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Crazy Caption Contest

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Welcome to the Crazy Caption Contest

If humor is the spice of life, what makes the world go round, and is the shortest distance between two people, then this light-hearted lens will appeal to all those who possess a funny bone and try to tickle it everyday.

Let your inner imp come out and play! Surely you can come up with a crazy caption, a provacative punchline, or a titillating tagline that'll put a smile on the marvellous mug of a merry-challenged mascot named "Mongo"!
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Image Credit: bcanada92@flickr.com
Important!

CALLING ALL CRAZY CAPTION CONTESTANTS!

Listen Up All You Laugh Out Loud Lollygaggers!

Crazy Caption Contests



CONTEST RULES

By submitting an entry, (better known as best big idea on the block that's sure to capture the top "Crazy Caption Contest" prize for this month), you agree to the following rules. After all, what's a game of giggles and guffaws without them?

WHAT CAN I WIN?

First Prize: The titillating title of "The Grand Poohbah of Pith & Vinegar", bestowed upon you by the Patroness of Pith & Vinegar.

Second Prize: The merry moniker of "Baron/Baroness of Bodacious Bleeps", bestowed upon you by the Monarch of Mirth.

Third Prize: The delightful designation of "Lord/Lady of Ludicrous Laugh Lines", bestowed upon you by the Empress of Eccentricity.

WHO'S ELIGIBLE TO ENTER YOUR CRAZY CAPTION CONTEST?

Grown-ups (who possess a funnybone and are willing to try tickling mine with their entertaining use of the English language).

HOW DO I SUBMIT MY CRAZY CAPTION?

Go to the caption contest module below and type in your titillating tagline...then vote!

IS THERE A DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSION?

Yup, the deadline is the last day of the 13th month of the year.

HOW WILL I KNOW I'VE WON?

You'll get a merry missive from Her Royal Majesty, The Quipping Queen with your nifty new titles! And, if you didn't win one of those memorable monikers this month -- stop pouting, snivelling, and whining! Just pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start all over again in next month's contest!!

CRAZY CAPTION CONTEST: SO YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS!

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Image Credit: Octavia's Sphinx - jawboneradio@flickr.com

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Bray-knee chicken anyone?

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He knew he should never have asked why the chicken crossed the road.

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Yup, it's definitely a hobby horse of a different feather.

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The Leghorsechicklet wondered if a different deodorant or breath mints might help?

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Go ahead, make my day!

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Just because I have three left feet doesn't mean I can't dance!

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WHAT'S YOUR CRAZY CAPTION FOR THIS COCKTAIL COUPLE?

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Image Credit: bcanada92@flickr.com

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Now ... what were those lyrics? Oh, yes - "Olive me, why not take olive me ..."

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He had to admit, "Dirty Sue" was probably the best thing to hit the bar scene since the bottle opener!

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She had a good feeling about her "Good Karmatini"...He had a good feeling about his "Dirty Deviltini"!

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After 25 years of "Honeymoon Suiteinis", they both realized they should end their marriage to the olive.

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He always wondered why James Bond's favorite cocktail wasn't "Death by Chocolatini".

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The Duchess of Ditherington had no idea if he was impressed by the scenery or her "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Martini"?

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I do say, Ms Pennypacker, you do have a nice set of jumblies.

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Funny Features for Crazy Comics

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Let's face it, what good is a cockammie cartoon without a crazy caption to go with it?

Caption Contest

PARDON ME ...

In case you're wondering, the curious creature below is the world's most polite cyclops monster. Now the real question is, how will he complete the sentence, "Pardon me ..."?

(C'mon, it's time to exercise your funnybone...I dare ya, in fact I double dare ya!
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Illustration and creative captions by BobCanada92 - bobcanada92.blogspot.com/2010_03_01/archives/cyclops blog.jpg

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Could you direct me to the nearest haberdashery?

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What time does the train leave for Stuttgart?

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Would you mind terribly if I were to rend you from limb to limb? There's a good chap.

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THE LOLLYGAGGER'S LITTLE LINK LIST

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The Iron Lady prefers target practice to a tacky box of chocolates on Valentine's Day.

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Easter Bunny Caption Contest

Image Credit: www.danijones.com/blog/images/2008-03-03_leap.jpg

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Look kid, if I told you once I told you twice, I just deliver the eggs I don't lay'em!

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A LITTLE HALLOWEEN HUMOR

Look kid, how many times do I have to tell ya -- the Great Pumpkin don't deliver goodies door-to-door!

Image Credit: www.beautifuldecay.com - 2009-10; sculpture by Ray Villafane

PUTTING HAPPY INTO THANKSGIVING

C'mon don't be a turkey...give it your best shot!

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Illustration Credit: Ivan Camilli - flickrhivemind.net/5202517667_fe3336a54c.jpg

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In Turkey Scratch, Arkansas, some folks don't take too kindly to pesky pilgrims packing pistols!

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Tom Turkey was a sucker for a slingshot on Thanksgiving.

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CHRISTMAS CAPTION CONTEST

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Get a grip, do I look like Rudolf-the-Red-Nosed Reindeer?

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No Virginia, I'm not Pinocchio...try again.

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Look Santa, I'm King of the Castle...and you're on my Dirty Rascal list!

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How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not a candy-stripper!

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Okay, I admit it ... I do sing "Jingle Bells" in the shower, but don't ask me to do Ho Ho Ho!

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HALLOWEEN HUMOR FEEDBACK

Why not add your own Crazy Caption or Halloween Headline for the above photo.

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Would you trust any of them to rock around the Christmas tree at your office party?

Dancing with the stars leaves a lot the imagination.

THE CAPTION CORNER OF THE BOOKSHELF

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FEEDBACK FROM THE FRONTLINE OF FUNNYBONES

If you're not afraid of becoming a "Laughingstock" or "Tawdry Tweety Bird", please feel free to leave a snickering snippet or two.

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