Meet Tezzabaws!*
Scottish Labour Councillor Terry Kelly defies both description and belief! All I can do is point you in his direction and allow you to boggle your own mind. Please note that this man is a real councillor elected to serve real people in a real constituency.
His main claims to fame, other than his semi -illiterate blog is his role as Scottish Labour leader Wendy Alexander's election agent and his constituency's title as 'the worst place to live in Scotland' -something he has done nothing to change.
There is no subject he considers himself unqualified to hold forth on. Don't expect any great insight though just endless bigotry, anti-Americanism, hatred of Scottishness and misspelled faux socialist cliches.
His 'views' have landed him in hot water more than once with women, Mormons, Americans, rugby fans and his fellow councillors all having cause to complain about his crass behaviour.
Do yourself a favour and drop in our Terry, it's the experience of a life time.
*Be warned he goes mad if you call him Tezzabaws -which makes it good fun.
The Terry Kelly Index
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- The Terry Kelly Horror Picture Show
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- Scottish Labour
- What Bloggers Reckon To Terry
- Terry's ex-Boss
- and her new best pal....
- Google News
- Keeping Tabs On Terry's Political Hero
- More Labour Fun!
- What do you think of Councillor Terry Kelly?
- Reads on eBay
- Share your shock and bewilderment
- The Onion
- Elsewhere on Squidoo
New Terrywatch
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Gazing in abject horror at Tel
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Terry Highlights
- Standards Commission
- Terry has his knuckles rapped by the Standards Commission
- Terry and The Mormons
- Bigot Terry insults the Mormons
- Terry and Science
- Terry takes on science.
- Terry and The Americans
- Terry takes on Bush.
- Terry and Rugby
- According to Terry rugby is for toffs.
- Terry and Women
- All thick apparently.
- Terry and William Wallace
- We'll have no posters here.
- Terry Helps A Friend
- With hilarious consequences.
- Terry and The Sad Truth
- Terry reacts to the news that his constituency is the worst place in Scotland by demanding the truth be suppressed.
- Terry and Prince Harry
- 'A dim-witted oafish playboy'
Terry In His Own Words
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I Hate Everything About You Tel: A Terry Kelly "Tribute"
A "tribute" to the man, nay the legend, that is Councillor Terry Kelly. The song is called "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace.
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Terry Kelly -Genius or Moron -YOU Decide
Scottish Labour
Scottish Labour, often described as the Scottish Labour Party,The Scottish Labour Party, Report and Financial Statements, year ended 31st December 2007, as submitted to the Electoral Commission is that part of the (British) Labour Party which operates in Scotland. It is historically the largest political party in modern Scottish politics, having won the largest share of the vote in Scotland at every UK general election since the 1960s,The 2005 General Election in Scotland, by David Denver, Scottish Affairs, No. 53, Autumn 2005; accessed 7 January 2009 every European Parliament general election...
What Bloggers Reckon To Terry
- Councillor Terry Kelly: "OH YOU CAN'T SCARE ME, I'M STICKING TO ...
- Councillor Terry Kelly. The view from Left field, politics, entertainment, argument and insight into...
- Councillor Terry Kelly: WEE ALEX (THE SPIV) - THE WESTMINSTER ...
- Let's get this straight; for the avoidance of doubt; you are saying that I thought I could ?play d...
- The Lone Voice: Councillor Terry Kelly
- Councillor Terry Kelly's blog provides a rich seam of inarticulate nonsense which can hardly fail to...
- The Lone Voice: Well well well, is Councillor Terry Kelly in a ...
- Well well well, is Councillor Terry Kelly in a spot of bother? Seems to be the Labour thing these da...
and her new best pal....
Jolly Jackie Baillie defends Wendy Alexander
The ever jolly Jackie Baillie MSP goes into full patronising rictus mode in her smug and sycophantic defense of "Criminal/Dunderheid" Wendy Alexander (Leader of the Labour Party Group in the Scottish Parliament).
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Google News
- Rethink call on cafe axe
- Terry and Rose Kelly, and thousands of loyal customers who had signed a petition protesting at the p...
- New lease of Life for Brian as Glasgow ends film ban after 29 years
- The stars of the film, including Michael Palin, John Cleese and Terry Jones, will be invited to a sp...
- Walkout over ceremony 'snub'
- Opposition councillors Jim Sharkey, Terry Kelly and John Hood were outraged when the convenor of Ren...
- Council meeting ends in chaos
- By Terry Kelly A DEFIANT councillor today forced a meeting of South Tyneside Council to be scrapped...
Keeping Tabs On Terry's Political Hero
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- HAVANA (Reuters) - Since he swept into power 50 years ago, Cuba's Fidel Castro has been honored...
- Cuban blogger dupes Castro's son
- Fidel Castro, the former Cuban president, isn't the only member of his family who likes to expre...
- Reflections by Revolution Leader Fidel Castro in DVD Format
- By Redaction AHORA / Thursday, 09 July 2009 / redaccion@ahora.cu A DVD with reflections by Revolutio...
- In Argentina, dissident Cuban doctor has no grudge
- BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (AP) ? A dissident Cuban surgeon said Sunday that she harbors no grudge ag...
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The Onion
Nowhere near as bizzarre as our Terry
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- An annual survey found that, for the fifth consecutive year, Mississippi was the American state with...
- Sports: Man Looks Up 'Baseball' On Wikipedia
- SAN FRANCISCO—Confused by a news report about someone named Barry Zito, local fan Tad Knackers...
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- SEWARD, NE—The unnatural creature was thought to be a pile of rotting sewage until a lifeguard...
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