Christmas Poop Treats!?!

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Christmas Poop Treats!!

Snowman Poop, Snowman Soup, Reindeer Poop and Reindeer Noses have floated around the internet forever. I've had my versions on my hard drive for quite awhile & decided to share with the Squidworld for posterity.

Imagine sending these hilarious little treats to school for the class Christmas party! What a hoot!

Take them to the office for a grown-up gigglefest; why not?

A little candy, some cellophane gift bags, curling ribbon or raffia, and some card stock and you've got the ingredients for holiday hilarity.

Enjoy!

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MMmmmm....Hot Snowman Soup! 

Now there's a few different ways to make Snowman Soup, but they're all good.

The fastest & easiest no-fuss way is to take some of the small marshmallows and put them in the small ziplock baggies with a couple of Hershey's Kisses and a candy cane.

Then, take some instant hot chocolate packets and put them in a cellophane gift bag along with the ziplock baggie.

Print or write out the poem below on some green or red cardstock and cut it to size. Punch a hole in it to attach to the back with some curling ribbon.

Zoicks! You have Snowman Soup!!

Snowman Soup
When it's so cold that
you holler and whoop,
It's time to bring out
the Snowman Soup!

Pour the packet in a mug.
Add the snowballs too.
And throw in the kisses
from the snowman to you.

Now add some hot water
and use the cane to stir it.
Sip slowly and soon you'll
feel the warm winter spirit!


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Yummy Reindeer Poop! 

Christmas Party Favor Idea

Take some malted milk balls, chocolate covered peanuts or brown (root beer) jelly beans and put them in a cheery cellophane gift bag.

Write out the poem below on colored paper or card stock and cut to size for the bag. Punch a hole in a corner to run some ribbon or raffia through.

Attach the poem to the bag. These would be great little party favors for kids' class Christmas parties or fun treats for office parties.

Reindeer Poop
I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call...
Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
neat little piles of "reindeer poop".
But to throw them away, seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking ~ you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky ~
"Well, they're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!"


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Nummy-Num Reindeer Noses! 

Great Christmas Party Favor Idea or Stocking Stuffer

I always thought these should be brown myself, LOL, but the craft group I was a member of years ago insisted they should be RED~for Rudolf's nose! Ok, cool! But I still think you could use malted milk balls for these too. Hehehe...

Use the cinnamon red hots in a ziplock baggie & attach this cutie of a poem.

Reindeer Noses
I wanted the perfect gift for you,
But couldn't decide just what to do!
I almost sent you a dozen roses -
Instead here's a bag of reindeer noses


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A Little Christmas Humor 

One of my all-time favorite Christmas funnies

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer by Dr. Elmo

Dr. Elmo made this in his living room in 1983. It played on MTV for 18+ years. Written by Randy Brooks and performed by Dr. Elmo.

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Snowman Poop!! 

Great Christmas Party Favor or Stocking Stuffer

This is for the naughty ones! All you need is some of the little marshmallows and a cellophane gift bag and this poem...put them together as we have the others and you have a funny stocking stuffer sure to widen some eyeballs on Christmas Morning!

Snowman Poop
Santa looked at his list,
Even checked it twice.
And he has seen that you
have not been very nice.
Since coal's so expensive,
Here's the scoop,
Santa's filling your stocking
with SNOWMAN'S POOP!


OR

Snowman Poop
I hear you've been naughty,
So listen, here's the scoop...
I'm running short on coal this year,
So you get "Snowman Poop"
Love, Santa


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