Deadliest Style of Martial Arts

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Who wants the most lethal martial arts methods?

Somewhere, at this very moment, someone is desperately searching the vast Internet thingy for the deadliest style of martial arts... This person will not rest until the quest is completed - to become a human lethal weapon.

And if you happen to be that warrior shopping around for the ultimate secret, the deadliest style of martial arts - boy (man, woman, girl ...alian), have you come to the right place ... or then again, perhaps not :-)

Street Fighting

...Not exactly "toekwondo"


Want the no holds barred details on "dirty" street fighting made for survival? The kind of stuff which may even save your life one day?

Then you probably don't want any of this "twist your foot this way" "wash on - wash off" or "move your wrist a half inch" karate-kid stuff, right? We'll leave that for the "karate 101" books or the movies.

Since you're after the the "deadly stuff", you probably want something which combines every technique, every move and every strategy you'll ever need to know to help destroy your opponent in a real life street fight. You'll probably want to check out something like this guide.

Uber deadly ninja weapons

...A 'Ninja Forearm Machete Blade Full Tang Knife Sword' anyone?

I totally agree with this article about what has got to be the #1 Amazon review of all time - simply hilarious!

I urge you to read about this contender for the very top spot of Martial Arts Maniacs unofficial Hall of Fame! Simply outstanding lunacy :-)

What can you really say about a self-proclaimed 'professional mercenary' who reports from his alleged 'secure compound', also called 'Martial Arts Land' in the Democratic Republic of Congo: "I have been a user of Ninja Forearm Machete Blade Full Tang Knife Swords (NFMBFTKS for short, pron 'nif-mib-fit-kis') for most of my career, and have some that are quite nice. As a professional mercenary and vendor of 'blood diamonds', 'blood coffee beans', 'blood Nike knock offs', and other 'conflict-zone' products, I find myself in need of a good NFMBFTKS regularly." Holy guacamole! :-D

Tell me about your "deadly" martial arts encounters!

...but keep it all nice, clean and family friendly, please.

What do you find most irritating, annoying, amusing ... or important about all this "kung fu deadliness"

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    RenaissanceGal Jan 23, 2012 @ 4:56 pm | delete
    I don't find it irritating or annoying, it's just these Charlie's Angel type movies are completely fake; the fighting style. Kung fu can be deadly but you just how to know how to use it. BUT..... If you know about Filipino stick fighting, (Kali/Escrima) then you can use even a rolled up magazine as a lethal weapon. If you can swing a stick you can use anything as a weapon. KAJUKENBO, it's a combination of Brazilian Ju-Jitsu, Ninjitsu, Chinese boxing, Aikido, Judo ; it's basically street fighting with flare, if that makes any sense. I took classes in this for years, I still practice it, I've never had to use it but it's nice to know I have the knowledge to protect myself. I ALMOST had to fight a guy to protect my mom, but this was years ago. It was a mistaken identity thing and he was screaming and yelling. I was ready to take him down, I was even in fighting stance. It's great for the physique and mind. I had an AMAZING sensei, he was like another Bruce Lee, kind of looked like him too.
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    Torbjornar Jan 23, 2012 @ 5:12 pm | delete
    What... Movie fighting completely fake..? Nooooo, it is 'toetally' 'toekwondo' realistic - uber deadly! In fact, I read that in a forum by someone who knows karate, so it must be real :-D
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    MaverickiB Oct 17, 2011 @ 10:49 pm | delete
    Every martial art has its strengths and weaknesses. The key is to mix them all together. I do Muay Thai, Judo, Jiu-Jitsu, Boxing, and Greco-Roman wrestling. Because of that, there's really no "weakness" aside from my level of training. Training in MMA means there will rarely be a situation, whether it's in the cage or on the street, you don't have some training to handle.
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    Torbjornar Oct 17, 2011 @ 11:39 pm | delete
    So I guess you're into some totally awesome knife and other weapon defenses, which all these arts are famous for... But hey, the mighty judo chop will leave everything else in the dust :-)
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    myboxingcoach Oct 17, 2011 @ 8:32 am | delete
    I guess extolling the virtues of a boxing approach might not go down well here? lol.

    Anyway, cool lens, well done.
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Deadly Martial Arts Wear

...it's a store, right!

