Meet Tezzabaws!*
Scottish Labour Councillor Terry Kelly defies both description and belief! All I can do is point you in his direction and allow you to boggle your own mind. Please note that this man is a real councillor elected to serve real people in a real constituency.
His main claims to fame, other than his semi -illiterate blog is his role as Scottish Labour leader Wendy Alexander's election agent and his constituency's title as 'the worst place to live in Scotland' -something he has done nothing to change.
There is no subject he considers himself unqualified to hold forth on. Don't expect any great insight though just endless bigotry, anti-Americanism, hatred of Scottishness and misspelled faux socialist cliches.
His 'views' have landed him in hot water more than once with women, Mormons, Americans, rugby fans and his fellow councillors all having cause to complain about his crass behaviour.
Do yourself a favour and drop in our Terry, it's the experience of a life time.
*Be warned he goes mad if you call him Tezzabaws -which makes it good fun.
The Terry Kelly Index
- New Terrywatch
- Old Terrywatch
- Terry Highlights
- Terry In His Own Words
- The Terry Kelly Horror Picture Show
- Terry Kelly -Genius or Moron -YOU Decide
- Scottish Labour
- What Bloggers Reckon To Terry
- Terry's ex-Boss
- and her new best pal....
- Google News
- Keeping Tabs On Terry's Political Hero
- More Labour Fun!
- What do you think of Councillor Terry Kelly?
- Reads on eBay
- Share your shock and bewilderment
- The Onion
- Elsewhere on Squidoo
New Terrywatch
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Gazing in abject horror at Tel
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Terry Highlights
- Standards Commission
- Terry has his knuckles rapped by the Standards Commission
- Terry and The Mormons
- Bigot Terry insults the Mormons
- Terry and Science
- Terry takes on science.
- Terry and The Americans
- Terry takes on Bush.
- Terry and Rugby
- According to Terry rugby is for toffs.
- Terry and Women
- All thick apparently.
- Terry and William Wallace
- We'll have no posters here.
- Terry Helps A Friend
- With hilarious consequences.
- Terry and The Sad Truth
- Terry reacts to the news that his constituency is the worst place in Scotland by demanding the truth be suppressed.
- Terry and Prince Harry
- 'A dim-witted oafish playboy'
Terry In His Own Words
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I Hate Everything About You Tel: A Terry Kelly "Tribute"
A "tribute" to the man, nay the legend, that is Councillor Terry Kelly. The song is called "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace.
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Terry Kelly -Genius or Moron -YOU Decide
Scottish Labour
Scottish Labour (often but inaccurately described at the "Scottish Labour Party") is that part of the (British) Labour Party which operates in Scotland. It is historically the largest political party in modern Scottish politics, having won the largest share of the vote in Scotland at every UK general election and European Parliament general election since 1979, and in the first two elections to the Scottish Parliament.
At the 2007 Scottish Parliament general election the Scottish Labour Party became the second largest party, with one fewer seat than the SNP, who subsequently formed a minority a...
What Bloggers Reckon To Terry
- PALIN AND MC CAIN SAY "FROM NOW ON IT'S NO MORE MISTER NICE GUY"
- The presidential race, like all of American politics is a deeply ugly business. If you are not prepa...
- FREE THE MIAMI FIVE - AND THEIR FAMILIES !
- With the USA Presidential Election underway and the great Satan Capitalism staggering on the ropes....
- THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BEAUTIFUL GAME.
- The late ex footballer Stuart Imlach registered with me, but only just. I discussed him with a frien...
- SHURELY SHUM MISHTAKE SHIR. SHAWN.
- Regularly referred to as the greatest living Scotsman, Sean Connery would have calculated that his b...
Terry's ex-Boss
.....and current party leader
Wendy's storybook time
The opening speech by the Shadow Cabinet Secretary for Finance and Sustainable Growth in the Scottish Parliament - judge for yourselves!
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and her new best pal....
Jolly Jackie Baillie defends Wendy Alexander
The ever jolly Jackie Baillie MSP goes into full patronising rictus mode in her smug and sycophantic defense of "Criminal/Dunderheid" Wendy Alexander (Leader of the Labour Party Group in the Scottish Parliament).
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Google News
- Sobell note betrays ‘two-faced’ Labour
- Lib Dem deputy leader Cllr Terry Stacy said: ?I find it totally hypocritical and two-faced. ?Thi...
- Full speed ahead on ferry bids
- Sheila Fougere, the Connaught-Quinpool councillor who is challenging Mayor Peter Kelly to be the cit...
- Pittsfield trip for Ballina group
- Town councillors Padraig Moore and Mary Kelly will use the newly re-branded Salmon Capital of Irelan...
- Gulf veteran's home battle goes on
- By Terry Kelly THE battle to find a former Gulf War veteran a home continues, it was revealed today....
Keeping Tabs On Terry's Political Hero
- Bush denounces 'dungeon' of Cuba
- US officials say there have been no significant political changes in Cuba since Washington's lon...
- Rosa Lowinger on Cuba before Castro
- ... Fulgencio Batista, in anticipation of Fidel Castro's advancing revolutionary army, abandoned t...
- Obama reminds me of Castro
- This is more or less the condensed version of the speech Fidel Castro gave upon his arrival in Havan...
- Cuba will remain socialist: Fidel Castro
- Former Cuban president Fidel Castro has said his country will remain socialist and rejected calls by...
More Labour Fun!
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Labour Cash Scandal
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Feeds and updates on the Labour dodgy donations row -feeds updatated every 30 minutes.
What do you think of Councillor Terry Kelly?
Reads on eBay
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The Onion
Nowhere near as bizzarre as our Terry
- Historical Archives: To Be Sold - Carved Wooden Heads
- By the most skilled Crafts-men have been created Carved Wooden HEADS of remark able quality and bila...
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