Chixilog: What Are They and How to Spot One!
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Survive a Chixilog Attack - Spot a Female Gamer Who Has Balls in Real Life
Hey, online gamers! Have you ever been attacked by a wild Chixilog? Or are you wondering what a Chixilog is?
A few years earlier, the term Chixilog was just a gastronomically satisfying breakfast meal which included fried chicken (chicken), fried rice (sinagag) and a sunny side up egg (itlog). Now the word breathed a new meaning together with the boom of massively multiplayer online role-playing games or MMRPGs like Ragnarok, Flyff, and Perfect World. Chixilog is not food anymore. Now, these are guys who play and chat as female characters -- a Chixilog is a chick with eggs (or balls). And more often than not, they have one goal in mind: take the rare items of a hormone filled teenage boy.
So if you're a guy out to create romantic relationships in MMORPGs, read this article first so you can protect yourself from a rabid Chixilog's attack.
Chixilog by Kamikazee With Lyrics
The Song That Started It All!
Sadly, it is in Tagalog. But hey, watch the video and see what happens if a guy and a Chixilog meets up for the first time!
Magdamag nag aabang, mag lalaro kaya?
Ang dalagang nag tatago sa alyas na maldita
Sa dating tagpuan sa bayan ng prontera
Sa tabi ng tindahan ng madyik at sandata
Nung misan nga ay nag alay ka pa ng buhay mo
Ng kinalaban natin ang mga bagong dayo
Natalo na sila at nag yaya kang mag saya
Laging hinihintay ang makita ka
Pre-chorus:
Alas dos nung linggo (sa gotesco)
Nag polo pa ako (at nagpabango)
Nanabik habang (hinahanap ka)
Tumigil ang mundo (ng makita ka)
Chorus:
Chixilog! ako ay nahulog
Nilinlang, niloko
Alam ko na ang sekreto mo
Chixilog! ako ay nahulog
Nilinlang, niloko
Alam ko na ang sekreto mo
Adlib
Verse 2:
Walang saysay mag level at pantasya ay nasira na
Ang inipong lakas naglahong parang bula
Kaya pala ang husay mo sa espada
Si maldita ay lalake pala
Repeat pre-chorus
Repeat chorus

Typical Chixilog
Signs She's a Chixilog
You met her yesterday, she had crappy equipment. Two days later, she's donning two or three rare items!
I Admit, I Was Also One of Them!
I Was Also A Chixilog!
Yes, you've heard it right! I was a Chixilog back in the days when I was addicted to Ragnarok Online. I used to play female mages and archers. I leveled up so fast from all the help I got and, boy, oh boy, I was a rich "woman" from all the gifts I received!

Sexy Chixilog Me
Signs She's A Chixilog
You seem very close and you are falling for her, you ask for her Myspace, she does not have one. You ask for her Facebook, she deleted her's 'coz her ex was stalking her. You ask for her number, her cellphone is broken. An MSN chat, she's got no webcam.
Chixilog Resources!
Get To Know Chixilogs Better!
- Chixilog on Urban Dictionary
- Pinoy (Filipino) Slang meaning A guy who pretends to be a girl. Deriviated from the word Chix(Chick) and itlog(egg/balls/nuts/testes)
- Chixilog on Pinoy Slang
- Pinoy Slang - Chixilog
- Chixilog - Chipmunk
- Wanna hear Alvin and the Chipmunks sing the song? Here you go!
- MGA CHIXILOG ng FLYFF - Flyff Power Board
- Discusses Chixilogs (they speak in Pinoy SMS language)
- Some Random Guy on Facebook
- The guy that is most susceptible for a Chixilog attack in facebook... looking for gf.. What the?
- May Chixilog pa ba? A look at my Ragnarok Online days. | PinoyGG
- I remember my Ragnarok days back in 2004. I was invited by my friends to play Ragnarok Online, it's the biggest game out now!
A Question: To Fellow Gamers!
Ever encountered a Chixilog?
Fetching blurbs now... please stand byYes! (And I might be a Chixilog too!)
Nope. Never seen a Chixilog yet. Educate me, master!
Noimy says:
I must say that I have, but I am a girl, and my opinion on "Chixilog" is bad, they ruin the game for the real girls that really do want to play the game, like myself and can;t seem to enjoy it as much because every other player treats you like one. (Couldn't say I was a Chixilog, because I am a girl afterall).
Posted April 06, 2010
What to Do During a Terrorist... er... Chixilog Attack?
My Chixi-Know-How Will Save You and Your Items

