David Letterman - Top Ten List

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Since there are a few dogs out there running for President of the United States, I thought I would let everyone out there know how it would be different if the next President were a dog. Thought this was a good list to show on Embrace the Hill and German Shepherd Would Make a Great President

10. There would be a doggy door in the oval office
9. At press conferences, instead of "Mr. President," reporters would shout, "Here fella!"
8. Goodbye Whitewater Scandal, hello Toilet Bowl Water Scandal.
7. The Washington Monument would be replaced with a hundred-story fire hydrant.
6. The United States might have a more coherent foreign policy.
5. Public Enemy #1 would be that neutering bastard Bob Barker.
4. The secret service and the CIA (Canine Intelligence Agency) would be dispatched to catch that little chuck wagon.
3. The Country would really be run by the dog's smarter poodle wife.
2. Here's your new national anthem: (videotape of dog barking the x-mas jingle).
1. One word: Snausage Gate.