Welcome to my Holiday Gift Guide for Millionaires
It's not always easy buying for a millionaire in the family. What can you buy someone who truly has everything or who could afford it? You have to buy quality gifts. You have to buy interesting gifts. You have to be imaginative. If you are, (unfortunately), not a millionaire, you have to be really inventive.
Christmas is coming fast now. How did you make out last season? Now is the time to really think about taking your gift giving ability to the next level. Study the lens and get ready to do your best. It's the thought that counts so get thinking. Get creative. Get busy. Your millionaire really needs a great gift and you can be the one to provide if you follow the tips in this lens. Good luck!
Most millionaires want the quality gold, gems and luxury gifts but they enjoy simple pleasures as well. If you are a poor relative, you can give the millionaire time. Promise to take the Bentley out to have it washed for him. Offer to clean up the millionaire's ski chalet, yacht or beach house. Take on those hard labor jobs that the millionaire can't do, doesn't have the time for or can't find a reliable service person to do. You would be happy to crush ice during the millionaire's next social party. You can supervise the pool cleaner and then check the swimming quality of the water. You would be happy to taste test the vintage wine and brandy before the millionaire's next important dinner meeting.
Maybe your millionaire would savor some quality time free from the distractions of staff, electronics, automatic watering systems. Offer to trade your house to him for a week. That way he will enjoy your carefree life and you will step in to take care of his modern troubles. Maybe he'll even gain insight into the ways of the Amish people thanks to you.
These are all great time savers that any millionaire would be happy to receive. Do it up right, though. Splurge at least $5 for some good quality paper. Print off a sincere-looking gift certificate that documents your dedication to the time saving task that you are giving as a gift. When you give the gift, make sure that you emphasize just how hard you will work at the task. Toast your important gift with some of the millionaire's best scotch to seal the deal.
Now, if you are lucky enough to have a trust fund, an annuity or a great job handling the millionaire's shopping, you might want to peruse the list of tangible gifts for the millionaire that you find below. They are fantastic items for the millionaires and those of us who would like to become one.
Kato Kaelin, the best friend of millionaires.
StickyNote to consider
"A million here, a million there, pretty soon you're talking real money" - Everett Dirksen
Amazon Gold Jewelry Spotlight
Men's 14k Yellow Gold 5.9mm Cuban Chain Necklace, 22"
Amazon Price: $1,392.14 (as of 05/30/2012)
This is a nice bauble for any millionaire.
Amazon Diamond Spotlight
0.45 ct. Round Diamond Solitaire Ring in 14K White Gold - Size 6
Amazon Price: $999.00 (as of 05/30/2012)
These are pretty nice and are cheaper by the dozen.
Amazon Spotlight on the past
Citizen Kane anyone?
Amazon Mercedes-Benz 300SL Spotlight
Kid Trax 1960 Mercedes 300SL Electric Ride On
Amazon Price: (as of 05/30/2012)
The grand children can drive what the millionaire drives.
Millionaire gifts stocking stuffers
Thanks a Million!
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Amazon Tea Spotlight
1960's Guang Yun Beeng Cha Pu-erh Tea - 350g - High End Pu-erh Teas
Amazon Price: $2,100.00 (as of 05/30/2012)
The millionaire will want to invite Mother for tea soon. $2,100 for tea is a small price to pay for something this good. He may need to buy a six pack before the price goes up again.
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Amazon Party Spotlight
Gold Medal Econo Floss Cotton Candy Machine
Amazon Price: $699.99 (as of 05/30/2012)
There are only 4 left in stock. The millionaire needs to act now, way before the garden party. What a great friend you are for bringing this desperate inventory situation to light!
Amazon Spotlight Personal Review
Wurlitzer Princess CD Jukebox with Pedastal
Amazon Price: $9,481.95 (as of 05/30/2012)
Remind the millionaire that the grand children are going to have a party at the house in the new year. He doesn't want his grandson's band to play again, does he?
What people are saying on Twitter about millionaire gifts
Millionaire Poll
Keep The Most Important Thing In Mind
Pauper's Poll
Amazon Corvette Spotlight
1953-2009 Corvette Technical Data Poster
Amazon Price: (as of 05/30/2012)
Here's what you need to show the millionaire: a list of all of the available Corvettes. Offer to help him test drive the 1953, 1958 and 1969 models. You would be happy to drive it back from across the country for him.
