How to conquer the universe from your dining room
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Put your lemon helmets on!
We're going to take over the galaxy! (Except a small planet behind Sirius that I never really liked. Weird restaurants.)
Agenda
Today's agenda:
- Board of Directors recruiting: Find aliens that can help us
- e-Learning: Instructional videos from experienced consultant, Darth Vader
- Procurements: get a spaceship
- Non-Human Resources: build a robot army
FIRST STEP: Find some help!
We must find an alien civilization to help us in adquiring knowledge, developing technologies and filing taxes (maybe they are advanced enough to understand those forms)
Find an alien civilization
SECOND STEP: Instructional videos
Anything with Vader on it
Mr. Darth Vader, conquering consultant, author of the acclaimed method Getting Things Blown, stars in a few didactic videos. (random video, so if it's not funny, just reload)
THIRD STEP: We need a ship
space-ship, that is
FOURTH STEP: Amass loyal subjects
I've really got to go. Mom's cooking dinner and all that.
In the meantime, would you please build some robot army? thanks!
In the meantime, would you please build some robot army? thanks!
Thanks and additional homework
That's enough for today. Thanks for attending this course. I really hope that will help you unwind a little and collaborate in my upcoming galactic empire.
Homework: read about some historic conquest business cases (I hope Amazon random selection doesn't pick anything disgusting)
Homework: read about some historic conquest business cases (I hope Amazon random selection doesn't pick anything disgusting)
by cmontero
Your average consultant-turned-galaxy-dictator after a bad Friday at work.
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