Cheesy Jokes For Kids - Kids Jokes - Funny kids jokes

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• Alec: When i grow up i want to be a millionaire. I'll own a big mansion without any bathrooms !
  
  John : Why no bathrooms ?
  
  Alec:Because i want to be filthy rich !

• Doctor, doctor, my son has just swallowed a bullet ! What should i do ?
  
  To begin with, don't point him at me !

• What is Snow White's brothers name ?
  
  Egg White ! Get the yolk ?

• Friend: I can lie in bed and watch the sun rise.
  
  Alec: So what ? I can sit on a chair and watch the kitchen sink !

• Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup ! ?
  
  It looks like the backstroke to me !

• You say your girlfriend fell overboard in shark-infested waters, but the sharks didn't bother her ?
  
  That's right. They were man-eating sharks.

• Mother: Did you give the goldfish some fresh water ?
  
  Alec No, they haven't drunk the water i gave them yesterday !

• Doctor, doctor, I have a terrible problem. Can you help me out ?
  
  Of course ! which way did you come in ?

• How many people work in your office dad ?
  
  About half of them !

• Would you like a pocket calculator for Christmas ?
  
  Not really,. I already know how many pockets i have !

• My baby's been walking since he was nine moths old.
  
  Really ? He must be very tired !

• Why is your brother crying ?
  
  Because I won't give him my piece of cake.
  
  What about his piece of cake ?
  
  He cried when I ate that too !

• Did you hear about the man who invented a comb for bald men ?
  
  It had no teeth !

• Why does your dad work at the bread factory ?
  
  He needs the dough !

• Waiter there's a twig in my soup !
  
  I'll call the branch manager !

• What did the knight in Armour say when the king gave him a medal ?
  
  You can't pin that on me !

• I always like to think the best of people.
  
  That's why I think your an idiot !

• My dad bites his nails so much, his stomach needs a manicure !

• Did you notice that ugly thing growing on my brother's neck ?
  
  Yes, it was his head !

• I feel sorry for your poor little mind - all alone in a great big head !

• They say ignorance is bliss.
  
  Then you should be the happiest girl in the world !

• Why is she standing on her head ?
  
  She's turning things over in her mind.

• I want you to accept my opinion for what it's worth !
  
  I that case, you owe me 50p ?

• Lets have an agreement. If you don't say anything, i won't listen !

• Music has a terrible effect upon my friend.
  
  It make her want to sing !