Darcy's Dialogues: Behind the scenes of "Pride and Prejudice"
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A rich young man needs a wife
This had been made abundantly clear to Fitzwilliam Darcy, the young master of a large estate in Derbyshire in the early nineteenth century.
His aunt Catherine claimed that he had been betrothed at birth to her daughter Anne de Bourgh. His dear friend Mrs. Hurst expected him to marry her own sister Caroline Bingley. And his own sister Georgiana insisted that he marry anyone but those two.
"Pride and Prejudice" is as much Darcy's story as it is Elizabeth Bennet's. This lens offers a look into Darcy's life as he tries to deal with his friend Bingley's infatuation with an unsuitable country girl and his own infatuation with her sister.
What are Darcy's Dialogues?
You'll find that Darcy can be quite cantankerous when he's amongst friends; Bingley often finds him quite infuriating. Louisa Hurst is an old friend of Darcy's and plays a larger role than Jane Austen ever realized, and Georgiana is herself no shrinking violet.
Where are the Dialogues?
The entire collection is available as a book.
Here are links to a few selected dialogues:
At the Meryton Assembly Ball
Are the dialogues available as a book?
YES!
Are the Dialogues true to Jane Austen?
But if you require characters that match Jane's own characters exactly and speak just as Jane made them speak, then you'll have to open Jane's book.
The characters in the Darcy Dialogues are a bit edgier. Darcy can be crabby and cantankerous, Bingley can be furious and fed up, Georgiana can be pushy and petulant, and Louisa Hurst can be devious and yet devoted to her brother's happiness.
Do the Dialogues change the story?
Only in trivial ways. For example, Darcy bumps into Elizabeth on the streets of Meryton the very day after the Assembly ball. And much later, after Darcy asks Mr. Bennet for Elizabeth's hand, he has to immediately contend with Mrs. Bennet.
Sample dialog
Bingley has to twist Darcy's arm to get him to come to the assembly in Meryton
DARCY
Bingley, I can't meet new people already.
I haven't properly settled in yet.
BINGLEY
Darcy, if you don't come to this assembly ball tonight then I'll
be a laughingstock. I already promised Sir William Lucas that I'd
bring a number of gentlemen.
DARCY
Well, you've already bungled that one. Having me there
won't make much difference.
BINGLEY
Blast you, Darcy!
DARCY
I'm in no mood to be introduced to a bunch of ugly farmgirls.
BINGLEY
These are the daughters of gentlemen, Darcy. Country folk,
yes, but you yourself have a house out in the country.
DARCY
But I don't socialize in Derbyshire. I save myself for London,
where it counts.
BINGLEY
Sir William tells me there are many beautiful young ladies in the
Meryton area: the Kings, the Johnstons, the Bennets, the Smiths.
And you saw those girls in that dress shop!
DARCY
The Bennets? Didn't you visit a Mr. Bennet the other day?
BINGLEY
Yes I did. He's got five daughters.
...Come to think of it, I wonder if those girls in the dress shop --
DARCY
But he wouldn't even introduce his daughters to you. They must
be a dreadful sight.
...continued
And Caroline needs you there as well. She dreads having to
dance with a local farmhand.
DARCY
Oh, so she's allowed to avoid the farmhands but I have to
put up with the local cowmaids? Get Hurst to dance with her.
BINGLEY
No, he'll probably be asleep in a corner somewhere.
DARCY
I only came into Hertfordshire in the first place to get a
rest. I had quite the summer, you know.
BINGLEY
No I don't know. I hardly saw you at all last month. Where
were you?
DARCY
Busy.
BINGLEY
Look, Darcy, if you stay here tonight then my liquor cabinet is off
limits to you. I'll have Rutherford lock it up.
DARCY
I brought my own.
BINGLEY
Well, then maybe your horse will somehow get loose tomorrow! Just
think of the many ways I can make your life miserable while you're
here.
DARCY
Oh, Bingley, all right, all right. No need to make a fool of yourself.
I'll come.
BINGLEY
Good.
DARCY
Just try not to introduce me to anyone.
by EdS
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