Meet Tezzabaws!*
Scottish Labour Councillor Terry Kelly defies both description and belief! All I can do is point you in his direction and allow you to boggle your own mind. Please note that this man is a real councillor elected to serve real people in a real constituency.
His main claims to fame, other than his semi -illiterate blog is his role as Scottish Labour leader Wendy Alexander's election agent and his constituency's title as 'the worst place to live in Scotland' -something he has done nothing to change.
There is no subject he considers himself unqualified to hold forth on. Don't expect any great insight though just endless bigotry, anti-Americanism, hatred of Scottishness and misspelled faux socialist cliches.
His 'views' have landed him in hot water more than once with women, Mormons, Americans, rugby fans and his fellow councillors all having cause to complain about his crass behaviour.
Do yourself a favour and drop in our Terry, it's the experience of a life time.
*Be warned he goes mad if you call him Tezzabaws -which makes it good fun.
The Terry Kelly Index
- New Terrywatch
- Old Terrywatch
- Terry Highlights
- Terry In His Own Words
- The Terry Kelly Horror Picture Show
- Terry Kelly -Genius or Moron -YOU Decide
- Scottish Labour
- What Bloggers Reckon To Terry
- Terry's ex-Boss
- and her new best pal....
- Google News
- Keeping Tabs On Terry's Political Hero
- More Labour Fun!
- What do you think of Councillor Terry Kelly?
- Reads on eBay
- Share your shock and bewilderment
- The Onion
- Elsewhere on Squidoo
New Terrywatch
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Gazing in abject horror at Tel
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- Standards Commission
- Terry has his knuckles rapped by the Standards Commission
- Terry and The Mormons
- Bigot Terry insults the Mormons
- Terry and Science
- Terry takes on science.
- Terry and The Americans
- Terry takes on Bush.
- Terry and Rugby
- According to Terry rugby is for toffs.
- Terry and Women
- All thick apparently.
- Terry and William Wallace
- We'll have no posters here.
- Terry Helps A Friend
- With hilarious consequences.
- Terry and The Sad Truth
- Terry reacts to the news that his constituency is the worst place in Scotland by demanding the truth be suppressed.
- Terry and Prince Harry
- 'A dim-witted oafish playboy'
Terry In His Own Words
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Scottish Labour
Scottish Labour, often described as the Scottish Labour Party,The Scottish Labour Party, Report and Financial Statements, year ended 31st December 2007, as submitted to the Electoral Commission (; ) is that part of the British Labour Party which operates in Scotland. It is historically the largest political party in modern Scottish politics, having won the largest share of the vote in Scotland at every UK general election since the 1960s,The 2005 General Election in Scotland, by David Denver, Scottish Affairs, No. 53, Autumn 2005; accessed 7 January 2009 every European Parliament general elect...
What Bloggers Reckon To Terry
- Councillor Terry Kelly: THE SICKNESS OF MILITARISM.
- Councillor Terry Kelly. The view from Left field, politics, entertainment, argument and insight into...
- " I'VE CHRISTENED MY CANCER "RUPERT" AFTER MURDOCH" (DENNIS POTTER ...
- How prophetic the great dramatist was when he made those remarks about the cancer which was to event...
- Mr Eugenides: Councillor Terry Kelly comes out all guns blazing
- Councillor Terry Kelly comes out all guns blazing. Scotland's pre-eminent Labour blogger has finally...
- Councillor Terry Kelly: WEE ALEX (THE SPIV) - THE WESTMINSTER ...
- Let's get this straight; for the avoidance of doubt; you are saying that I thought I could ?play d...
Google News
- PNE fans want streets named after legends
- Councillors Terry and Joyce Cartwright, who represent the Deepdale ward, want Sir Tom Finney Way to...
- Arsenal parking row: 'It's not all over yet' warning
- Lib Dem council leader Councillor Terry Stacy has defended the decision to allow the club's appe...
- Collision causes motorway madness
- Councillors Terry and Joyce Cartwright, who represent the Deepdale ward, have met Town Hall chiefs t...
- City of Kitchener's 2010 capital budget set at $146 million
- By Terry Pender, Record staff KITCHENER ? Some city councillors were shocked to learn it could be...
Keeping Tabs On Terry's Political Hero
- Blasting report on human rights: “New Castro, Same Cuba”
- Those include the 53 prisoners who have been languishing in prison since a 2003 crackdown by Fidel C...
- Report Says Castro Brother Retains Tactics of Repression
- Fidel Castro temporarily ceded power to his younger brother Raúl in July 2006 and formally stepped...
- Mexico City's famed dance-for-peso halls fading
- Once the bohemian underbelly of a legendary nightlife that saw Fidel Castro plot his revolution and...
- Hugo Chavez invites Fidel Castro to Venezuela
- CARACAS, Venezuela ? Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is inviting his mentor Fidel Castro to visit...
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The Onion
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