Put An End To Those Mornin' Blues!

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Ever Wish You Could Quit That J-O-B??

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I mean, who wouldn't want to be their own boss? I know, for sure, that there are people who hate the fact of crawling out of bed each and every morning (after hitting the snooze button a zillion times) with their eyes half opened, stumbling over every object, and pet, on the floor just to get to the coffee pot! I have yet to figure out, why it is, that a bed is so much more comfortable in the morning than it was the night before! Also, lets ponder the thought of what a great tax write off it would be if smashed up alarm clocks were deductible - or are they?

You rip out the first outfit you see hanging in the closet, not even caring about what others might think about it! You are praying that it matches due to only using the little night light from the other side of the room as your main source of light! I, for one, have experienced the many times of going to work with two different colored socks on! I would be casually sitting outside, on break with my friends and happen to glance down only to notice that one was black and the other, well, blue. Now, not only do you have to be at a job you can't stand, you also have to conceal your ways of err so that the other office workers won't gossip about you being color blind around the water cooler!

Oh and back to the subject involving light! Lets talk about light in the morning (especially when its still dark outside!) Let's not even mention turning on a light! Light is good, however, when you are just waking up, you'd almost need a pair of sunglasses to be able to stand the rays beaming from the bulb above!

You jump in the shower, making the water as hot as possible, telling yourself this will wake you up! What great psychological games we play within our minds! We know that once we get in the shower, it will be such a difficult task to pry ourselves out from underneath that faucet which sprinkles down the hot water that feels oh so good! Especially, if it is cold outside!

Don't get me wrong, the coffee and shower experiences are somewhat helpful, however, it would just be more pleasing to sleep your pretty little head in during those dreadful morning hours as well! This is an easy morning - just think about those mornings where you wake up late! Talk about PANIC MODE!!!

Then, on top of it all, theres the whole traffic issue! If anyone out there knows, that alone, can thrust anyone into a mental spin causing major road rage! It is imperative to remember though, that all those people are in the same mental capacity as you are in the morning, however, it's still hard to not want to run someone off the road who just insists that they have to get in front of you, without using a blinker on top of it! The part that makes the vessels in your neck want to bust wide open is when you look in your rear view mirror and there is not a car in sight behind you, yet, the dweeb just HAD to slide their way in front of YOU! Like its a race to the finish line or something! Apparently, they are the only ones in a hurry to get to work!!

Now, I have done that before. I am, in no way shape or form, tooting my own horn (no pun intended), nor am I claiming my fame to innocence here, however, it really is quite different when we do it, as opposed to, some schmuck that you don't even know doing it. It just seems to be perfectly fine and dandy when we do it though. I would hate to be in some peoples cars in the morning to hear how many times I get cussed out!!! Oh and I should mention that I have done it, not because I am in a hurry to get to work or anything, but, my brain just, well, wasn't operating at a fully functionable level at the time. Yep, thats my story and I am sticking to it!!

Just think about it - all of this fun filled excitement and you haven't even arrived at work yet!

Finally, you pull into the parking lot, or race in if you are late. You get out of the car and the only thought you have is about going home at quitting time. I, myself, have always enjoyed the pep talks to help myself along that dreary and dreadful walk into the building, well, that and making sure the bottle of vodka and prozac pills were tucked away secretly so that the other co workers wouldn't run me down and steal them! I would pump myself up, or try to anyways, just by allowing myself to be reminded of how many more days were left in the week to get through these roller coaster of emotions and suffer through such painful and traumatizing experiences! Again, it was nothing major or anything, just a little count down of some sort. Monday I would say to myself, self, you only have four days to go. Tuesday, three more days to go. This would continually go on through the week until, alas, Friday strolled along. This is where you start to feel yourself wanting to leap for joy, with great anticipation of course, of the whole two days off ahead of you. Five days of such misery only to get those two days off. Neat concept huh? It sort of was a self gratifying technique to use to manipulate myself into getting through the week. Well, not really, but, hey, it is was worth a shot, right?

You enter into those deep dark halls of the twighlight zone, in a zombie figure like form and wander aimlessly to get to that loft of a cubicle of yours. You know the one that you try to decorate as if it were your own home? You have pictures of family, friends and of course, the pets splattered all over the place. I would definitely hate to have to be the one to count all the thumb tack holes that are awesomely displayed all over the walls of the wonderful home away from home. You kick off your shoes and slouch down in your chair to get all comfortable and toss your feet up on that elegant old home made foot rest you so tatefully arranged underneath your desk.

