Funny skits for Cub Scouts, Boy Scouts, and Girl Scouts
One of the fun things about scouting are the skits being performed on scout camping trips or at scout pack and troop meetings. Most cub scout skits have some sort of twist at the end which makes them fun. I am compiling my favorite skits from boy scouts, cub scouts, and girl scouts that I have seen, and hope you add your favorites as well.
Yes, scout skits are childish, in bad taste, and a whole lot of fun. Modify them to fit your needs.
In getting ready for skits and practicing them with your cub scouts, remember, that these skits can all be modified to the size of the group performing the skit around the campfire or at the pack meeting. Look for ways to add to the skit to ensure one cub scout is not left out, or combine parts where your have too few scouts but you really like the skit. Be creative and always have fun!
As I add new scout skits, I will provide updates through the RSS feed on the right or add the following link (http://www.squidoo.com/xml/syndicate_lens/cubscoutskits) to your favorite home page, such as MyYahoo!
Yes, scout skits are childish, in bad taste, and a whole lot of fun. Modify them to fit your needs.
In getting ready for skits and practicing them with your cub scouts, remember, that these skits can all be modified to the size of the group performing the skit around the campfire or at the pack meeting. Look for ways to add to the skit to ensure one cub scout is not left out, or combine parts where your have too few scouts but you really like the skit. Be creative and always have fun!
As I add new scout skits, I will provide updates through the RSS feed on the right or add the following link (http://www.squidoo.com/xml/syndicate_lens/cubscoutskits) to your favorite home page, such as MyYahoo!
Lost Item Around Campfire Skit
Short skit for two tiger scouts
First Tiger Scout searches the ground around the campfire.Second Tiger Scout: "What are you looking for, maybe I can help you find it.
First Tiger Scout: "I dropped my favorite marble."
Second Tiger Scout: "Where were you standing when you dropped it."
First Tiger Scout: "Over there." (He points into the darkness.)
Second Tiger Scout: "Then why are you looking over there."
First Tiger Scout: "Are you kidding? It's too dark over there. You can't see a thing."
The Candy Store Skit
Bear cub scouts with two volunteers from the audience
Before the skit begins, two adults are asked to volunteer to hold a stick which will serve as the Candy store.
Bear Scout 1 stands behind the stick and is the store employee.
One at a time bear scouts come up and ask for different types of candy
Bear Scout 2: Do you have any chocolate
Bear Scout 1: Sorry, I'm all out.
Bear Scout 3: Do you have any skittles
Bear Scout 1: Sorry, I'm all out
Bear Scout 4: Do you have any M&M's
Bear Scout 1: Sorry, I'm all out
This continues for as many bera scouts as you would like.
Last Bear Scout: Do you have any snickers?
Bear Scout 1: Sorry, I'm all out
Last Bear Scout: What do you have?
Bear Scout 1: Two suckers on a stick.
Bear Scout 1 stands behind the stick and is the store employee.
One at a time bear scouts come up and ask for different types of candy
Bear Scout 2: Do you have any chocolate
Bear Scout 1: Sorry, I'm all out.
Bear Scout 3: Do you have any skittles
Bear Scout 1: Sorry, I'm all out
Bear Scout 4: Do you have any M&M's
Bear Scout 1: Sorry, I'm all out
This continues for as many bera scouts as you would like.
Last Bear Scout: Do you have any snickers?
Bear Scout 1: Sorry, I'm all out
Last Bear Scout: What do you have?
Bear Scout 1: Two suckers on a stick.
Fred the Trained Flea Skit
skit for a single webelo scout...
A webelo scout does a monologue with the audience and gets an unsuspecting person to join in.
"Here in my hand is Fred the Trained Flea. Fred will perform for you some amazing feats. Watch closely."
"Fred, do jumping jacks! Very good! Cheer, everyone!"
"Fred, do a somersault!"
"Fred, do a high jump!" Watch him go way up, then back down.
"Now Fred will do a long jump. I need a volunteer to catch Fred." Pick a scoutmaster, or someone in authority.
"Fred, do a longjump!" Watch Fred jump to the volunteer "Oh! He seems to have jumped into your hair!"