Orbitz! can book trips to the Maldive Islands
Few ever make it to this island paradise
Show the millionaire how he can use Orbitz! to buy flights for the whole staff at once. The Maldives are great this time of year. Very relaxing. Take everyone, even the maids. You can't always trust those 5 star resort maids. Remind him that the Maldives are sinking due to rising ocean levels. He may be one of the last people to visit this fabulous destination. Prices are likely cheaper in January.
Amazon Spotlight on the missus
Turquoise Taffeta Gown with Crystal Empire
Amazon Price: $220.00 (as of 05/30/2012)
Doesn't the millionaire's trophy wife look great in this color?
Millionaire Duel Debate
Does money buy happiness?
Yes, it is what makes the world go round!
Heather426 says:
If you know how to use it wisely it sure helps make the ride smoother:)
karmicchristian says:
If you are fortunate enough to find the right malls!
Papier says:
money makes bundles of charity of the best sorts - possible
stylishimo says:
I think it is down to the type of person you are, I think money can make some people insecure in themselves, and of course having none is awful, but it is all reletive - when you have money you probably just have different things to worry about than when you have none. When you don't have money you can't afford to see your family, when you do have money maybe you can't see them because you are working all the time...I guesse I will say that money makes the world go round because I think it would make me happy.
theoxingyi says:
Money buys time, isn't time happiness?
No, but it lets you choose your own misery.
StacyBirch says:
It won't make happy, but it cam make things more easy.
Luv2help says:
Having all the money one can imagine does NOT prevent having the same emotions as those "less fortunate." Being a millionaire myself--yeah right--I imagine, laugh, get irritated, smile, get blue, curse, lose socks just like the next girl on a daily basis :) Cheers and "KEEP SMILIN' !" ~Wendy
SaintFrantic says:
No, money want buy you happiness.
prosperity66 says:
No, and it even destroys the world. Millionaires should take advantage of their present lives as they will soon come to an end... With all revolts... the world is about to turn into revolution ;)
I've never thought that money would buy happiness but indeed, as some say, it's easier to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle ;)
vauldine says:
Never! That is why I say that being a millionare does not consit only of money but other virtues as well. Maslow hiarchey of basis human neeed which have to be fullfilled.
Amazon Health Spotlight
Oxygen Infusion System & Microdermabrasion Machine
Amazon Price: $6,399.00 (as of 05/30/2012)
Remind him that Bill Gates said that he isn't getting any younger.
Millionaire's friend Quiz
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Happy holidays!
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skeffling
Dec 30, 2011 @ 11:13 pm | delete
- If it happens, it happens and it'd be fun, but I wouldn't feel I missed out if I never got to be a millionaire. Love this lens. Blessed!
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StacyBirch Dec 20, 2011 @ 11:07 pm | delete
- I only have one relative my money, he doesn't spend anything...my sister gave him socks and one year he gave my mom and uncle sparkling apple cider.
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Heather426
Dec 13, 2011 @ 4:12 pm | delete
- I want to be a multi millionaire. Think of all the good that money could fund:) More money=more charity. Merry Christmas!
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ICanCook
Dec 9, 2011 @ 11:26 am | delete
- Of course, we all want to be a millionaire.
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DanielTiley
Nov 16, 2011 @ 4:45 pm | delete
- Informative and fun as always
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sushilkin Nov 14, 2011 @ 2:32 am | delete
- like the video Great Cars for Millionaires
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karmicchristian
Nov 8, 2011 @ 3:02 am | delete
- I'll settle for a bottle of the best bubbly! :)
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AndyPo
Nov 7, 2011 @ 6:19 pm | delete
- Great idea for a lens and good fun, although a lot of millionaires are quite frugal and don't like wasting money (which is how they become millionaires) so I'd be happy with something inexpensive and fun.
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pawpaw911
Oct 31, 2011 @ 1:42 pm | delete
- Not sure why I looked at this, I'm not a millionaire, and I don't know any, but it was fun to look at anyway.
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KM9999999
Oct 22, 2011 @ 2:42 pm | delete
- Millionaires can be hard to buy for.
