Best Quotes from Dexter on Showtime

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 Noted for it's outstanding writing, Dexter is a TV show that airs on exclusively on Showtime (not HBO, which confuses some people.) Michael C. Hall plays Dexter. Before Dexter, Michael C. Hall was best known for playing David on the HBO show.

Best Quotes from Dexter on Showtime 

The Best Lines from Season 1

Quotes are listed in the order in which they aired, starting with the first episode.


  • "Normal people are so hostile."
    Dexter episode 101 (Season 1, episode 1) This is the pilot episode and it is called - not surprisingly - "Dexter."


  • "I dream I'm floating on the surface of my own life, watching it unfold."Dexter episode 102 (Season 1, episode 2) - "Crocodile."


  • "There are no secrets in life, just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface."
    Dexter episode 102 (Season 1, episode 2) - "Crocodile."


  • "I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be home in time for Letterman. But knowing what to say when my girlfriend's feeling insecure...I'm totally lost".
    Dexter episode 102 (Season 1, episode 2) - "Crocodile."


  • "Everyone moves to Miami to die."
    Dexter episode 103 (season 1, episode 3) called "Popping Cherry."


  • "All you can do is play along at life and hope that sometimes you get it right."
    Dexter episode 103 (season 1, episode 3) called "Popping Cherry."


  • "Killing must serve a purpose. Otherwise, it's just plain murder."
    Dexter episode 103 (season 1, episode 3) called "Popping Cherry."


  • "Human bonds always lead to messy complications."
    Dexter episode 104 (Season 1, episode 4) called "Let's Give The Boy A Hand."


  • "Sometimes you just want to forget who you are altogether."
    Dexter episode 104 (Season 1, episode 4) called "Let's Give The Boy A Hand."


  • "I'm something new entirely, with my own set of rules. I'm dexter. Boo."
    Dexter episode 104 (Season 1, episode 4) called "Let's Give The Boy A Hand."


  • "Somehow it's reassuring knowing I'm not the only one pretending to be normal."
    Dexter episode 105 (Season 1, episode 5) called "Love American Style."


  • "The problem with acting normal is that normal people get into stupid situations."
    Dexter episode 105 (Season 1, episode 5) called "Love American Style."



  • "Eventually most serial killers get caught. There's really not much of a retirement plan."
    Dexter episode 106 (Season 1, episode 6) called "Return to Sender."


  • "If hell exists, I'm in it."
    Dexter . Season 1, episode 11 ( Dexter episode 111) called "Truth Be Told."

DEXTER SEASON 1 EPISODE GUIDE 

Episode 1 - Dexter
Episode 2 - Crocodile
Episode 3 - Popping Cherry
Episode 4 - Let's Give the Boy a Hand
Episode 5 - Love American Style
Episode 6 - Return to Sender
Episode 7 - Circle of Friends
Episode 8 - Shrink Wrap
Episode 9 - Father Knows Best
Episode 10 - Seeing Red
Episode 11 - Truth Be Told
Episode 12 - Born Free

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