Walk over to the volunteer, start picking through their hair. "Here we are .. no, that's not Fred." toss the flea over your shoulder "Ah! No, that's not Fred." "That's not Fred." "Fred, are you in there?" "That's not Fred either." "Boy, there's a lot of fleas in here." "Fred? Fred?" ...
"Here in my hand is Fred the Trained Flea. Fred will perform for you some amazing feats. Watch closely."
"Fred, do jumping jacks! Very good! Cheer, everyone!"
"Fred, do a somersault!"
"Fred, do a high jump!" Watch him go way up, then back down.
"Now Fred will do a long jump. I need a volunteer to catch Fred." Pick a scoutmaster, or someone in authority.
"Fred, do a longjump!" Watch Fred jump to the volunteer "Oh! He seems to have jumped into your hair!"
Walk over to the volunteer, start picking through their hair. "Here we are .. no, that's not Fred." toss the flea over your shoulder "Ah! No, that's not Fred." "That's not Fred." "Fred, are you in there?" "That's not Fred either." "Boy, there's a lot of fleas in here." "Fred? Fred?" ...
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Ugliest Girl Scout Skit
Even though this is a girl scout skit, it can be modified to cub scouts or boy scouts
This skit can be done with any number of girl scouts.
The skit starts with a girl scout standing on stage with a towel over the head. Make sure the towel is loose enough to be peaked underneath.
A second girl scout acts as the emcee and asks different girl scouts if they would like to see the ugliest girl scout in the world.
Prior to the skit, the other girl scouts have determined what they will say when they look under the towel. One may faint, one may go running away, one may scream, say various things, Oh my god, jimminy crickets, etc.
After the staged girl scouts are done, the emcee asks the audience if anyone would like to see the ugliest girl scout. The emcee picks someone in the audience to look under the towel, preferably a leader with a sense of humor.
The person picked goes up to look under the towel, before they have a chance to react, the girl scout under the towel screams and runs away, leaving the unknowing victim standing by themselves on stage.
The skit starts with a girl scout standing on stage with a towel over the head. Make sure the towel is loose enough to be peaked underneath.
A second girl scout acts as the emcee and asks different girl scouts if they would like to see the ugliest girl scout in the world.
Prior to the skit, the other girl scouts have determined what they will say when they look under the towel. One may faint, one may go running away, one may scream, say various things, Oh my god, jimminy crickets, etc.
After the staged girl scouts are done, the emcee asks the audience if anyone would like to see the ugliest girl scout. The emcee picks someone in the audience to look under the towel, preferably a leader with a sense of humor.
The person picked goes up to look under the towel, before they have a chance to react, the girl scout under the towel screams and runs away, leaving the unknowing victim standing by themselves on stage.
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Puppy in the box skit
A skit for 5 boy scouts (1 as the announcer)
Props: A cardboard box, and a stuffed dog (or rabbit, etc.)Announcer: This scene takes place on the street outside a grocery store.
Boy Scouts 2, 3, and 4 are outside the store talking to each other.
Boy Scout 1: (Enters holding the box) Hi guys, would you please hold this box for me while I go into the store ? (Exits)
Boy Scout 2: I wonder what's in the box ?
Boy Scout 3: I don't know, but something is leaking out !
Boy Scout 4: (Rubs finger against the bottom of box, then licks finger) Hmmm, it tastes like lemon soda.
Boy Scout 3: (Also rubs box and tastes finger) No. I think it's more like chicken soup.
Boy Scout 1: (Returns, looks in box and pulls out stuffed dog) Oh, you naughty puppy !
Bear Droppings Skit
A skit for any number of wolf scouts and den leader
Here's one that is easy to do and set up...take some peanut butter and place it on a paper plate. The plate with the peanut butter are placed in the center of the skit area.The first group of wolf scouts come along, they look at the plate and say "Looks like Bear Droppings".
The second group of wolf scouts come along, they bend down and say "Smells like Bear Droppings".
The third group of wolf scouts come along, they touch the "droppings" and say "Feels like Bear Droppings".
The fourth group of wolf scouts come along, they put their finger in the "dropping" and lick their finer and say "Tastes like Bear Droppings"
The wolf scout leaders come along and say "Bear Droppings, glad we didn't step in it".
The Echo Skit
A skit for any number of boy scouts
Any number of boy scouts are on stage, one or two boy scouts are positioned off stage or behind the audience.
