Would you rather have a monkey to tickle, or a dog to dance with?

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HERE'S WHAT I THINK:

Would you rather have a monkey to tickle, or a dog to dance with?

Let's imagine...

You wake up tomorrow...

And you have a monkey! Ready for tickling! And OH how he giggles!

OR - You walk downstairs... to be greeted by the wagging tail of your dancing dog!

Woohoo!

But... which one would YOU rather?!

Would you rather have a MONKEY to tickle, or a DOG to dance with? 

Would you rather have a MONKEY to tickle, or a DOG to dance with?

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A monkey to tickle!

Amanda_Blue says:

I would rather have a monkey to tickle but it would have to be a baby monkey...I would not want to tickle a monkey that is fully grown.

CheekyChimp says:

Did U know that the original lyrics to Queen's song "Somebody To Love" were "Some Monkey To Tickle"? Well that's what Freddy said.
I do love dogs but ain't nothin' like a good old Monkey! Great Question! Stay Cheeky Baby!

ellaben says:

I think I posted my comment in the wrong place,so Ill try again. I would rather be the monkey then I too could throw poo at people and get away with it.The dog could provide some extra poo ,provided he doesnt eat it first.

famousmortimer says:

I've danced with a dog, it felt awkward. Tickling a monkey would be like the greatest thing ever. He would be all OOOOOH OOOOH OOOH and then we could have bananas together and watch who's the daddy on Maury together.

Then we could go out for ice creams and little kids could come up and tickle him and mom's could refer to me as "the man." "Leave the man's monkey alone little jimmy." Oh how i love to be the man.

Tiffany says:

Aways wanted a monkey but then you know in the zoo, they throw poo at you, so it'd have to be well trained. LOL

A dog to dance with!

angel says:

monkies can be trouble

The_Homeopath says:

Neither, I'd actually prefer a cat to warm my lap, but if I have to make a choice I'd say a dog to dance with because there are so many wonderful pups who need a home, they'd be welcome to dance with me (but not gansta rap, I'm just not in to that).

eggbot says:

No.

Brianna daum says:

dog to dance with

kab says:

I'd rather a dog to dance with, mostly because dogs don't throw poop.

LovingLife says:

Definitely a dog! They are more fun to play with and cuddle with; after our dance of course.

CherylK says:

I'd rather dance with a dog, for sure...I've heard that monkeys are kinda smelly.

fefe says:

Dogs are cuter and I think more clean than monkeys.

Ken K. Chartrand says:

I have had dogs in the past, unfortunately the Apartment block I live in doesn't allow pets. As per your thread ...I would have a dog tickled by a monkey.

Victoria_Neely says:

No poo-throwing monkeys for me, thanks. Dogs don't throw poo; they've just been known to eat it from time to time.

chefkeem says:

I AM a monkey myself, and I just love to do the doggie boogie woogie! Before breakfast, if possible.

 

A monkey to tickle?

Or a dog to dance with?

A monkey to tickle?!

Or a dog to dance with?!

Or your very own KittyMonkeyDogBear?!?!?!

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