Consolidated Coolness - Cool Stuff

We all come across those things, events, people and moments that cause us to spontaneously blurt out, "cool." Consolidated Coolness is a repository for just that - Coolness in all of its forms.

Yours truly continuously canvasses, collects, compiles and communicates copious quantities of "cool" collated and compartmentalized in a compendium of coolness for your consumption and consideration. Yes, I think alliterations are cool - kinda.

You may be wondering, "what is the criteria for cool?"

"Ah, mon cher, zat es determined by moi."

"Sacrebleu!" you say, "Zat is biased. Subjective. Opinionated. Dictatorial!"

To which I can only reply, "Oui."*

Yes, Consolidated Coolness is completely capricious, arbitrary and a number of other adjectives that you can correctly assign to it. It is also authentic and honest representing this author's genuine opinion with which you are free to disagree (except where prohibited). If you've come here looking for completely fair and balanced reporting, look elsewhere. However, for those who need it, I have distilled my approach down to this simple formula:

Cool > Sucks.**

If there is something or someone that in your not-so-humble opinion should be featured on my blog, but you don't see it, feel free to tell me about it in the nifty guestbook module below. I'm always on the look out for suggestions for cool reviews, though I make no promises to actually write the review. Time, money, distance and personal biases all come into play. However, I'll happily link up with others who have done the leg work.

So, if you are a connoisseur of cool, feel free to send in your recommendations for Consolidated Coolness. You may just be included and wouldn't that be cool?

*My sincerest apologies to the French, French speakers everywhere and even cartoon characters with really bad French accents for my liberal butchering of such a lovely language.

** The actual formula is a bit more complicated and involves a hula hoop, a can of light whip cream, some clothes line and a slide rule.