Boy Scout 1 announces that there is a great echo where they currently are and says "Let's try it..." and shouts "Chicken Soup"
Boy Scouts off stage echo "Chicken Soup"
Boy Scout 2 says "Let me try...Bananas"
Boy Scouts off stage echo "Bananas"
Boy Scout 3 says "That was cool...Eagles"
Boy Scouts off stage echo "Eagles"
and so on until you get to the last boy scout...
Last boy scout says "Bologna"
No Echo
Last boy scout says "Hmmm let's try that again...Bologna"
No Echo
The last boy scout says "Let's try something else....Mr. (leader) is a great cubmaster"
Boy Scouts offstage say "Bologna"
Here's a variation on the Echo skit
Boy Scout 1 announces that there is a great echo where they currently are and says "Let's try it..." and shouts "Chicken Soup"
Boy Scouts off stage echo "Chicken Soup"
Boy Scout 2 says "Let me try...Bananas"
Boy Scouts off stage echo "Bananas"
Boy Scout 3 says "That was cool...Eagles"
Boy Scouts off stage echo "Eagles"
and so on until you get to the last boy scout...
Last boy scout says "Bologna"
No Echo
Last boy scout says "Hmmm let's try that again...Bologna"
No Echo
The last boy scout says "Let's try something else....Mr. (leader) is a great cubmaster"
Boy Scouts offstage say "Bologna"
Here's a variation on the Echo skit
Boy Scout Skit: Echo System
This is a skit by the Boy Scouts of Troop 68 done during a show in 1996 called "Laughs For Lunch". In this skit the boys demonstrate the new echo system installed in the auditorium.
Runtime: 1:09
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Silent Night Skit
A skit for any number of tiger scouts
This is a great one for the cub scouts around the holidays...
All the cub scouts are standing in a straight line.
The cub scout at one end of the line announces "Silent Night Begins"
All cub scouts stand perfectly still and quiet.
After about 15 to 30 seconds, the cub scout at opposite end of the line announces "Silent Night Ends"
All cub scouts go running around, screaming, and yelling.
All the cub scouts are standing in a straight line.
The cub scout at one end of the line announces "Silent Night Begins"
All cub scouts stand perfectly still and quiet.
After about 15 to 30 seconds, the cub scout at opposite end of the line announces "Silent Night Ends"
All cub scouts go running around, screaming, and yelling.
Lemonade from Austin Skit
A skit for any number of tiger scouts
The setup: A tiger scout is selling lemonade.
Tiger Scout selling lemonade: "Lemonade, 10 cents for a glass of lemonade".
Tiger Scout 1: "I'll have a glass", after he drinks the lemonad, "This is the best lemonade I've tased, where's it fron"
Tiger Scout Selling Lemonade: "It's from Austin", "Lemonade, 10 cents for lemonade"
Tiger Scout 2: "I'll have some", "This is better than my mom's, where's it from"
Tiger Scout Selling Lemonade: "It's from Austin"
Repeat for any number of tiger scouts.
Tiger Scout selling Lemonade: "Hmmm, looks like I need more lemonade....Here! Austin! Here! Austin!
Tiger Scout acting as dog comes along and pretends to pee in pitcher.
The attached video shows a variation, except the dog's name is Orlando.
Tiger Scout selling lemonade: "Lemonade, 10 cents for a glass of lemonade".
Tiger Scout 1: "I'll have a glass", after he drinks the lemonad, "This is the best lemonade I've tased, where's it fron"
Tiger Scout Selling Lemonade: "It's from Austin", "Lemonade, 10 cents for lemonade"
Tiger Scout 2: "I'll have some", "This is better than my mom's, where's it from"
Tiger Scout Selling Lemonade: "It's from Austin"
Repeat for any number of tiger scouts.
Tiger Scout selling Lemonade: "Hmmm, looks like I need more lemonade....Here! Austin! Here! Austin!
Tiger Scout acting as dog comes along and pretends to pee in pitcher.
The attached video shows a variation, except the dog's name is Orlando.
Cub Scout Skit - Lemonade from Orlando
cub scout skit - the best Lemonade is from Orlando!
