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How to conquer the universe from your dining room

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Put your lemon helmets on!

We're going to take over the galaxy! (Except a small planet behind Sirius that I never really liked. Weird restaurants.)

Agenda

Today's agenda:
  1. Board of Directors recruiting: Find aliens that can help us
  2. e-Learning: Instructional videos from experienced consultant, Darth Vader
  3. Procurements: get a spaceship
  4. Non-Human Resources: build a robot army

FIRST STEP: Find some help!

We must find an alien civilization to help us in adquiring knowledge, developing technologies and filing taxes (maybe they are advanced enough to understand those forms)

Find an alien civilization

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SECOND STEP: Instructional videos

Anything with Vader on it

Mr. Darth Vader, conquering consultant, author of the acclaimed method Getting Things Blown, stars in a few didactic videos. (random video, so if it's not funny, just reload)
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THIRD STEP: We need a ship

space-ship, that is

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FOURTH STEP: Amass loyal subjects

I've really got to go. Mom's cooking dinner and all that.

In the meantime, would you please build some robot army? thanks!
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Thanks and additional homework

That's enough for today. Thanks for attending this course. I really hope that will help you unwind a little and collaborate in my upcoming galactic empire.

Homework: read about some historic conquest business cases (I hope Amazon random selection doesn't pick anything disgusting)
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The Future Galaxy Empire (tm) is an equal opportunity employer.

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cmontero

Your average consultant-turned-galaxy-dictator after a bad Friday at work.

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