Chixilog: What Are They and How to Spot One!

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Survive a Chixilog Attack - Spot a Female Gamer Who Has Balls in Real Life

Hey, online gamers! Have you ever been attacked by a wild Chixilog? Or are you wondering what a Chixilog is?

A few years earlier, the term Chixilog was just a gastronomically satisfying breakfast meal which included fried chicken (chicken), fried rice (sinagag) and a sunny side up egg (itlog). Now the word breathed a new meaning together with the boom of massively multiplayer online role-playing games or MMRPGs like Ragnarok, Flyff, and Perfect World. Chixilog is not food anymore. Now, these are guys who play and chat as female characters -- a Chixilog is a chick with eggs (or balls). And more often than not, they have one goal in mind: take the rare items of a hormone filled teenage boy.

So if you're a guy out to create romantic relationships in MMORPGs, read this article first so you can protect yourself from a rabid Chixilog's attack.

Chixilog by Kamikazee With Lyrics

The Song That Started It All!

Sadly, it is in Tagalog. But hey, watch the video and see what happens if a guy and a Chixilog meets up for the first time!




Magdamag nag aabang, mag lalaro kaya?
Ang dalagang nag tatago sa alyas na maldita
Sa dating tagpuan sa bayan ng prontera
Sa tabi ng tindahan ng madyik at sandata


Nung misan nga ay nag alay ka pa ng buhay mo
Ng kinalaban natin ang mga bagong dayo
Natalo na sila at nag yaya kang mag saya
Laging hinihintay ang makita ka

Pre-chorus:

Alas dos nung linggo (sa gotesco)
Nag polo pa ako (at nagpabango)
Nanabik habang (hinahanap ka)
Tumigil ang mundo (ng makita ka)

Chorus:

Chixilog! ako ay nahulog
Nilinlang, niloko
Alam ko na ang sekreto mo
Chixilog! ako ay nahulog
Nilinlang, niloko
Alam ko na ang sekreto mo

Adlib

Verse 2:

Walang saysay mag level at pantasya ay nasira na
Ang inipong lakas naglahong parang bula
Kaya pala ang husay mo sa espada
Si maldita ay lalake pala

Repeat pre-chorus
Repeat chorus

Chiksilog (by Kamikazee)
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Chixilog

Typical Chixilog 

Signs She's a Chixilog

You met her yesterday, she had crappy equipment. Two days later, she's donning two or three rare items!

I Admit, I Was Also One of Them!

I Was Also A Chixilog!

Yes, you've heard it right! I was a Chixilog back in the days when I was addicted to Ragnarok Online. I used to play female mages and archers. I leveled up so fast from all the help I got and, boy, oh boy, I was a rich "woman" from all the gifts I received!

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Sexy Chixilog Me 

Signs She's A Chixilog

You seem very close and you are falling for her, you ask for her Myspace, she does not have one. You ask for her Facebook, she deleted her's 'coz her ex was stalking her. You ask for her number, her cellphone is broken. An MSN chat, she's got no webcam.

Chixilog Resources!

Get To Know Chixilogs Better!

Chixilog on Urban Dictionary
Pinoy (Filipino) Slang meaning A guy who pretends to be a girl. Deriviated from the word Chix(Chick) and itlog(egg/balls/nuts/testes)
Chixilog on Pinoy Slang
Pinoy Slang - Chixilog
Chixilog - Chipmunk
Wanna hear Alvin and the Chipmunks sing the song? Here you go!
MGA CHIXILOG ng FLYFF - Flyff Power Board
Discusses Chixilogs (they speak in Pinoy SMS language)
Some Random Guy on Facebook
The guy that is most susceptible for a Chixilog attack in facebook... looking for gf.. What the?
May Chixilog pa ba? A look at my Ragnarok Online days. | PinoyGG
I remember my Ragnarok days back in 2004. I was invited by my friends to play Ragnarok Online, it's the biggest game out now!

A Question: To Fellow Gamers!

Ever encountered a Chixilog?

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Yes! (And I might be a Chixilog too!)

Kapalbility says:

I was one... and that does count!

Nope. Never seen a Chixilog yet. Educate me, master!

Noimy says:

I must say that I have, but I am a girl, and my opinion on "Chixilog" is bad, they ruin the game for the real girls that really do want to play the game, like myself and can;t seem to enjoy it as much because every other player treats you like one. (Couldn't say I was a Chixilog, because I am a girl afterall).

 

What to Do During a Terrorist... er... Chixilog Attack?

My Chixi-Know-How Will Save You and Your Items

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Well, when you see a super flirty girl that responds super well to your flirting skillz, that is a strong indication that you're under a Chixilog's gold-digging schemes. So what to do?

~ Hide all your items very quick! Go to the storage and store them all. Leave nothing on.
~ Take all your money to the bank. Down to the last Zeny, Gold, Gold Piece, Gil, whatever. Don't buy her anything.
~ Play it cool, Chixilogs sense fear, excitement or anger very well. Say goodbye or BRB or AFK, play it cool.
~ IMPORTANT! Press alt+F4 immediately!
(Pressing crtl+alt+del multiple times also works.)

Signs She is a Chixilog

Too aggressive. Hey, girls fight in player vs. player rooms too, but they don't curse or kill on sight too much. If your virtual wife is like that, get the divorce ready.

Aaaw. So sweet. If he only knew...

A Blog Post from a Real Girl Accused of Being a Chixilog

And How She Enjoyed All the Attention

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In Ragnarok online, there's this category of players we call Chixilogs. Literally, this means that the player driving the female character is a guy in real life. In a negative sense, these chixilogs use feminine wiles to trick their fellow players into doing them some in-game favors. This is a derogatory name that is given to those who are willing to roleplay their girl character to its full potential and swallow their in-game manhood just to get further in the game. This is also a reflection of the way society views women, in general; implying that girls are the needy ones, and guys are the providers. Guys have a certain perception of how a girl should act, look and, in the game pRO, play.

Read more from the Blog: An Invitation

Signs She is a Chixilog

She says she adores you, but has 63,906,761 and 1/2 reasons to not meet you tomorrow.

Now you know what Chixilogs are! 

Now You Know What Chixilogs Are....

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Okay I admit, when I was addicted to MMORPG's in the past, I also resorted to becoming a Chixilog. And boy, did I become a rich wizard. What's a Chixi... more »

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