When Bill O'Reilly of the "O'Reilly Factor" on the allegedly "conservative" Fox News channel devotes most of his program to Britney Spears' vagina, you know there's a problem.

I'm sure there was lots of newsworthy events that happened across the world that same day, yet none of those stories mattered. It was all about Britney Spears flashing her crotch to the media.

When the "breaking news" on all the the mainstream media is "Britney Spears is getting in a car," you know there's a problem. Britney Spears had a court day with her ex Kevin Federline and her actually getting into a car was "breaking news". Seriously. You can't make this stuff up, you really can't.

The corporate owned mainstream media, from NBC, CNN, FOX News, ABC and all those have become obsessed with Britney Spears along with America. I don't know if the mainstream media caused America to be obsessed because they keep reporting, or if America became obsessed first therefore the mainstream media reported what America was already obsessed with.

Britney has no talent yet she makes millions a year. A huge swarm of paparazzi follows her wherever she goes and she's frequently on the cover of gossip magazines.

She rarely wears panties and constantly flashes her crotch to the media for the whole world to see. The first time, it could have been an accident or maybe she's a dumb drunk. But then she did the same thing three nights in a row. And that wasn't the last time. She has flashed her crotch so many times to the media that it's no longer "breaking news" and the American public doesn't even blink. They are as familiar with Britney's crotch as they are with the back of their own hand.

Why is America so obsessed with a talentless train wreck? Why is America so obsessed with the celebrity culture in general? Why are celebrities rewarded for being idiots? The celebrities who stay out of trouble and lead a generally quiet life don't get any attention, but the celebrities that act retarded or get in serious trouble get all the attention and basically get rewarded for the bad behavior. Why can't America just stop watching and stop reading about celebrities? What is it about celebs that is so fascinating?

And most puzzling, why does Britney Spears keep flashing herself to the media? What does she have against underwear and why does she always wear tiny short skirts with no underwear and flash herself on a regular basis when she gets in and out of cars? Has she never hears of pants or longer skirts?

Lindsay Lohan topped Maxim's Hottest list. She's a famous star, one of the tabloid's current favorites to talk about.

But the Linsday Lohan Maxim says is so hot is not the REAL Lindsay Lohan.

Remember the red headed freckle covered girl? That's the real Linsday. However she has died her hair blonde and used tons and tons of make-up and bronzer to try to cover up all the freckles that cover her face and body.

If you saw the natural Lindsay Lohan, she would look quite different from the one Maxim thinks is hot. So, what does Maxim think of the REAL Lindsay Lohan?

Not that there's anything wrong with the way Lindsay looks naturally (or otherwise).