Who is Councillor Terry Kelly

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Meet Tezzabaws!*

Scottish Labour Councillor Terry Kelly defies both description and belief! All I can do is point you in his direction and allow you to boggle your own mind. Please note that this man is a real councillor elected to serve real people in a real constituency.

His main claims to fame, other than his semi -illiterate blog is his role as Scottish Labour leader Wendy Alexander's election agent and his constituency's title as 'the worst place to live in Scotland' -something he has done nothing to change.

There is no subject he considers himself unqualified to hold forth on. Don't expect any great insight though just endless bigotry, anti-Americanism, hatred of Scottishness and misspelled faux socialist cliches.

His 'views' have landed him in hot water more than once with women, Mormons, Americans, rugby fans and his fellow councillors all having cause to complain about his crass behaviour.

Do yourself a favour and drop in our Terry, it's the experience of a life time.

 

*Be warned he goes mad if you call him Tezzabaws -which makes it good fun. 

 

 

 

 

New Terrywatch 

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Old Terrywatch 

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Terry Highlights 

Standards Commission
Terry has his knuckles rapped by the Standards Commission
Terry and The Mormons
Bigot Terry insults the Mormons
Terry and Science
Terry takes on science.
Terry and The Americans
Terry takes on Bush.
Terry and Rugby
According to Terry rugby is for toffs.
Terry and Women
All thick apparently.
Terry and William Wallace
We'll have no posters here.
Terry Helps A Friend
With hilarious consequences.
Terry and The Sad Truth
Terry reacts to the news that his constituency is the worst place in Scotland by demanding the truth be suppressed.
Terry and Prince Harry
'A dim-witted oafish playboy'

 

Terry In His Own Words 

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The Terry Kelly Horror Picture Show 

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Terry Kelly -Genius or Moron -YOU Decide 

Genius or Moron

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Terry is a towering godlike genius. We are lucky to have him.

I've stood in more intelligent dogshit! He's a buffoon.

 

Scottish Labour 

Scottish Labour, often described as the Scottish Labour Party,The Scottish Labour Party, Report and Financial Statements, year ended 31st December 2007, as submitted to the Electoral Commission (; ) is that part of the British Labour Party which operates in Scotland. It is historically the largest political party in modern Scottish politics, having won the largest share of the vote in Scotland at every UK general election since the 1960s,The 2005 General Election in Scotland, by David Denver, Scottish Affairs, No. 53, Autumn 2005; accessed 7 January 2009 every European Parliament general elect...

What Bloggers Reckon To Terry 

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Terry's ex-Boss 

.....and current party leader

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and her new best pal.... 

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Keeping Tabs On Terry's Political Hero 

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