Put your lemon helmets on!
We're going to take over the galaxy! (Except a small planet behind Sirius that I never really liked. Weird restaurants.)
Agenda
Today's agenda:
- Board of Directors recruiting: Find aliens that can help us
- e-Learning: Instructional videos from experienced consultant, Darth Vader
- Procurements: get a spaceship
- Non-Human Resources: build a robot army
FIRST STEP: Find some help!
We must find an alien civilization to help us in adquiring knowledge, developing technologies and filing taxes (maybe they are advanced enough to understand those forms)
Find an alien civilization
Beyond Contact: A Guide to SETI and Communicating with Alien Civilizations
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Amazon Price: $18.96 (as of 07/12/2009) 
Setting-Up a Small Observatory: From Concept to Construction (Patrick Moore's Practical Astronomy Series)
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Amazon Price: $23.96 (as of 07/12/2009)
GURPS Traveller: Alien Races 1 : Zhodani, Vargr and Other Races of the Spinward Marches (GURPS Traveller)
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SECOND STEP: Instructional videos
Anything with Vader on it
Mr. Darth Vader, conquering consultant, author of the acclaimed method Getting Things Blown, stars in a few didactic videos. (random video, so if it's not funny, just reload)
THIRD STEP: We need a ship
space-ship, that is
Fetching new data from eBay now... please stand by
FOURTH STEP: Amass loyal subjects
I've really got to go. Mom's cooking dinner and all that.
In the meantime, would you please build some robot army? thanks!
In the meantime, would you please build some robot army? thanks!
How to Build a Robot Army: Tips on Defending Planet Earth Against Alien Invaders, Ninjas, and Zombies
Amazon Price: $9.86 (as of 07/12/2009)
Thanks and additional homework
That's enough for today. Thanks for attending this course. I really hope that will help you unwind a little and collaborate in my upcoming galactic empire.
Homework: read about some historic conquest business cases (I hope Amazon random selection doesn't pick anything disgusting)
Homework: read about some historic conquest business cases (I hope Amazon random selection doesn't pick anything disgusting)
Conquest of the Useless: Reflections from the Making of Fitzcarraldo
Amazon Price: $16.49 (as of 07/12/2009)
Norman Conquests: Table Manners; Living Together; Round and Round in the Garden (An Evergreen book)
Amazon Price: $10.88 (as of 07/12/2009)
The Conquest of Happiness
Amazon Price: $10.17 (as of 07/12/2009)
Collaborators Feedback
For the horde!
How can you help in taking over the universe? What skills do you bring to this company?
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