It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Best Charlie Quotes

Charlie is the best character on the show and his line delivery is most of his charm.

• This is classic Tammy.
• Uh, you dropped a hard "J" on us.
• Let's all recognize that this is a little awkward situation between friends at the welfare store and let's go our separate ways, okay?
• I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.
• It says meet... and then a bunch of words after it.
• Hey, nobody minds if I do a little dancing right now, do they?
• Look at that door, dude. See that door right there? The one marked "pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?
• It's just two men sharing each other. It's just two men like lovin' brothers. One on top and one on bottom. One inside, and one is out. One is screaming he's so happy and the other's screaming a passionate shout. It's the Night Man.