Coffee Quotes

For most of us, there is nothing like a good cup of coffee to help unwind from the daily grind. Below are quotes that relate to coffee for you to browse while unwinding with your cup.

"Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of the Starbucks:
Thou annointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever."

• A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent. Anonymous
  
• Behind every successful woman... is a substantial amount of coffee. Stephanie Piro
  
• Coffee is not my cup of tea. Samuel Goldwyn
  
• Chocolate, men, coffee: some things are better rich. Anonymous
  
• No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness. Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
  
• No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. Henry Ward Beecher
  
• A morning without coffee is like sleep. Anonymous
  
• I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. Flash Rosenberg
  
• As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Anonymous
  
• Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee. Anonymous
  
• Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. David Letterman
  
• I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference. Anonymous
  
• Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. Star Trek: Voyager
  
• He was my cream, and I was his coffee - and when you poured us together, it was something. Josephine Baker
  
• Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. Alphonse Allais
  
• Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. Jessi Lane Adams
  
• Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin. Anonymous
  
• Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. Anonymous
  
• Don't drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon. Anonymous
  
• Coffee, which makes the politicians wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes. Alexander Pope
  
• Be a coffee-drinking individual - espresso yourself. Anonymous
  
• I make serious coffee - so strong it wakes up the neighbors. Anonymous
  
• I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. Ronald Reagan
  
• Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish. Anonymous
  
• I don't have a problem with caffeine, I have a problem without caffeine. Anonymous
  
• C:\COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep? Anonymous
  
• I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee. Carly Simon
  
• In Seattle you haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. Jeff Bezos
  
• Coffee: Black as the devil, Hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love. Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord
  
• Ultimate office automation - networked coffee machines. Anonymous
  
• C:>COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez. Anonymous
  
• I could smell myself awake with that coffee. Jesse Tyler
  Coffee - the first peripheral. Anonymous
  
• I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. T.S. Eliot
  
• Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis - a good hot cup of coffee. Alexander King
  
• I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy. Anonymous
  
• All the coffee in Columbia won't make me a morning person. Anonymous
  
• Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? Anonymous
  
• COFFEE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled. Anonymous
  
• The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995
  
• Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. Alex Levine
  
• Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. Anonymous
  
• I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. John Van Druten
  
• Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip, and low comedy.
• Coffee is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect democrat. Anonymous
  
• Retirement is one great big giant coffee break. Anonymous
  
• Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee. Anonymous