Cheese Jokes

Here are a few great jokes for kids that are about cheese. That means that these jokes are clean, and safe to be taught to your children. This is something that they can actually repeat.

Question: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Answer: Nacho Cheese!

Question: What cheese is made backwards?

Answer: Edam (most children probably won't understand what this is, but you can explain to them that this is a cheese that is out there, and something that they can eat. The best part is that made is edam backwards.)

More Cheese Jokes for Kids

A little boy went to a birthday party in a very nice suit. When he returned home, his suit was full of holes, and his mother was mortified. When she asked him what they had done there, he replied that they were playing store and he was the Swiss cheese.

One day, at lunch at an elementary school, the cafeteria was serving Swiss cheese. A little girl received her meal and was disgusted by it. She told the lunch lady that she didn't like the holes in her cheese. To that, the lunch lady responded, that is ok, just eat around the holes and leave them on your plat.

My brother Sean stopped by a sandwich shop one afternoon and placed his order with the counter girl. She rattled off the list of condiments on the sandwich and stopped when she asked if he wanted yellow or white cheese. He responded by asking her what the difference was, to which she stated, the COLOR of course!

Here are a few great knock knock cheese jokes.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Cheese!
Cheese Who?
Cheese a jolly good fellow

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Cheese!
Cheese Who?
Cheese a cute girl!

He went on a cheese diet in order to cheddar a few pounds

That cheese joke was whey over my head

That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta

What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!