Well, what do you know - my old man was right ... again. "Just keep your eyes and ears open, and you'll learn something new every day," is one of the things he tried to install in my prematurely ageing mind (guess I was around 17 at the time)

Case in point: I just found out there actually is a store in Gloucester, UK (see map) with the name "Deadly Martial Arts Wear". How cool is that!

Totally over the top and ninja approved. Probably a perfect hide-out for anyone wanting to be amazed by all the über cool deadliness instantly handed to us black-belters :-)

The deadliest of martial arts style

The keyboard warriors 'wet dream'

After a kids introductory class many years ago (ain't it weird how time flies?), we were having our mandatory Q and A session.

One bright young lad (at the ripe age of 7 or 8) waived his hand eagerly, looked me straight in the eyes, and asked in a firm (and may I add, loud) voice: "When will we learn to kill"?

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Deadliest man alive

Count Dante, no less...

Count Dante, the deadliest man alive

Here's an old ad from 1975, showing the amazing (and needless to say, totally deadly) kung fu hands of "Count Dante". His real name was John T. Keehan. He was supposedly a real oddball who became known as a "black sheep" to the US based martial arts community.
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They'll 'osu' you to death

Osu? Osu! You dig? Dig!

You can laugh, cry or be amazed (it's a free world after all) at the totally über deadly maneuver here, but the real gem is all the 'osu' going on. My bet is that the students will be knee deep in poo-fu if the forget to 'osu' :-)
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The lethal numbnuts

Aka. the nunchaku

Totally deadly ... in particular to your own nuts and ego
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5 points

Silat

5 points

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5 points

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4 points

Jeet Kune Do

4 points

Krav Maga

3 points

Kalari

2 points

Hapkido

2 points

Aikido

2 points

Kali (Arnis/Escrima)

2 points

Karate

1 point

T'ai Chi

1 point

Kempo

1 point

Mixed Martial Arts

1 point

Taekwondo

1 point

Judo

0 points

Brazilian Jiu-jitsu

0 points

Wushu

0 points

Tea Seremony

0 points

Flower Arranging

0 points

Kick-boxing

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Sambo

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A major fighting reality check

..and kiai to you too

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A lethal blow below the "belt of deadliness" :-)

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"Source Yung Kwang Gojo Soo Fu Do"

...and the power of Grand Master Pete

Great spoof commercials from Source Usa Martial Arts. Love the "TakeSomeDough" approved uniform!
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More than just a funny karate scene...

There are actually bits and pieces of truth in there too.

And of course, if you haven't seen this video clip with Jim Carrey as a karate teacher, then you're in for a real treat!
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A touch of death touch

Am I a skeptic? Oh yes - a major one. I believe not easily in what I hear or see or read. I believe in what I encounter.

That said, I have indeed "been in touch with" people with some amazing powers, and I do by no means not brush off this dim mak, death touch, kyusho "thing" just like that.

For instance, here's a video clip you can download (scroll down to Assorted: Dim Mak).

From what I can see this looks like someone who probably is the real deal - and I do emphasize the word 'probably'. The video below however... Well, you'll be the judge of that.
Martial Arts Death Touch
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Mixed martial arts deadliness

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At last - breaking skills comes in handy

Perhaps not that deadly but deadly effective ... should the right occasion occur :-)

Ninja - they're everywhere

Watch your back at all times ... it's a dangerous world!


Just thought I'd share this funny picture with you folks.

Well, at least I found it funny ... but then I'm easily entertained (in other words, I guess I'm a simple mind).

Kind of reminds me of my sneaky - and not always glorious - younger years too :-)

Probably very deadly

But I have no idea how...

Well, perhaps if they put a bladed weapon in those flailing arms. That would be kind of neat (and even more deadly :)
Crazy Martial Arts Demo Video
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Check out all the weird questions and answers being given at Yahoo! Answers. Real interesting place :-)
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You gotta be on your toes at a ninja funeral

Scary stuff from "Ask a Ninja"...

Ask A Ninja - Question 16 "How To Kill A Ninja"
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The deadly Ninja Turtles

At least they are very bad to our children...

Don't believe me how badass these green cowabunga ninja creatures are? Well, here are some Christian fanatic airheads more than willing and ready to explain the moral implications and dangers of our numbnuts flailing friends. "They are bad people" There, I said it too! :-)
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Amazon goes cowabunga!

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Hi there! My name is Torbjorn Arntsen, and you are indeed welcome here!
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