One of my recent clients is fitness expert Callan Pinckney. She is the creator of Callanetics.

A TOAST TO CALLAN

One day while undressing
I let out a yelp
My body was dropping
I needed help!

Bulging and cellulite
Clothes couldn't hide
I started to panic
Then tried exercise

Yoga, gymnastics
A flying trapeze
Stretches and crunches
And bending my knees

But my hips got no smaller
My waist wasn't thin
My only beauty
Came from within

Then along came a gal
With a shape so fantastic
Her body was firm
And her muscles elastic

She studied me sadly
And before I could speak
She offered to teach me
Her method unique

She said there was hope
For my thighs that were sagging
My boobs that were drooping
My butt that was dragging

She swore if I worked hard
I'd soon look like she did
Her specialized movements
Were just what I needed

She guided me expertly
It was amazing
Within a short time
My whole body was raising

Now I'm trim and ecstatic
My whole life has changed
If it weren't for Callan,
I'd be deranged!