand it to the man, he knows how to create controversy and media buzz!

Charlie Sheen's Latest Adventures

News on Google about his winning - updated live!

Charlie Sheen Brings The Party To MTV Movie Awards: The unpredictable-yet-entertaining Charlie Sheen has been added to the already star-studded list of presenters for Sunday's highly anticipated awards show. As is fitting for his party-boy image, Sheen will introduce a fun-filled celebration of the ...
Sizzling summer: TV heats up with 'Breaking Bad,' return of Charlie Sheen: Hey, it's the return of Charlie Sheen to TV! Aww, it's not crazy, catchphrase-spewing, drug-addled, should-be-in-a-straitjacket Sheen? No fun. / AP photo The Associated Press Larry Hagman digs into his cowboy hat collection upon returning to Southfork ...
Charlie Sheen: I didn't buy LT's ring: Sheen was linked to the championship bling after Taylor's longtime representative, Mark Lepselter, informed FOXSports.com he had been told the Hollywood badboy claimed the prize at auction earlier this week. But the former "Two and a Half Men" star ...
Sheen adds gloss for Caterham: CHARLIE Sheen top scored with 70 as Caterham surpassed Long Ditton's total of 193 to secure victory. Caterham won the toss on a scorching hot day at Park Avenue, and decided to bowl on a pitch described by the Long Ditton batsmen as "a road".

Some of Charlie Sheen's Best Known Movies

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Sheen has a pretty diverse body of work ranging from war movies to westerns, Disney comedies to comedy slapstick films like Hot Shots. Two of the films he's probably best known for are Major League and Wall Street, two movies that couldn't be any further different from each other. The movies below are some of his best known, finest work. Personally, I'd recommend Hot Shots because it's a great buy with two films in the pack, plus it's a classic.

A little random fact about Hot Shots: Jon Cryer makes an appearance in this film well before his co-star role in Two and a Half Men.

Sheen on the Small Screen

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Hot Shots Movie Poster

Honor the slapstick classic from 1990 with this poster!

Hot Shots Framed Poster Movie 11 x 17 Inches - 28cm x 44cm Charlie Sheen Cary Elwes Valeria Golino Lloyd Bridges

Amazon Price: $49.99 (as of 05/30/2012)

What started off as a spoof of Top Gun and other films became a success and comedy gold in its own right. With Sheen starring, the film proves that he had what it takes to make it in just about every genre of film. This would look perfect in any finished basement, bedroom, or dorm room!

Comments: What Do You Think of Charlie Sheen?

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kieranrdblack Feb 25, 2012 @ 7:08 am | delete

These shirts look great, Charlie Sheen is a legend, I'm looking forward to his up and coming Anger Management series.

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Tipi May 12, 2011 @ 9:32 pm | delete

I just got out the door and realized that I could lensroll and feature this on Quiz: Current & Classic Sitcoms, thank you!

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Tipi May 12, 2011 @ 9:23 pm | delete

I suppose it would be wrong to copy and paste chefkeem's comment, so Ill just say that it can't be said better than that. What a great lens idea!

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chefkeem Apr 9, 2011 @ 1:32 pm | delete

Well, he's an addict, and addicts suffer from delusion and grandiosity. (Been there, done that)
His support system is available, but as long as everyone feeds his delusional sense of self-worth, he won't be able to accept help. It takes humility to do that.
In a way, we, the fans, the media, his entourage...enable him to rage on. If that situation doesn't change soon, he'll die of an overdose, just like John Belushi and other great talent before him. Pity.

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CathyLou Apr 8, 2011 @ 6:27 am | delete

Those are some funny shirts! I think Charlie needs to come back down to earth. That'll be difficult with the spotlight on him at the moment...

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awelldressedbullet Apr 1, 2011 @ 5:41 pm | delete

I'm out and about for the Angels April Fools' Day Quest and leaving

~ Squidoo Angel Blessings ~

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awelldressedbullet Apr 1, 2011 @ 5:40 pm | delete

I'm out and about for the Angels April Fools' Day Quest and leaving

~ Squidoo Angel Blessings ~

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awelldressedbullet Apr 1, 2011 @ 5:39 pm | delete

I'm out and about for the Angels April Fools' Day Quest and leaving

~ Squidoo Angel Blessings ~

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hlkljgk Apr 1, 2011 @ 1:58 pm | delete

well, he's an adult; unfortunately, he doesn't seem to have a support team that looks out for his health interests around him. and i admit, he's been pretty entertaining lately. does that make me a bad person?

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Stonecutter Mar 29, 2011 @ 8:23 pm | delete

I don't particularly care what he does, I just find it interesting that his zany antics are making headline news. He does have some hilarious things to say though.

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Pastiche Mar 26, 2011 @ 4:35 pm | delete

I liked Charlie Sheen until he started getting personally out of control in public a few years ago. I'm not a fan of 2.5 men but I do like his other acting work quite a bit. Sometimes these days when I see news bites of his acting up I wonder if he's just working us all for the PR? Clever lens, great timing!

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KimGiancaterino Mar 26, 2011 @ 1:25 pm | delete

I sat at the table next to him in a restaurant once. He does have dreamy eyes. No wonder the girls go nuts!