WELCOME TO THE CRAZY CAPTION CONTEST
If humor is the spice of life, what makes the world go round, and is the shortest distance between two people, then this light-hearted lens will appeal to all those who possess a funny bone and try to tickle it everyday.
Let your inner imp come out and play! Surely you can come up with a crazy caption, a provacative punchline, or a titillating tagline that'll put a smile on the marvellous mug of a merry-challenged mascot named "Mongo"!
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Image Credit: bcanada92@flickr.com
Let your inner imp come out and play! Surely you can come up with a crazy caption, a provacative punchline, or a titillating tagline that'll put a smile on the marvellous mug of a merry-challenged mascot named "Mongo"!
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Image Credit: bcanada92@flickr.com
CALLING ALL CRAZY CAPTION CONTESTANTS!
CONTEST RULES
By submitting an entry, (better known as best big idea on the block that's sure to capture the top "Crazy Caption Contest" prize for this month), you agree to the following rules. After all, what's a game of giggles and guffaws without them?
WHAT CAN I WIN?
First Prize: The titillating title of "The Grand Poohbah of Pith & Vinegar", bestowed upon you by the Patroness of Pith & Vinegar.
Second Prize: The merry moniker of "Baron/Baroness of Bodacious Bleeps", bestowed upon you by the Monarch of Mirth.
Third Prize: The delightful designation of "Lord/Lady of Ludicrous Laugh Lines", bestowed upon you by the Empress of Eccentricity.
WHO'S ELIGIBLE TO ENTER YOUR CRAZY CAPTION CONTEST?
Grown-ups (who possess a funnybone and are willing to try tickling mine with their entertaining use of the English language).
HOW DO I SUBMIT MY CRAZY CAPTION?
Go to the caption contest module below and type in your titillating tagline...then vote!
IS THERE A DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSION?
Yup, the deadline is the last day of the 13th month month of the year.
HOW WILL I KNOW I'VE WON?
You'll get a merry missive from Her Royal Majesty, The Quipping Queen with your nifty new titles! And, if you didn't win one of those memorable monikers this month -- stop pouting, snivelling, and whining! Just pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start all over again in next month's contest!!
"If you flap your gums and put your foot in your mouth at the same time, is it Hoof & Mouth disease?"
CRAZY CAPTION CONTEST: SO YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS!
Image Credit: Octavia's Sphinx - jawboneradio@flickr.com
The Leghorsechicklet wondered if a different deodorant or breath mints might help?
0 points
WHAT'S YOUR CRAZY CAPTION FOR THIS COCKTAIL COUPLE?
Image Credit: bcanada92@flickr.com
Now ... what were those lyrics? Oh, yes - "Olive me, why not take olive me ..."
1 point
He had to admit, "Dirty Sue" was probably the best thing to hit the bar scene since the bottle opener!
0 points
She had a good feeling about her "Good Karmatini"...He had a good feeling about his "Dirty Deviltini"!
0 points
After 25 years of "Honeymoon Suiteinis", they both realized they should end their marriage to the olive.
0 points
He always wondered why James Bond's favorite cocktail wasn't "Death by Chocolatini".
0 points
The Duchess of Ditherington had no idea if he was impressed by the scenery or her "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Martini"?
0 points
PUNCHLINE POLL
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Let's face it, what good is a cockammie cartoon without a crazy caption to go with it?
THE LOLLYGAGGER'S LITTLE LINK LIST
(Other caption contests to amuse and confuse you)
- THE NEW YORKER CAPTION CONTEST
- A weekly bit of wisdom and wit for word wonks only.
- DAILY DIVERSIONS FOR THOSE WHO LOVE DIPPING IN INKPOTS.
- Keep your eyes peeled for the latest cartoon caption contest from inkygirl.com
- THE HISTORY BLUFF
- For those who love to make a mess out of things gone by.
- ARE YOU ALL CRACKED UP?
- For those who love cockamammie captions.
THE CAPTION CORNER OF THE BOOKSHELF
The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest Book
For those with a taste for comics and comedy!
Amazon Price: $16.49 (as of 12/15/2009) 
Heads You Win!: An Easy Guide to Better Headline and Caption Writing
For those who want to learn how to write crisp, crunchy copy for every occasion!
Amazon Price: $11.01 (as of 12/15/2009)
Funny Internet Personal Ads
For those who haven't a clue how to write a potty pick-up line let alone pen a playful personal ad.
Amazon Price: $12.99 (as of 12/15/2009)
The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners: Over 8,000
If you can't be a "tickler"...then at least be a "howler"!
Amazon Price: (as of 12/15/2009)
Comedy Writing Secrets: The Best-Selling Book on How to Think Funny, Write Funny, Act Funny, And Get Paid For It, 2nd Edition
If it's comedy and clowning around you want...this is the best bible in the business!
Amazon Price: $12.95 (as of 12/15/2009)
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FEEDBACK FROM THE FRONTLINE OF FUNNYBONES
If you're not afraid of becoming a "Laughingstock" or "Tawdry Tweety Bird", please feel free to leave a snickering snippet or two.
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- good4us_all good4us_all Jul 21, 2009 @ 3:47 pm
- You rock!
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- JJNW JJNW Jun 19, 2009 @ 9:45 pm
- cute!
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- mysticmama mysticmama Jun 19, 2009 @ 4:09 pm
- very cute :-)
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- sandyspider sandyspider Jun 17, 2009 @ 1:44 am
- Very funny!
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- bdkz bdkz Jun 16, 2009 @ 3:53 pm
- Too funny!
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