Cheesy Pickup Lines

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Cheesy pickup lines are perfect ice breakers for those awkward moments. Humor is is often a good way to get the ball rolling into a conversation. Girls may say they hate pickup lines, but it's a sure sign that you're truly interested in her which keeps the mind games down. Here's a short list of some common cheesy pickup lines. I'd like to think I was easy on the cheese but I guess it depends on one's palette.

1. I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
2. I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
3. I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
4. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
5. Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
6. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
7. I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.


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Top 10 Cheesy Pickup Lines 

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A little about the site 

GotLines.com is a collection of user submitted and rated pickup lines.

We have recently added RSS feeds for the top 10 pickup lines in 6 categories to allow easy access to the data. The pickup line comments and comebacks are starting to come in as the site builds in popularity. It's always interesting to see what people come up with. Someone always has their own take on a line or something to say about the rude and cheesy lines. Feel free to drop by and leave a line or two.

Which line do you like the most? 

A short list of classic cheesy lines you should vote on.

If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.

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Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

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I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.

1 point

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!

0 points

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

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ewan..... wrote

parang tanga to... puro mura cnbi..

Reply Posted July 09, 2009

TimothyAllen wrote...

I was just perusing the lines for some good material for my blog. I like the 11 roses pick-up line above. I no longer have a need to use the lines anymore for myself, but it always is fun to read them for a good laugh. You have several extremely funny ones here.

T. Allen
Visit Get An Ex Back Blog

ReplyPosted April 07, 2009

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cheesycornz wrote

wow astig....

nasasawa na q....

putangina gago bullshet mga tanga ulol....

aun lng^_^

sign:"mga gago kyo"

Reply Posted March 17, 2009

diggyisking wrote...

I have recently written my very own ebook about improving your dating skills and getting better with women!
The Pickup Journey, check it out, going to launch it on clickbank soon. The words that come out of your mouth when you first talk to a girl are pretty unimportant, its all about the attitude. Give a guy who knows what he is doing any line in the world and he can get the girl! Trust me :)

ReplyPosted December 19, 2008

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amanda wrote

funny.....look at this one.....your not on the menu...so what do you recommend!!!??? lol

Reply Posted December 04, 2008

 
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