Funny and Sarcastic Gifts for Dancers!

Dance Thoughts opened on Cafepress in November. 

I have designed and produced t-shirts for my students for the last 5 years. Now I can share those designs on cafepress, and sell to the millions of dance lovers who have just been waiting for me to bring my designs to light. :)

Dance Thoughts will carry the classic "I love dance" shirts, and cute kids ballet shirts, but we have something different too - a unique insight to the things that only dance teachers and students will find amusing.

One of our most popular designs is "Don't Make Me Whip Out My Fouettes". Another is "Slap Me if My Foot is Sickled". Both still make me laugh when I type them. And remember, I am a jaded old ballet teacher who has spent the last 20 years in the classroom.

So stop by and see the shirt about Sally. We all know a Sally - the kid with bent knees, a sloppy bun, and her leotard on backwards. The one whose mother thinks she belongs in ABT and can't understand why she is not Clara in this year's Nutcracker.

So our Sally shirt has a lovely picture of her in all her glory, and it says (and I quote) "All Sally ever wanted was to be a ballet star. Poor Sally."

Or maybe you are a dance teacher, and will appreciate this one more - "Will you please, for the love of all that is good, remember to point your FREAKIN' feet?". It will make your students laugh. And probably won't help them at all because we all know you could stand on your head and they won't remember to point their feet. But at least they will be laughing.

So come on by and check out our stuff. And if you are looking for the regular i dance shirts, we have them too.