Dinosaur Jokes for kids
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Dinosaur Jokes
I love dinosaur jokes - Most kids absolutely adore them - some make you laugh, some make you groan. But all are fun.
What does this Dinosaur joke do for you - Why do museums have old dinosaur bones? answer - Because they cannot afford new ones !!!
Well, they say the old ones are the best...
I hope this lense brings you laughter.
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Updated 30 May 2012 pm
Contents at a Glance
WHAT KIND OF MATERIALS DO DINOSAURS USE ON THE FLOOR OF THEIR HOMES?
- Rep-Tiles !
WHY DID CARNIVOROUS DINOSAURS EAT RAW MEAT?
- Because they didn't know how to barbecue!
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN TWO DINOSAURS COLLIDE?
- Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!
WHAT DID THE DINOSAUR SAY AFTER THE CRASH?
- I'msoaurus!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PLATED DINOSAUR WHEN HE IS ASLEEP?
- Stegosnorus!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FOSSIL THAT DOESN'T EVER WANT TO WORK?
- Lazy Bones!
WHAT MAKES MORE NOISE THAN A DINOSAUR?
- Two Dinosaurs!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A DINOSAUR THAT NEVER GIVES UP?
- Try -Try - Try-ceratops!
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WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN A DINOSAUR SNEEZES?
- Out of the wayl
WHAT DID THE FEMALE DINOSAUR CALL HER BLOUSE MAKING SHOP?
- Try Sara's Tops!
WHAT TYPE OF MATERIALS DOES A DINOSAUR USE FOR THE FLOOR OF THEIR HOME?
- Rep-Tiles!
HOW WOULD YOU INVITE A DINOSAUR TO EAT?
- Tea Rex?
WHAT HAS A SPIKED TAIL, PLATES ON ITS BACK AND SIXTEEN WHEELS?
- A Stegosaurus on roller skatesl
WHO MAKES THE BEST DINOSAUR CLOTHES?
- A Dino-sewer!
WHY DIDN'T THE T-REX SKELETON ATTACK THE MUSEUM VISITORS?
- The T-Rex lacked the guts!
WHAT DO YOU GET IF CROSS A DINOSAUR WITH A PIG?
- Jurassic Pork!
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE BRACHIOSAURUS TOOK THE TRAIN HOME?
- He had to bring it back!
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I hope that you have enjoyed this lense.
Your comments are always welcomed
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Pukeko
May 12, 2011 @ 9:11 am | delete
- These lame jokes are really fun and the layout looks great. Blessed by the humor angel. Please add it to one of the plexos on my humor angel lens.
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