Best Cowboy Quotes on Twitter
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Best Cowboy Quotes on Twitter
I was wandering around and found some funny but wise quotes with a Western twist @BunchOBullca at Twitter and got to remembering my grandfather. It's been years since he passed, but to this day I can hear his voice sharing his cowboy wisdom and humor.
Here was my grandfather's take on gambling ... You can't run with the big dogs if you pee like a puppy.
To that one, my grandmother suggested maybe it was fine to pee like a puppy.
Another time, he warned me that I wouldn't like drinking coffee they way he made it because ... cowboy coffee is stronger than stud horse piss with the froth farted off.
To that one, my grandmother just plain old shook her head.
Here was my grandfather's take on gambling ... You can't run with the big dogs if you pee like a puppy.
To that one, my grandmother suggested maybe it was fine to pee like a puppy.
Another time, he warned me that I wouldn't like drinking coffee they way he made it because ... cowboy coffee is stronger than stud horse piss with the froth farted off.
To that one, my grandmother just plain old shook her head.
Cowboy Wisdom Twitter List
Cowboy Quotes
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- Overheard: some cowboys have manure on the outside of their boots; others have it on the inside.
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- •There never was a bull that couldn't be rode; Never was a cowboy who couldn't be throwed.
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- •You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.(Character shows up best when tested.)
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- •The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.
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- •Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
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- •Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.
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- •If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
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- •Always drink upstream from the herd.
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- •If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
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- •If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
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- •Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
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- •Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
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- •It's better to be a has-been that a never-was.
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- •Talk slowly, think quickly.
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- •When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
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- ••Don't judge people by their relatives.
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- speaking in an unpremeditated, impulsive strain, which startled me valsartan online. strangely when I halted to reflect. On rising that morning, had I buy zestril.
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Feb 6, 2011 @ 6:46 am | delete
- I love the Wild West!
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S.Rippetoe
Jan 4, 2011 @ 4:49 pm | delete
- I use quotes on Twitter and since I started using them I haven't turned back.
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ElizabethJeanAllen
Oct 26, 2010 @ 4:47 am | delete
- I like the "Timing has a lot to do with the rain dance." The point is universal.
Thanks for sharing.
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