The first thing you enjoy doing is going through all your emails which usually soaks up alot of the morning hours. Nothing like a ton of spam mail to delete all day! Well, that and running back and forth for coffee refills and pit stops to release the coffee. Also, don't you just love the people who show up, at your loft, unannounced? It is not so bad when it's your clan you hang with on breaks and/or at lunch, however, with some of them, it would be much more hospitable if you were in solitary confinement at the state penitentary. You know who I am referring to. Those ones that have to just share their weekend experiences with you. They start from the minute they left on Friday and by the time they get to Sunday night, you are starting to shake violently as an alarm in your head goes off due to going in melt down mode spasms. They then stroll away to go and harrass the next victim. You look at the clock and realize that two hours have since gone by and that puts you in somewhat of a good mood because it's break time and you have not done anything productive as of yet during your day. Mission accomplished!

After the long and agonizing day ends its finally time to go home. Is it not amazing how much quicker we are to get out of the building at quitting time, than, the pace, or lack thereof, of when we arrive in the mornings? It is as if the building has caught on fire and you bust out the door like the kool-aid man, screaming 'oh yeaah,' as people watch you running like a raging lunatic to your vehicle.

Well, allow me to let you in on a little secret. You can eliminate yourself from this excruciating pain, called work right? Oh, unless you are one of those who enjoys being confined to a building filled with drama-fied people all day long, five days a week. You also might not qualify if you enjoy working to make others wealthier, all the while, crying when that all high and mighty wealthy one gives you your paycheck! My favorite technique they utilize is how they try to manipulate you into thinking that your insurance coverage makes up for the lack of dollars they include on your paycheck!! Yes, that brings you great comfort, does it not? They also forget to mention how your insurance coverage goes up every year, which deducts even more out of YOUR hard earned money! Yes, thank you indeed wonderful employer, for providing such great insurance coverage - now could you please explain that to my mortgage company?

I would like to extend an invitaion to you to participate with me in a phenomenal home based business. Wow, just think what it would be like to work from the comfort of your own home! You can do anything your little heart pleases! You can get up and go to bed, well, whenever! You can, brace yourself, even WORK whenever you want to! No more keeping logs of your 'alleged' excuses so that when you are feeling lazy and decide to call in you won't have to to fumble through your book to figure out what you told them the last twenty times. No more worrying about how much time you have left in your sick leave bank. Thats a brain teasing task there. You have to figure out what excuse you are going to use, all the while, adding and deducting up all the hours to get a total of what you would have left in the end to plan on future call - ins! The best one of ALL is no more of that hateful boss - you know, the one that is arrogant and always on a power trip? Oh what freedom with just that alone!

This business that you will participate in is definitely a unique and awesome opportunity. Please be assured that you will not be left alone. This is definitely a 'people helping people' type business. If you can torture yourself, day in and day out, with that nine to five, you can certainly run a business from home. All it entails is that you duplicate what others have done. If you can do that - there is no way that you can fail. This is truly an awesome business that is changing lives for many people on a daily basis. All I ask is that you take a few minutes out of your time and watch a short video which will explain this opportunity. Hey, if you are complacent with where you are in your life, that's fine. If not, then, perhaps, its time for you to make a change. Everything we do in life is determined by us. Either we can be in the same cycle as the majority of the world and go through the daily routines, or, we can step outside of the box and dare to be different. Once you have the desire and motivation to do that - then, will success follow. Don't be caught up in the way of the world. Don't put your life in a box. Open that box up and allow yourself to fulfill your dreams of living the lifestyle that you are so desperately seeking. Now, if that last line didn't convince you - I don't know what will! Just visit my site at $$DancinInDoughDotCom$$ and you can find out how you CAN be living the life that you have always dreamed of! You can finally obtain that ticket to wealth which will allow you the freedom to do everything you have always been wanting to do. Well, what are you waiting for? Do something today. CHANGE YOUR TOMORROW! Come be a part of the Blessings Unlimited team with myself and many top earners, such as Jeannie Looman. Jeannie is a stay at home mom who is currently earning 40,000 per month! She went from relying on child support to now where she earns enough to not have to worry about where the next meal will come from!! She is awesome. She volunteers her time to help everyone else how to duplicate the system!!

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I wish you the best, whether it be with this business, or, anything else that you plan on accomplishing in life!

Jon

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