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Because nobody wants a hot beer

 

There's only one way to drink beer, cold!



If you want to know how to keep your beer cold, you've come to the right place.



I drank a hot beer once and the experience was so traumatic that I made it one of my life goals to ensure nobody else is subjected to this horrible experience.

#1 The fridge 

Tried and tested

For most people the humble fridge is the simplest way to keep beer cold.

I do recommend a dedicated beer fridge, set at a slightly colder temperature than your regular fridge to keep your beer icy cool. Reducing the temperature control on your regular fridge increases the risk of slightly freezing food, upsetting your partner and increasing the risk of missing out on beer entirely.


Make sure you're an environmentally conscious beer drinker by only having the beer fridge switched on when you're going to be drinking, we want future generations to be able to enjoy beer too!

#2 Bathtub filled with ice 

Essential for parties.

This works particularly well for parties where your fridge is used for trivial items like food and can't store large amounts of beer.


The beer stays very cold! Beware when plunging your hand deep into the tub to retrieve a beer, doing this a few times can increase hand numbness (or was that from the beer?).


In hot climates you might need to refill with ice at some point.

# 3 Beer on wheels 

A mobile party

Look at these Aussie guys. 10/10 for lateral thinking.

They've filled the tray of their ute with ice and beer.

It could be a disaster if they drive around like that, cold, fizzy beer....

#4 Snow beer 

Mother nature loves a cold beer

If you live in a region with decent snowfall, this one could be for you.

Just stick your beer outside in the snow!

Good for the environment and good for you (sort of).

#5 portable cooler 

Essential picnic item

The portable cooler (or esky as us Aussies call it) has been around forever.

Fill it with ice and head to your favourite picnic spot.

An esky full of ice can be heavy!

For extra laughs make sure you empty the melted ice over a friend at the end of the day.

#6 The beer barge 

Summer fun

Imagine this, a hot summer day spent in your swimming pool.

The urge for a beer hits you but you couldn't be bothered leaving the relaxing cool water.

Here's your answer, the beer barge!

And before you ask, she doesn't come with it.

#7 The Esperanza 

Save whales and keep your beer cool

If you happen to be on the Greenpeace ship Esperanza in the Southern Ocean saving whales, you could put your beer out on the deck.


It's pretty cold out there!


The seas are rough so you might want to secure the beer.

#8 Beerpod 

Music and beer

A variation on the cooler concept, keep your beer cool and listen to your pirated MP3s.

#9 Jet engine cooler 

Because even Top Guns enjoy a beer

I don't think too many people have tried this one...

Beer cooled by a jet engine?

www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/

#10 The beer cruiser 

Cool cruising

Lots of cool beer can be heavy.

Make it easier with the beer cruiser.

A good one for the golfers.

#11 Greenland Beer 

It doesn't get much colder than this

Ever heard of Greenland Beer?

Apparently Greenland's Glaciers are mineral free, making it perfect for brewing beer with.

Now that's a cold beer!

#12 Beer Coolers Made from Household Items 

Got a spare Sunday afternoon?

These guys are nuts, but funny.

http://www.myscienceproject.org/beer.html

#13 the self chilling beer can 

Long live nerds

Check this out, the self chilling beer can by Tempra Technology.

I saw an interview with the guy who invented it. Personally I think I'm more likely to see Osama Bin Laden than the inventor at my local sinking a few quiet ones.

http://www.tempratech.com

#14 The Cooper Cooler 

Hot beer to heaven in 60 seconds

I have to get one of these, the Cooper Cooler.



Stick a can in and you'll be kicking back with a coldie in no time.

#15 The Stubbyglove 

No more frostbite

How many times have you stood around, cold beer in hand, only to realise that you're on the verge of losing a finger due to frostbite?

A couple of Aussie guys created the perfect solution, the stubbyglove.

They thought the idea was so great they applied for a patent.

See the story here:

http://www.ipaustralia.gov.au/smartstart/case10.htm

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Reader Feedback 

QuantumTraveler wrote...

I had no idea there were so many ways to keep my beer cold. I really like the idea of the Cooper Cooler. Thanks.

ReplyPosted September 30, 2008

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