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Fitness2go
Oct 15, 2011 @ 7:16 pm | delete
- Is that $10,000 bill real? lol
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Papier Oct 15, 2011 @ 1:01 am | delete
- yes, I have a need to house my adult brain injured son. You know we support the latest lifesaving methods, but often then abandon the survivors
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stylishimo
Oct 12, 2011 @ 6:06 pm | delete
- Very funny lens, made me laugh! I loved the idea about swapping houses as a gift, there are some millionairs that pay to be kidnapped for a fun experience, so maybe a week living in a tenement on employment benift or somesuch holiday would appeal too, they could rent a whole block for team building exercises. I could be sitting on a gold mine lol!
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SaintFrantic
Oct 9, 2011 @ 1:32 pm | delete
- Yes, Who.
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tonymoreira
Aug 27, 2011 @ 11:33 pm | delete
- just comfortable is fine!
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prosperity66 Aug 22, 2011 @ 4:31 am | delete
- LOL. No thank, I don't wanna be a millionaire but would definitely like that excellent juke box featured on this page!
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javrsmith
Aug 17, 2011 @ 8:13 pm | delete
- Is the TV show still on the air?
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vauldine Aug 16, 2011 @ 2:04 pm | delete
- I am already one without a million dollars in cash!
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tiff0315
Apr 12, 2011 @ 10:35 am | delete
- This made me smile . . . If only, right?
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Philippians468
Jan 11, 2011 @ 10:16 am | delete
- i would love to be a blessing to others with the finances. cheers
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javrsmith
May 3, 2011 @ 10:01 pm | delete
- You have the right attitude. You're there to help those more fortunate souls.
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hayleylou
Jan 5, 2011 @ 1:42 am | delete
- I do !
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KarateKatGraphics
Jan 4, 2011 @ 10:07 am | delete
- 1500 bucks for tea -- wow! this is a super fun topic :) thanks so much for the visits & blessings!
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SereneSea Dec 31, 2010 @ 11:42 pm | delete
- It really must be a difficult thing to buy an amazing gift for a millionaire
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sheilamarie Dec 31, 2010 @ 2:24 pm | delete
- I don't know that publishing squidoo lenses could make one a millionnaire! Dream on!
Cute lens, though. I liked your quiz. I aced it!
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javrsmith
Dec 31, 2010 @ 8:47 pm | delete
- 500,000 lenses in tier two equals a million dollar a month.
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AnnaleeBlysse Dec 26, 2010 @ 4:21 am | delete
- Nice lens!
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janices7 Dec 23, 2010 @ 5:35 pm | delete
- Thanks for all the great ideas....now I know just what to get my husband ;)
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MobyD
Dec 23, 2010 @ 4:09 pm | delete
- Good lens with a droll sense of humor, er humour (I notice you're Canadian). Who knows, someone might even buy something pricey off this lens and that would feel good.
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lisadh
Dec 23, 2010 @ 11:00 am | delete
- This lens made me smile. Very creative!
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budakoyot
Dec 28, 2010 @ 3:54 pm | delete
- yeah me to ^__^
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livingfrontiers Dec 21, 2010 @ 4:03 pm | delete
- I think you have made a wonderful list for anyone actually...gold, diamonds, how about a homemade cookie plate? angel blessings!
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javrsmith
Dec 21, 2010 @ 4:21 pm | delete
- Did you see the cartoon movie Ratatouille? The effect of simple food on people can be amazing, even on millionaires.
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Ladymermaid
Dec 19, 2010 @ 6:42 pm | delete
- Now this is a very cute idea...I wish I had a millionaire in the family to buy for :)
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javrsmith
Dec 20, 2010 @ 3:08 pm | delete
- Every family needs one. Keep publishing those great lenses and you'll be one someday!
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I'm hoping to have at least 5 lenses in Tier 3 this month. That should buy bus fare!
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Hardy Zane Saltwater Fly Reel No. 1 Fly Reel
Amazon Price: $7,999.00 (as of 05/30/2012)
What's not to love about this? Made of titanium. Go ahead, fish in the salt water. Heck, this thing will last if you try fishing in the cooling water at your local nuclear reactor.
