Christmas Vacation Shirts & Sweaters

Funny Christmas Vacation Shirts

Here's your chance to be one of the jolliest assholes this side of the nuthouse by wearing one of these funny Christmas Vacation shirts. Sure maybe your house doesn't look like its on fire due to the 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights that aren't twinkling (thanks for noticing) but, there is a better way to show your Christmas spirit this year and that way is with a Christmas Vacation shirt that will bring joy to many. So spread some cheer this holiday season and show your love for the best Christmas movie ever conceived by man.

Below is a collection of the best Christmas Vacation t-shirts and sweaters featuring funny quotes and images from the movie National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

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Griswold Family Christmas Shirts & Sweaters

"That's all part of the experience, honey."

Griswold Family Christmas shirt

Griswold Family Christmas shirt

Griswold Family Christmas T-shirt shirt

Griswold Family Christmas shirt

Griswold Christmas est. 1989 shirt

"If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now."
- Clark Griswold

Clark Griswold Quotes Shirts

"Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber."

Fixed the Newel Post shirt

Russ get my hammer shirt

Little knot here shirt

Clark Griswold movie line shirt

"Clark, I'd like to try to fumigate this here chair."
- Cousin Eddie

Funny Cousin Eddie Quotes Shirts

"Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year."

Shitter was full shirt

That there is an RV! Shirt shirt

Merry Christmas Shi#ter Was Full shirt

"He worked really hard, Grandma."
- Audrey
"So do washing machines."
- Art

It's A Bit Nipply Out T-Shirt

"I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?"

Nipply Out T-Shirt shirt

"SQUIRREL!"
- Clark Sr. Griswold

Memorable Christmas Vacation Moments Shirts

Jelly of the Month, Full Sappy Tree, Under a Truck & SQUIRREL!

Jelly of the Month Club shirt

Jelly of the Month Club shirt

Little full, Lotta Sap shirt

Stuck under a truck shirt

GRISWOLDS CHRISTMAS shirt

SQUIRREL!! shirt

"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."
- Clark Griswold

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"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
- Clark Griswold

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    Congrads on reaching Squidoo Level 54 .I just got there myself.
  • TrebAllen Feb 28, 2011 @ 11:03 pm | delete
    Christmas isn't Christmas without National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
  • joanv334 Feb 9, 2011 @ 8:14 pm | delete
    Thanks for the laughs!
  • bejeezers Jan 16, 2011 @ 4:19 pm | delete
    Funny lens. Great ideas
  • JDWheeler Dec 20, 2010 @ 2:23 pm | delete
    This movie and these shirts never get old!
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Go all out Griswold-style (and no need to personally check every bulb). See the lights illuminate and hear a memorable moment from this hilarious holiday comedy. Battery operated.