National Curmudgeon Day - Put on Your Grumpy Face

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Ill-tempered Grouches Unite, National Curmudgeon Day is for You!

Does January have you in a grouchy, grumpy, sour mood complete with complaining, whining and acting generally miserable? Then you're all ready to "celebrate" National Curmudgeons Day, and you'd be surprised at how many ways you can honor a day devoted to being just plain miserable.

You are in good company, by the way, let me introduce you to the world of Curmudgeons and teach you proper curmudgeonliness. Yes, curmudgeonliness IS a word, even if my spell-checker doesn't agree, which is making me a bit cranky and curmudgeonly myself at the moment!



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Claudia a/k/a happynutritionist
Updated 2/20/12

We hope you had a grumpy Curmudgeon Day, now smile until 2013!

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National Curmudgeon Day: January 29, 2013

What is the Definition of Curmudgeon?

Lionel Barrymore - click image for image credit

A Curmudgeon is a grumpy ill-tempered person. It's generally a term used for older men who are stuck in their ways, expecting everyone to line up with their way of thinking...or else. Think of Mr. Potter (Lionel Barrymore) in "It's a Wonderful Life", or the miserly Ebenezer Scrooge of "A Christmas Carol".

But just today I read an email from a woman who described herself as a curmudgeon about a certain issue, so I suppose any old stubborn grump can be a curmudgeon.



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10 Things to Do on National Curmudgeon Day

1. Learn to Be a Better Curmudgeon

Here are some tips for you

Are you a wet blanket, a pessimist, a downer and a drag?

Do people call you a "grinch" when you put a damper on the holiday season?

Are you a grouch, a killjoy, a malcontent, or a party pooper?

In sports are you a poor sport and do you complain and put on your sourpuss when things don't go your way?

Do you act like your in a bad mood by putting on a long face?

Do you then sulk and mope about your home or the office moaning and groaning, whining, sniveling and snarling?

If not, you have some work to do before you are a proper Curmudgeon.

2. Start Your Day with a Grumpy Mug

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Disney Grumpy Mug

Now that is a "Grumpy" old face if ever I saw one! A cup of coffee in this will get your day off to a grouchy start.

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3. Watch Grumpy and Grumpier Old Men

Break out the popcorn

Sit back, relax and enjoy these curmudgeons.

Grumpy Old Men/Grumpier Old Men

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4. Listen to and Read the Lyrics to Curmudgeon by Nirvana

They will have you feeling curmudgeonly in no time

It took a special occasion like this for me to discover this song...the words make no sense, but, it's a song called Curmudgeon, so appropriate for the celebrating of National Curmudgeon Day.

And doesn't it take a bit of a curmudgeon to take the time to put together a video to PROVE which year the recording of the song was the loudest? Look below to see what I mean.

Here are the lyrics:

"I can't hide, no on the mantle
I'm not sad 'til I'm home

It's the season I'm all reason
I have seen I have grown

sheared at the seams
cheat on me cheat on me
cheat on me at the seams
and not seen at the seams
cheat on me at the seams

I'm a lender I'm a planter
I put something in the garden

in the handle on the mantle
I met Santa I met God

sheared at the seams
cheat on me cheat on me cheat on me
cheat on me at the seams
at the seams at the seams
cheat on me

I'm a lady can you save me?
it's the sulfur I have grown

'tis the season I'm all reason
I have fleas so run on home

sheared at the seams
cheat on me cheat on me cheat on me
cheat on me cheat on me cheat on me
at the seams at the seams
cheat on meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

All I can say is "oy"...only a sad mind could create such a song.
Curmudgeon by Nirvana (1992 vs. 2004) - The Loudness War
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“I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them. ~W. Somerset Maugham”

5. Read About Curmudgeons in the News

For those of you that doubt they exist

I'm sorry if there is any inappropriate content. I get VERY grumpy when that happens.
Frank Lloyd Wright doghouse: 'Charming' project of curmudgeonly architect
"The word 'curmudgeon' kept coming up. I don't know if it's accurate or not, but it fits the perception." When Miner interviewed Jim Berger for his film, he suggested that Berger, a retired woodshop teacher, rebuild the dog house with his brother for a ...
Book of the Week: A "Conundrum" from a curmudgeon
?Thought-provoking? is what some are calling David Owen's new book, The Conundrum, which is about how scientific innovation and energy efficiency aren't all they're cracked up to be. Good choice of words. Because the more I read and thought, ...
Hands on: A curmudgeon's view of the Playstation Vita
By Peter Smith Add a new comment February 16, 2012, 8:30 AM ? Sony's new handheld gaming system, the Playstation Vita, has arrived! I got mine yesterday and just wanted to share some really early thoughts. Let's be clear: like most of you reading this ...
Who is this Jeremy Lin guy anyway?
By Art Garfamudis Jeyhoun Allebaugh/NBAE/Getty Images Knicks guard Jeremy Lin is inspiring millions of fans, so Page 2's curmudgeon delves into his story. Editor's note: Art Garfamudis originally wrote for Page 2 in 2008 before he retired to dedicate ...

6. Acquire Something with the word Curmudgeon In or On It

A book, a song, a shirt, whatever!

The Big Curmudgeon: 2,500 Outrageously Irreverent Quotations from World-Class Grumps and Cantankerous Commentators

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8. Try to Make a Curmudgeon Smile

Spread a Little Happiness

If you aren't feeling particularly curmudgeonly, this might be a day for you to make a sourpuss smile. You might just find that you become less aware of your own curmudgeonliness.

Do you know a neighbor, friend or co-worker who has been having some troubles lately, or never seems to have a smile on their face? Do something to make them smile.

Spontaneous Happiness

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9. Do something un-curmudgeonly and give a thumbs up if you "liked" this page

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