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Why do boy scouts perform skits
Should the skits be morale based
I've been watching skits in Cub Scouts for a couple of years now and have been confounded by the lack of morales in most of the skits. We teach the scouts to be loyal, trustworthy, and obey the law of the pack, and scout skits always seem to portray the opposite of the desired behavior.
As I was thinking about this, I remembered scout skits are about teaching the scouts to speak in public, and the scouts are more receptive and will perform to a funny scout skit than to a scout skit about morales. Teaching scouts to perform and speak in front of friends, family, and other people is a great skill to learn in life.
The scouts show to each other that it is ok to speak in public. As Tiger scouts and Wolf scouts, skits are mainly done in a group with everyone doing a very similar speaking part. As bear scouts, webelos, and boy scouts, the skits become more complicated with many speaking parts and different animations going on. Its great to see the scouts start reaching out and planning their own scout skits at campfires and day camps.
As I was thinking about this, I remembered scout skits are about teaching the scouts to speak in public, and the scouts are more receptive and will perform to a funny scout skit than to a scout skit about morales. Teaching scouts to perform and speak in front of friends, family, and other people is a great skill to learn in life.
The scouts show to each other that it is ok to speak in public. As Tiger scouts and Wolf scouts, skits are mainly done in a group with everyone doing a very similar speaking part. As bear scouts, webelos, and boy scouts, the skits become more complicated with many speaking parts and different animations going on. Its great to see the scouts start reaching out and planning their own scout skits at campfires and day camps.
Invisible bench skit
For any number of Cub Scouts
Cub Scout 1 starts by sitting on an invisible bench.
Cub Scout 2 says: "What are you doing?"
Cub Scout 1 says: "Sitting on an invisible bench, would you like to join me"
Cub Scout 2 says: "Sure"
Cub Scout 3 says: "What are you doing?"
Cub Scouts on bench say: "Sitting on an invisible bench, would you like to join?"
Cub Scout 3 says: "Sure"
Continue with cub scouts 4, 5, 6, etc.
Last cub scout says: "What are you doing?"
Cub Scouts on bench reply: "Sitting on an invisible bench."
Last cub scout says: "No your not, I sold it last week".
Cub Scouts on bench fall to the floor as it the bench is no longer there.
Cub Scout 2 says: "What are you doing?"
Cub Scout 1 says: "Sitting on an invisible bench, would you like to join me"
Cub Scout 2 says: "Sure"
Cub Scout 3 says: "What are you doing?"
Cub Scouts on bench say: "Sitting on an invisible bench, would you like to join?"
Cub Scout 3 says: "Sure"
Continue with cub scouts 4, 5, 6, etc.
Last cub scout says: "What are you doing?"
Cub Scouts on bench reply: "Sitting on an invisible bench."
Last cub scout says: "No your not, I sold it last week".
Cub Scouts on bench fall to the floor as it the bench is no longer there.
Book Compilation of Scout Skits
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Websites with more skits
The best websites which have compiled skits for Cub Scouts
During my research, I come across some sites that have more skits than I could perform in my five years in Cub Scouts. These sites are a great place to find a forgotten skit that may have been used 10 years ago.
- Scout Skits from Scoutorama website
- Find hundreds of skits for Cub Scouts and Boy Scouts, and other groups. Great for campfires, pack meetings, troop meetings, or other assemblies. (Scout Skits Library). Almost all of these skits can be modified for Girl Scouts as well.
- Scout Skits from Boy Scout Trail website
- Free comedy skits for boy scouts and cub scouts.
- Scout skits from U.S. Scouting Service Project
- Campfire Skits. Cub Scout Skits. Run-On Skits. Stage Skits and Presentations (props required here).
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LakeMom wrote...
Great skits! I'll have to think back to some of our GS skits and come back and share them!
Posted June 01, 2009
OhMe wrote...
Oh me! Oh my! If I could only remember all the skits I have done in my lifetime! This is a super lens with some fun skits. Great idea.
Posted April 20, 2009
spirituality wrote...
Well done. I used to be a scout myself :) Welcome to Humor and Hillarity Headquarters. Submit your lens to the link plexo there :)
Posted January 10, 2009
EagleScoutMom wrote...
These are great skits ! We are always looking for ( and thinkin' up! ) silly skits with our Cubs at daycamp or pack meetings. Very useful info ! Thanks.
Posted December 15, 2008
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