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Funny Church Signs Sayings

Church signs sayings are often something funny, witty, and thought provoking. The sayings on church signs are brief one liners intended to get you thinking about your personal relationship with God. The messages on a church sign are sometimes inspirational and encouraging, but sometimes they are brutally honest and force you to take a look at your own character.

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My town has a lot of churches. There is just about one or two churches every couple of miles. Each outdoor church sign has a unique quote that they tend to change weekly. There is one church that I've had days that felt like God was using that sign to speak directly to me.

Below I share some great church signs sayings and photos of outdoor church signs. These Christian slogans are designed to grab your attention. They are meant to serve as mini sermons to those who don't take the time to go inside the church for the full length version.

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Funny church signs

Often times church signs sayings are funny. They present an important message but in a clever and witty way that grabs your attention and sticks in your head. Here are some funny church sign messages.

1Many who seek God in the eleventh hour die at 10:30!
2Tomorrow's forecast: God reigns and the son shines!
3Does life stink? We have a pew for you!
4Can't sleep? Counting sheep? Talk to the shepherd.
5If you don't like the way you were born try being reborn.
6There are some questions that can't be answered by Google.
7Cars are not the only thing recalled by their maker.
8Why pay for GPS? Jesus gives directions for free.
9Walmart is not the only saving place.
10Christians, keep the faith...but not from others!
11Fathbook: God has sent you a friend request.
12Need a lifeguard? Ours walks on water!
13What on earth are you doing for Heavens sake
14A closed mouth gathers no foot.
15ETERNITY: smoking, or non-smoking?
16Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.
17The Bible - It will scare the Hell out of you!

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Inspirational Church Signs Sayings

Encouraging church signs messages

Sometimes even as Christians, we let this world beat us down. We can use words of encouragement from time to time. Sometime the messages on church signs can be inspirational and encouraging. Sometimes they remind us that God is control and He is faithful and we can trust in Him.

1The will of God will not take you to where the grace of God will not protect you.
2No problem is too great, to place in God's hands.
3If the devil is knocking at your front door, let Jesus answer it
4If you haven't heard from GOD" lately, Try sending some knee mail!"
5Faith is the postage stamp on our prayers.
6Need a new life? God accepts trade-ins
7T.G.I.F. - Thank God I'm Forgiven
8True independence is dependence on God.
9When you think God is No Where; God is Now Here.
10Is temptation knocking? Let Jesus get the door.
11Love went from the cradle to the cross.

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Wearing any of these attractive pieces of Christian jewelry will declare to the world that you have faith in God. Jesus tells us that if we deny Him, then He will tell the Father at our judgement that He does not know us. But, if we are not ashamed to proclaim to the world that we are Christians and believe in the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost that He will write our name in the book of life and we'll have ever lasting life in Heaven.

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Church signs messages that are food for thought

Since we are all sinners, even the best of us can lose our way from time to time. Sometimes a church sign message can really hit home. Some church signs sayings are extremely powerful and thought provoking. God may choose to use an outdoor church sign to grab your attention and cause you to pause and reflect about the choices you've been making.

1Faith is Not Blind, Faith is Sight Set On God.
2To be almost saved is to be totally lost.
3Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.
4God doesn't have a Plan 'B'
5God expects spiritual fruit, not religious nuts
6God wants full custody not just a weekend visit.
7If God Is Your Co-Pilot, you better switch seats!
8God should be your steering will, not your spare tire!
9Change is easier when trusting in an unchanging God!
10When God Gives a Rose, it has no thorns. He took them away at Calvary.
11Many wish to hear God, fewer will listen.

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Prayer is our main means of communication with God. It is vital that we pray so that our relationship with God remains strong and so that we can clearly discern our own thoughts and desires from those that He has planned for us. God's way is perfect; therefore, we will be happier, healthier, and better off in the long run if we listen to Him.

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Quotes and saying for church signs

Are you looking for great ideas for sayings to display on your church's outdoor sign? Here are several great resources with church sign message ideas.

Church Sign Sayings: A huge directory of messages for church signs, organized by category.
Poet Patriot: Thousands of church signs sayings.
Church Signs: Photos of outdoor church signs.

Have You Noticed the Church Signs Sayings in Your Neighborhood?

What are the slogans on your local church signs?

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randomthings May 14, 2012 @ 10:15 pm | delete

Very cute. Thanks

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Tipi May 6, 2012 @ 5:04 pm | delete

Its still just as fun to stop by again for some good old fashioned Christian humor. ~ God Bless!

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i-Dia- Apr 20, 2012 @ 6:28 pm | delete

These signs are amusing and thought provoking. I just drove by one that said, "Life is closer than it appears." Another, "Friday nights - Theology on tap."

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brendajoy Apr 14, 2012 @ 3:14 am | delete

Hi thrivingmom. I love the signs. I used to prepare our church bulletins a few years ago, and stuff like this is a perfect filler for a good laugh. I enjoy bulletin bloopers also. Lord knows I made my share! Thank you for a good lens. I am a newbie and just learning. I pushed all the appropriate like buttons. god bless you.

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JoanneOtt Apr 7, 2012 @ 5:31 pm | delete

Yes, I like to read church signs. I enjoy them all, whether they are inspirational or funny. Happy Easter!
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