Well, when you see a super flirty girl that responds super well to your flirting skillz, that is a strong indication that you're under a Chixilog's gold-digging schemes. So what to do?
~ Hide all your items very quick! Go to the storage and store them all. Leave nothing on.
~ Take all your money to the bank. Down to the last Zeny, Gold, Gold Piece, Gil, whatever. Don't buy her anything.
~ Play it cool, Chixilogs sense fear, excitement or anger very well. Say goodbye or BRB or AFK, play it cool.
~ IMPORTANT! Press alt+F4 immediately!
(Pressing crtl+alt+del multiple times also works.)
Signs She is a Chixilog
Too aggressive. Hey, girls fight in player vs. player rooms too, but they don't curse or kill on sight too much. If your virtual wife is like that, get the divorce ready.

Aaaw. So sweet. If he only knew...
A Blog Post from a Real Girl Accused of Being a Chixilog
And How She Enjoyed All the Attention

In Ragnarok online, there's this category of players we call Chixilogs. Literally, this means that the player driving the female character is a guy in real life. In a negative sense, these chixilogs use feminine wiles to trick their fellow players into doing them some in-game favors. This is a derogatory name that is given to those who are willing to roleplay their girl character to its full potential and swallow their in-game manhood just to get further in the game. This is also a reflection of the way society views women, in general; implying that girls are the needy ones, and guys are the providers. Guys have a certain perception of how a girl should act, look and, in the game pRO, play.
Read more from the Blog: An Invitation
Signs She is a Chixilog
She says she adores you, but has 63,906,761 and 1/2 reasons to not meet you tomorrow.

Now you know what Chixilogs are!
Now You Know What Chixilogs Are....
You Can Play These MMORPGs Safely (Thank Me by Buying, LOL)
Now, Are You Chixilog Aware?
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Wednesday_Elf
Feb 11, 2010 @ 3:37 pm | delete
- This was an education. I'm not a gamer and have never heard the term Chixilog, so had NO idea what to expect here. Very amusing read ... and I learned something new.
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prosperity66
Feb 11, 2010 @ 1:03 pm | delete
- First time I hear about it... But I'm not a gamer nor really accustomed to those online games. So, I learned something new today ;)
Dom.
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Waxing-Lyrical
Feb 11, 2010 @ 9:02 am | delete
- Up until now I wasn't Chixilog aware, but just in case I ever need to be, your very entertaining lens has forewarned me ;)
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LotusMalas
Feb 11, 2010 @ 6:17 am | delete
- Ha ha!! I am a (ACTUAL) female who has played MMORPGs so not a Chixilog, but I do have dude friends who are! Too funny!
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Kapalbility Feb 11, 2010 @ 10:39 am | delete
- Wow. An actual female gamer! You know the likes of you are rare, right? I remember asking a girl out once because she can beat me at Tekken! LOL.
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Noimy
Apr 6, 2010 @ 6:40 pm | delete
- There are quite a lot for your information, only we are usually looked down upon as Chixilogs.
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arncyn
Feb 11, 2010 @ 12:22 am | delete
- LOL Roth, no I wasn't up until I saw your lens! Very funny and creatively done lens here. *blessed*
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arncyn
Feb 11, 2010 @ 12:22 am | delete
- LOL Roth, no I wasn't up until I saw your lens! Very funny and creatively done lens here. *blessed*
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WordCustard
Feb 10, 2010 @ 2:41 pm | delete
- Very entertaining... and hopefully will save a few male gamers from the evil clutches of the chixilogs!
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Me (Not a Chilixilog Anymore)
by Kapalbility
Okay I admit, when I was addicted to MMORPG's in the past, I also resorted to becoming a Chixilog. And boy, did I become a rich wizard. What's a Chixi... more »
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