Put your lemon helmets on!
We're going to take over the galaxy! (Except a small planet behind Sirius that I never really liked. Weird restaurants.)
Agenda
- Board of Directors recruiting: Find aliens that can help us
- e-Learning: Instructional videos from experienced consultant, Darth Vader
- Procurements: get a spaceship
- Non-Human Resources: build a robot army
FIRST STEP: Find some help!
Find an alien civilization
Beyond Contact: A Guide to SETI and Communicating with Alien Civilizations
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Amazon Price: $16.47 (as of 10/12/2008)
Setting-Up a Small Observatory: From Concept to Construction (Patrick Moore's Practical Astronomy Series)
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Amazon Price: $19.77 (as of 10/12/2008)
GURPS Traveller: Alien Races 1 : Zhodani, Vargr and Other Races of the Spinward Marches (GURPS Traveller)
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Amazon Price: $24.95 (as of 10/12/2008)
SECOND STEP: Instructional videos
Anything with Vader on it
Darth Vader Feels Blue
A touching moment between father and son. Beautiful. (Conceived on The White Island by Billy Faithfull and Oli Beale - cut by BF). darth vader blues harmonica feels blue star wars funny luke Anakin skywalker
Runtime: 1:45 | 2459757 views | 3221 Comments
THIRD STEP: We need a ship
space-ship, that is
Fetching new data from eBay now... please stand by
FOURTH STEP: Amass loyal subjects
In the meantime, would you please build some robot army? thanks!
How to Build a Robot Army: Tips on Defending Planet Earth Against Alien Invaders, Ninjas, and Zombies
Amazon Price: $5.58 (as of 10/12/2008)
Thanks and additional homework
Homework: read about some historic conquest business cases (I hope Amazon random selection doesn't pick anything disgusting)
The Conquest of New Spain (Penguin Classics)
Amazon Price: $10.88 (as of 10/12/2008)
Conquest: Sexual Violence and American Indian Genocide
Amazon Price: $12.24 (as of 10/12/2008)
Seven Myths of the Spanish Conquest
Amazon Price: $11.53 (as of 10/12/2008)
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For the horde!
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